Woke up hard

By (user no longer on site) OP 21 weeks ago

Anyone else up and stroking?

By (user no longer on site) OP 21 weeks ago

Anyone for phone?

By *rsKOTCTWoman 21 weeks ago

Leeds

Doesn't almost every bloke wake up hard?

By *ysizeMan 21 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

"Doesn't almost every bloke wake up hard?"

Most days to be honest.

By *avexxMan 21 weeks ago

cheshire

think you need a piss op,, soon sort it out

By *ot manMan 21 weeks ago

long eaton

I woke up hard

By *uke OzadeMan 21 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

The OP’s doing a handstand above the khazi so he can have a slash now

By *ubikslongswordMan 21 weeks ago

East Grinstead

There's a specific name for this, it's called morning glory

Leeds

"Anyone else up and stroking?

Not today, I woke up weak with a heart attack.

The mr

By *aytime78Man 21 weeks ago

daventry

stopped me pissing the bed