I don't think I've seen many naughty Jokes threads so here's hoping to start one. Let's hear your naughtiest jokes, I'll start 
A woman puts an ad out that she's looking for a man. The only requirements she had were that she wanted a man who wouldn't beat her, who wouldn't ever run away from her and also that he be amazing in bed.
One day soon after, there's a knock on the door.
She answers but theres nobody there..
"Down here"
She looks down to see a limbless man on the ground.
"I'm here about your ad for a man, I reckon I have all three things you're looking for"
"What makes you think you fit the bill?"
"Well, look at me I have no arms so I'll never beat you and no legs so will never run away."
"What about the last requirement?"
"How do you think I knocked on the door?"
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"I don't think I've seen many naughty Jokes threads so here's hoping to start one. Let's hear your naughtiest jokes, I'll start
A woman puts an ad out that she's looking for a man. The only requirements she had were that she wanted a man who wouldn't beat her, who wouldn't ever run away from her and also that he be amazing in bed.
One day soon after, there's a knock on the door.
She answers but theres nobody there..
"Down here"
She looks down to see a limbless man on the ground.
"I'm here about your ad for a man, I reckon I have all three things you're looking for"
"What makes you think you fit the bill?"
"Well, look at me I have no arms so I'll never beat you and no legs so will never run away."
"What about the last requirement?"
"How do you think I knocked on the door?"
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Overheard two guys talking about sky diving. The first guy said:
“When the door opened and I was looking down I just froze and couldn’t bring myself to jump.
The big black instructor whipped out his 12 inch dick and said that if I didn’t jump he was going to shove this up my ass. “
“So how was it” asked his mate.
He replied, “The first few inches were uncomfortable” |
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