Woke up hard

By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

Anyone else up and stroking?

By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

Anyone for phone?

By *rsKOTCTWoman 12 weeks ago

Leeds

Doesn't almost every bloke wake up hard?

By *ysizeMan 12 weeks ago

Nottingham

"Doesn't almost every bloke wake up hard?"

Most days to be honest.

By *avexxMan 12 weeks ago

cheshire

think you need a piss op,, soon sort it out

By *ot manMan 12 weeks ago

long eaton

I woke up hard

By *uke OzadeMan 12 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

The OP’s doing a handstand above the khazi so he can have a slash now

By *ubikslongswordMan 12 weeks ago

East Grinstead

There's a specific name for this, it's called morning glory

Leeds

"Anyone else up and stroking?

Not today, I woke up weak with a heart attack.

The mr

By *aytime78Man 12 weeks ago

west midlands

stopped me pissing the bed