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I know there's another topic just posted for this in swinger chat, but I promise I'd originally intended to do this as soon as I was able to post on the forums and I'm offering something slightly different. :P
I love writing poems, and am offering to write one just for you on any topic, whether it's your profile or a cool frog you saw once. You can also specify style, if there's a particular one you'd prefer.
This is open to anyone, and I'll take them on a first-come-first-served basis. |
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"Thank you soooooo much for my poem!!
Your writing is incredible. Nailed my profile to the tee.
I’d recommend anyone to get one written!
Very talented..!!
Thanks again "
Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for the endorsement.  Feel free to reach out any time you want another one. |
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"Ooh can you do one for me please. About my profile x"
Not here for one night, just a single good time
I'm hoping I might find my partner in crime
The past has been great, but I want something new
Just a drama-free date, so will it be with you?
If you're single and tall and you're able to host
If your wit's on the ball and good humour you boast
If you're kind of a dom and can keep up with me
And if Europe you're from I'll reply with some glee!
I'm not into phone; I prefer face-to-face
And you'll end up alone if your car is your place
I've heard many a lie and would say I'm a catch
So come and say hi if you think we're a match! |
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"Oh can I have one "
I did one for your profile, but let me know if you originally wanted one for something else:
A 5'2" non-smoker, I'm a little blondie witch
I declare you are a joke if married cheating is your sitch
I can't give you a room so to accommodate is slick
Who says on Fab a woman cannot ponder with her dick?
My jam is shower thoughts; of those particularly daily
I'm bi so all I do is done particularly gaily
I've piercings out the door, particularly more than five
Now that you know the score DM me if you think we'd jive! |
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"Can I have one about two hot chicks in skimpy bikinis wrestling in a paddling pool full of custard that leads to a bit of custardy girl on girl action please?
Asking for a friend, obvs  "
They stood there in bikinis, two hot chicks prepared to fight
And in the pool they were, the crowd all roaring with delight
They squared up in the middle as we poured the custard in
And Jesus Christ himself, he wept to see such lustful sin
And when all of the custard had been poured into the pool
The referee reviewed it and declared that it was full
We even had a guy there selling pretzels, dogs and beer
You couldn't hear a pin drop as the start of match drew near
The ladies started grappling as the fateful whistle blew
With custard flying everywhere, and at one point a shoe
You couldn't see a thing but 'til the final stopping bell
We were transfixed on the women in their custard outer shell
The end of match result? Well to this day nobody knows
For at that point they both began removing all their clothes
With custard-covered nipples oh so perky and so pert
They got down for an altogether alternate dessert. |
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"Love your creativity with this, would you mind doing one for me please? (Profile)."
A friendly single lad just here to find a bit of fun
And that's what's to be had if to my profile you have run
I'm also after friends mind you, it isn't just the sex
I guess that all depends on if you like my awesome pecs
I'm tactile to the core and I love cuddles, wait and see
But if you're wanting more you'll have to chat a bit with me
We all have different shit and different lives in which we slog
Drop me a DM hit if you would like a lovely snog
So thanks for being here and on my bio page today
There's naught at all to fear if you're just looking for a lay
I'm highly recommended, and the veris show you that
With that my bio's ended so I'll see you in the chat. |
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"Can I have one about two hot chicks in skimpy bikinis wrestling in a paddling pool full of custard that leads to a bit of custardy girl on girl action please?
Asking for a friend, obvs
They stood there in bikinis, two hot chicks prepared to fight
And in the pool they were, the crowd all roaring with delight
They squared up in the middle as we poured the custard in
And Jesus Christ himself, he wept to see such lustful sin
And when all of the custard had been poured into the pool
The referee reviewed it and declared that it was full
We even had a guy there selling pretzels, dogs and beer
You couldn't hear a pin drop as the start of match drew near
The ladies started grappling as the fateful whistle blew
With custard flying everywhere, and at one point a shoe
You couldn't see a thing but 'til the final stopping bell
We were transfixed on the women in their custard outer shell
The end of match result? Well to this day nobody knows
For at that point they both began removing all their clothes
With custard-covered nipples oh so perky and so pert
They got down for an altogether alternate dessert."
Just brilliant!!! |
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"Go on then. "
Love ya to bits
Especially you tits
Your arse is fine
Vagine sublime
I’m so glad that you are mine
I know I can be an annoying a bit
So thank you for putting up with my shit.
The mr |
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"Go on then.
Love ya to bits
Especially you tits
Your arse is fine
Vagine sublime
I’m so glad that you are mine
I know I can be an annoying a bit
So thank you for putting up with my shit.
The mr "
Arw what a sweetie you are really!!  |
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"Go on then. "
Hearken to me, oh noble knight, and grab a cup of joe
I'm just here to meet women, right? So all the men can go
A wobbly size fourteen you will not find me in the gym
And if your hubs is keen there still won't be a spot for him
I'm not just here for sex, I too enjoy the social side
So please keep on your kecks until I offer you a ride
I'll meet you for a drink and I am not averse to friends
So miss me if you think that sex is where this website ends
I can't accommodate as I've got kids, and that's my stance
And daytime meets, not late, are when you've got the biggest chance
I need to get to know you for I am a little shy
And to the kerb I'll throw you if that doesn't work, goodbye!
I'm probably not worth it, but to that I say hey ho
You have to have some mirth about these things, you never know!
And cheats need not apply, to them I say a solid no
And once again goodbye if your hubs wants a video. |
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"Love this thread
Please may I have one, OP?"
Oh don't mind me, I'm just Neil Gwynn, a lurker on the site
The forums what you'll find me in, I'll find you if you're right
I don't do frequent meets so if you want that, awful luck
And them right there's the deets, I'm not here for an easy fuck
I'm single and petite, fond of Bob Mortimer and wit
You might think cock pics neat, I couldn't give less of a shit
I'm really into kissing, sensuality is great
But times with me you're missing if you'd rather shag than date
And you might think this trippy but it's how this has to go
I really don't like Zippy from the children's show Rainbow
If you have got a passion then my interest you might pique
And if I think you're smashin' then a coffee I might seek
Feel free to feed me custard when it's got the speckly bits
Ambivalent on mustard but fresh rhubarb is the tits
Leave offal out of food and do not take me to see Rent
So if that all sounds good I might just entertain a gent! |
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"Love this thread
Please may I have one, OP?
Oh don't mind me, I'm just Neil Gwynn, a lurker on the site
The forums what you'll find me in, I'll find you if you're right
I don't do frequent meets so if you want that, awful luck
And them right there's the deets, I'm not here for an easy fuck
I'm single and petite, fond of Bob Mortimer and wit
You might think cock pics neat, I couldn't give less of a shit
I'm really into kissing, sensuality is great
But times with me you're missing if you'd rather shag than date
And you might think this trippy but it's how this has to go
I really don't like Zippy from the children's show Rainbow
If you have got a passion then my interest you might pique
And if I think you're smashin' then a coffee I might seek
Feel free to feed me custard when it's got the speckly bits
Ambivalent on mustard but fresh rhubarb is the tits
Leave offal out of food and do not take me to see Rent
So if that all sounds good I might just entertain a gent!"
 Love it! Thank you so much! |
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"Love your creativity with this, would you mind doing one for me please? (Profile).
A friendly single lad just here to find a bit of fun
And that's what's to be had if to my profile you have run
I'm also after friends mind you, it isn't just the sex
I guess that all depends on if you like my awesome pecs
I'm tactile to the core and I love cuddles, wait and see
But if you're wanting more you'll have to chat a bit with me
We all have different shit and different lives in which we slog
Drop me a DM hit if you would like a lovely snog
So thanks for being here and on my bio page today
There's naught at all to fear if you're just looking for a lay
I'm highly recommended, and the veris show you that
With that my bio's ended so I'll see you in the chat."
Thank you that was ace !! |
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"Can I get one too?"
If you've proper grammar you're probably set
I've glitz and I've glamour you maybe could get
For the senses a treat when aligning in kink
Both the physical feat and the power to think
Those mental connections the greatest of finds
Establish affections in joining two minds
The stage set afresh with surrender unfurled
In delights of the flesh that are out of this world
I endlessly question, I'm eager to learn
Of mental suggestion for knowledge I yearn
If getting you into me this hasn't failed
Is it bad that I want to be tied up and railed? |
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By *ild_oatsMan 18 weeks ago
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In your previous thread I said I would really like to read some of your published poetry. If you have a link you can send me to the published work.
In the meantime could you work your magic on my profile… |
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"In your previous thread I said I would really like to read some of your published poetry. If you have a link you can send me to the published work.
In the meantime could you work your magic on my profile… "
Unfortunately the poetry corner posts I used to do regularly on Facebook have ended up haphazardly all over the place and I haven't yet collected my previous writings into anything resembling order, but if you search "Pawetry" on FB you'll find my page where I've written a bunch of poems about cats from the group "please do not the cat." I haven't written a new one in a couple of years but there are a bunch on there you can read.
I'm heading to bed shortly, but will pick up requests again tomorrow. |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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I’m hard to impress, but it must be said, your writing is impressive. Thank you for taking the time to write a personalised, relevant, and fun poem for me.
You not only took the time to read my lengthy profile, but you intertwined so many details about me and my profile into the poem. It’s brilliant.
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"Bumping for great justice! I'm just about to do the two I've got on the backlog, so feel free to get your requests in. First come first served!"
Aw, these are great!
Please do one for me? Any style.
Thanks in advance x |
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"Bumping for great justice! I'm just about to do the two I've got on the backlog, so feel free to get your requests in. First come first served!
Aw, these are great!
Please do one for me? Any style.
Thanks in advance x"
A Volupta in Red is the best you can get
At least so's been said; there's no better one yet
I'm a full-figured, funny and welcoming gal
And the outlook is sunny if you'd be a pal
For I'm not after perks at expense of the friend
Without that it irks and my interest might end
Fuck & Gos won't get seats and won't meet in your car
I want regular meets and piss off if you're far
If you're tall and I parse you amusing, no fuss
An adorable arse with some dimps is a plus
If you're good with mood swings and can give me a grin
Those are most of the things that you need to be in!
Not here for a vaper and smokers goodbye
Send face for a caper or I won't reply
Not seeking a two but you might be the one
Last thing I'll say to you is stay safe and have fun. |
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"Bumping for great justice! I'm just about to do the two I've got on the backlog, so feel free to get your requests in. First come first served!
Aw, these are great!
Please do one for me? Any style.
Thanks in advance x
A Volupta in Red is the best you can get
At least so's been said; there's no better one yet
I'm a full-figured, funny and welcoming gal
And the outlook is sunny if you'd be a pal
For I'm not after perks at expense of the friend
Without that it irks and my interest might end
Fuck & Gos won't get seats and won't meet in your car
I want regular meets and piss off if you're far
If you're tall and I parse you amusing, no fuss
An adorable arse with some dimps is a plus
If you're good with mood swings and can give me a grin
Those are most of the things that you need to be in!
Not here for a vaper and smokers goodbye
Send face for a caper or I won't reply
Not seeking a two but you might be the one
Last thing I'll say to you is stay safe and have fun."
That's absolutely brilliant, OP. Well done & thank you xx |
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"Melio, I would like one based on my profile if it's still open to offer. I would love one in the style of Shakespeare if that is okay with you?"
Far more there is to me than just the rear
A thrill I seek amongst the finer sex
A chance encounter I've no cause to fear
My hands relaxing weary backs and necks
I rush to destinations not a one
To socialise is how we first should meet
But rest assured before the day is done
If we connect will follow one more sweet
With me you'll find a sense of humour dry
A travel or a hike would suit me fine
To knit or walk the dog I won't decry
With men to try to touch would cross the line
A final word, a most important stat
I'm taken; if that's fine then we should chat! |
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"Melio, I would like one based on my profile if it's still open to offer. I would love one in the style of Shakespeare if that is okay with you?
Far more there is to me than just the rear
A thrill I seek amongst the finer sex
A chance encounter I've no cause to fear
My hands relaxing weary backs and necks
I rush to destinations not a one
To socialise is how we first should meet
But rest assured before the day is done
If we connect will follow one more sweet
With me you'll find a sense of humour dry
A travel or a hike would suit me fine
To knit or walk the dog I won't decry
With men to try to touch would cross the line
A final word, a most important stat
I'm taken; if that's fine then we should chat!"
Marvellous work, Master M |
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"Can we have one please x"
If you look through the glass you may like what you find
Have some pics of her ass; it's a lovely behind
We're social and geeky and fond of new friends
But the things that we're seeking with single men ends
Unless you're submissive and locked in a cage
Then we might be permissive, allow you on-stage
If you're into the scene and your training's at peak
Don't be overly keen and we might want to speak
We're looking long-term so the one-offs we'll pass
You might think this firm but don't give us no sass
We don't do full swap but just might do soft play
But bi men or a top we'll be throwing away
An additional smidgen of gen on the chat
Don't do carrier pigeon or Kik, forget that
If you're making a fuss in our DMs, think more;
Would you say that to us in a grocery store? |
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