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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Here I am at the docs waiting for my script. There's a very cute little toddler running around in circles like a puppy chasing its tail and giggling. All I want to do is say, 'sit down and shut the f*** up'. Of course, I'm not going to. And I keep smiling at her indulgently.

What a grumpy ole cow am I?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dont get me started. Its when they come up to you and your expected to speak to them that gets me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here I am at the docs waiting for my script. There's a very cute little toddler running around in circles like a puppy chasing its tail and giggling. All I want to do is say, 'sit down and shut the f*** up'. Of course, I'm not going to. And I keep smiling at her indulgently.

What a grumpy ole cow am I?"

I wouldnt say you were. You arent there for fun if you at the doctors. Im the same sometimes but does depend I think what you are there for and the mood you are in. Hope you are ok anyway

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I was like that on Wednesday at the doctors. The little darling was spinning the shape matching plaything and it was bloody noisy.

Grumpy Old Cows UNITE!

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Here I am at the docs waiting for my script. There's a very cute little toddler running around in circles like a puppy chasing its tail and giggling. All I want to do is say, 'sit down and shut the f*** up'. Of course, I'm not going to. And I keep smiling at her indulgently.

What a grumpy ole cow am I?

I wouldnt say you were. You arent there for fun if you at the doctors. Im the same sometimes but does depend I think what you are there for and the mood you are in. Hope you are ok anyway "

I'm fine. It's just a repeat. And I'm not even in a bad mood!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We're all allowed to be grumpy or irritable at times. Kudos to you though for holding it in and not yelling at the kid. Tis a sign of strong character there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I could well be the mother of that cute toddler, my daughter is 20 months old but I'd be same!

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Well the child is just being a child. Not really naughty. I definitely have no tolerance for tiny ones though!! LOL Must be a sign of me age.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im grumpy today, want to rip someones throat out. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here I am at the docs waiting for my script. There's a very cute little toddler running around in circles like a puppy chasing its tail and giggling. All I want to do is say, 'sit down and shut the f*** up'. Of course, I'm not going to. And I keep smiling at her indulgently.

What a grumpy ole cow am I?"

you should have stuck your foot out and tripped the noisy brat up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im grumpy today, want to rip someones throat out. Xx"

In a vampire or werewolf type fashion?

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Here I am at the docs waiting for my script. There's a very cute little toddler running around in circles like a puppy chasing its tail and giggling. All I want to do is say, 'sit down and shut the f*** up'. Of course, I'm not going to. And I keep smiling at her indulgently.

What a grumpy ole cow am I?

you should have stuck your foot out and tripped the noisy brat up! "

Little mite was still in nappies!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here I am at the docs waiting for my script. There's a very cute little toddler running around in circles like a puppy chasing its tail and giggling. All I want to do is say, 'sit down and shut the f*** up'. Of course, I'm not going to. And I keep smiling at her indulgently.

What a grumpy ole cow am I?"

Just let your leg, ankle and foot extend into her path absent-mindedly and..... whoops!

Problem sorted..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm always a moody old cow is that the same as a grumpy old cow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here I am at the docs waiting for my script. There's a very cute little toddler running around in circles like a puppy chasing its tail and giggling. All I want to do is say, 'sit down and shut the f*** up'. Of course, I'm not going to. And I keep smiling at her indulgently.

What a grumpy ole cow am I?"

Not really mate, I don't really have a lot if time for other people's kids either. Can only just about cope with ours!

Trust yer ok, nothing too serious at the docs x

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Here I am at the docs waiting for my script. There's a very cute little toddler running around in circles like a puppy chasing its tail and giggling. All I want to do is say, 'sit down and shut the f*** up'. Of course, I'm not going to. And I keep smiling at her indulgently.

What a grumpy ole cow am I?

Not really mate, I don't really have a lot if time for other people's kids either. Can only just about cope with ours!

Trust yer ok, nothing too serious at the docs x"

It was just a repeat prescription - bp stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As a mum to an adorable little boy, I wish more people would be like the op (& others) He hates random women coming up to him and sticking their faces in his.

Yes he has lots of curly hair

but he hates strangers

Ever since he was born old women have been sticking their faces in his, running their fingers through his hair or 'tickling' his foot and coo-ing at him

Anyone that works for asda home delivery, sorry you have to bring all my heavy shopping here hehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As a mum to an adorable little boy, I wish more people would be like the op (& others) He hates random women coming up to him and sticking their faces in his.

Yes he has lots of curly hair

but he hates strangers

Ever since he was born old women have been sticking their faces in his, running their fingers through his hair or 'tickling' his foot and coo-ing at him

Anyone that works for asda home delivery, sorry you have to bring all my heavy shopping here hehe "

You'd be quite safe with us. We barely ruffle each others.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I give them the evil stare and they stay away from me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As a mum to an adorable little boy, I wish more people would be like the op (& others) He hates random women coming up to him and sticking their faces in his.

Yes he has lots of curly hair

but he hates strangers

Ever since he was born old women have been sticking their faces in his, running their fingers through his hair or 'tickling' his foot and coo-ing at him

Anyone that works for asda home delivery, sorry you have to bring all my heavy shopping here hehe

You'd be quite safe with us. We barely ruffle each others."

When i was a kid mum either held my hand or told me not to go out her sight at shop.

Now, they park the car, let them lose and hope they stumble across them mid-shop.

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

I loathe and detest small children in most shops/doctors/buses etc.

I barely put up with the ones im related to and that's only cos i know what i can tell 'em off for! I get very Victorian about manners and good behaviour in public! But i only take them shopping if they need something and it has to be tried on.

Otherwise its the great outdoors where they can scream and behave like a barbarian horde as children should.

But yes, i am that woman on the bus tutting...

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple  over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

i find kids are like farts

yours are funny but other people's are horrendous

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"i find kids are like farts

yours are funny but other people's are horrendous "

Brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i find kids are like farts

yours are funny but other people's are horrendous "

Excellent and also spot on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I give them the evil stare and they stay away from me. "

Need to learn the stare!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

kids like that get on my tits, the parents are in the wrong because they shouldnt let their kids run around and make a noise in places like doctors waiting rooms.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

AwWwww I love kids and would sooner have a giggling toddler running around, than a screaming one being ignored x

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Nothing wrong with kids being happy and running about...OP never mentioned anything about the child being noisy and bothering anyone....

We should be encouraging it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nothing wrong with kids being happy and running about...OP never mentioned anything about the child being noisy and bothering anyone....

We should be encouraging it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lool

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