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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Have they not invented any nip and tuck procedures for down there for men yet then??!  "
They have. Scrotum Lift. It was originally for those with testicular cancer and other genital related medical injuries to the testes.
Nowadays it’s an old man trying to rejuvenate his balls cosmetic surgery. |
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"Are we talking speedo type trunks or the ones that come down to mid thigh?
Because if it’s the latter you could get a job in a sex shop as a Newton’s Cradle."
No speedos or mid thighs just trunks at upper thigh |
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By *eliWoman 12 weeks ago
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Let them hang! It's really satisfying to hear that rhythmic thwacking against me as I'm fucked senseless. They're also great as little joyful moving stress relief when I'm lying across someone and squidging them.
Let your balls hang low OP. |
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"Fellas, as a mature man my balls are dropping and keep hanging out my supposedly fitted trunks.
Any suggestions for mens underwear to keep them in place ?
Cheers. Ladies comments welcome too xx"
Step One trunks will keep the boys in the barracks  |
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OP, ignore these women reprobates who offer much mockery and little by way of support to your masculine undercarriage. They are oblivious to the plight of men and as much use as tits on a fish.
Pay heed to your brethren and listen to their worldly wisdom. |
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"How about designing a ball bra ?
Could be a winner !
Like a bollock hammock? Yeah could be onto something there, fancy going on Dragon’s Den? "
Aye ! A dragon with a slack sack would pounce on it for sure , or accidentally trod on it  |
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"Are we talking speedo type trunks or the ones that come down to mid thigh?
Because if it’s the latter you could get a job in a sex shop as a Newton’s Cradle.
No speedos or mid thighs just trunks at upper thigh"
Well, I’ve thoroughly examined your pics and the balls look good to me  |
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"Are we talking speedo type trunks or the ones that come down to mid thigh?
Because if it’s the latter you could get a job in a sex shop as a Newton’s Cradle.
No speedos or mid thighs just trunks at upper thigh
Well, I’ve thoroughly examined your pics and the balls look good to me "
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"Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Do you get that funny feeling #
You could whitewash any ceiling "
I was aiming for
"Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you sling them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?"
It's the NSFW version of what my Grandad taught me  |
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By *mily36CWoman 12 weeks ago
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"Have they not invented any nip and tuck procedures for down there for men yet then??!
They have. Scrotum Lift. It was originally for those with testicular cancer and other genital related medical injuries to the testes.
Nowadays it’s an old man trying to rejuvenate his balls cosmetic surgery. "
Crumbs ... anything is possible then |
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"Fellas, as a mature man my balls are dropping and keep hanging out my supposedly fitted trunks.
Any suggestions for mens underwear to keep them in place ?
Cheers. Ladies comments welcome too xx"
Manscaped boxers pricier but wear well and are supportive |
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