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By (user no longer on site) OP 21 weeks ago
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Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention
“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”
Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE
That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)
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By (user no longer on site) OP 21 weeks ago
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Also dudes messaging asking me to join them and a woman then you have to out the fakes and fantasists by saying to organise a group chat with all 3 of you and lo and behold they go quiet |
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"Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention
“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”
Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE
That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)
Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?"
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It’s so full of fakes and trolls.
I started chatting with a girl the other day, said good night, came back the following day to see no trace of the messages or the profile. I presume they cancelled the profile or the admins recognised them as a serial catfish? |
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My random, out of the blue, approaches tend to be from couples. Asking me to meet them on a specific date in a specific place … which is usually two or three hundred miles away.
So if I say I can’t manage that but I’ll be in their neck of the woods in three or four weeks’ time … I get a snippy ‘That’s no use to us, we want a man tomorrow night at 7:38pm exactly.’ I just advise them to look a little more locally, in that case.
Oh, and I’ve got a real thing for Cadbury’s Caramel. It’s cheap dirty chocolate but it’s oh-so-good. |
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I get the ones you must have lots of single female friends, because I have a few pictures on my profile. It doesn't occur to some guys that someone had to take the picture and that someone was there partner.
Dark lint chocolate or recently Tony's chocolate. |
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My favourite are couple accounts but the guy introduces just himself, refers to them as I and gets shitty when I ask where the missus is 
Going through a biscuit phase at the moment, between those chocolate butter biscuits and Jaffa cakes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 21 weeks ago
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"The late night messages from couples.. what you doing now? Want to come fuck the wife.
Me know I'm in bed, it's too late.
I could go on!.
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Always at 3am on a Wednesday morning
“Wanna come over?” Erm no? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 21 weeks ago
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"The late night messages from couples.. what you doing now? Want to come fuck the wife.
Me know I'm in bed, it's too late.
I could go on!.
Always at 3am on a Wednesday morning
“Wanna come over?” Erm no?"
I’m 39 mate, 7pm is the cut off for anything |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 21 weeks ago
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"Such a cheery happy morning OP. 
My favourite chocolate currently comes in the form of a tub of yogurt. Cadbury's sharing pot. It's so good with strawberries. "
I’m in my cantankerous era |
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"The late night messages from couples.. what you doing now? Want to come fuck the wife.
Me know I'm in bed, it's too late.
I could go on!.
Always at 3am on a Wednesday morning
“Wanna come over?” Erm no?
I’m 39 mate, 7pm is the cut off for anything "
Exactly they don't seem to realise we need to get ready! And travel |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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So if I say I can’t manage that but I’ll be in their neck of the woods in three or four weeks’ time … I get a snippy ‘That’s no use to us, we want a man tomorrow night at 7:38pm exactly.’ I just advise them to look a little more locally, in that case.
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If you can't do 7:38, there is no point turning up as it would all be over by 7:41.
Come on be real.
Besides, what's 200 miles for a couple of seconds of pleasure?  |
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"This. Also the single guy profile who happens to have an FB ready and waiting.
Big minus points for sending a pic to show it. "
I had this exact thing happen last week, asked me to meet them in a city centre hotel. I asked for a pic of her, he sent… I asked for her to drop me a message on here herself to confirm…
He says she’s not there yet.
But I’m more than welcome to come wait with him!
I immediately say no, as the situation seems sus…
He then proceeds to message me over and over to come join him as he’s so horny, completely giving up the MMF pretence now. I say no thanks, not into guys.
He calls me gay.
WTF?!
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"The late night messages from couples.. what you doing now? Want to come fuck the wife.
Me know I'm in bed, it's too late.
I could go on!.
Always at 3am on a Wednesday morning
“Wanna come over?” Erm no?"
That’s not bad. I had messaged between 4:30 and 5 this morning. And they seemed surprised that I wasn’t going to rush to get out |
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By *ltrMan 21 weeks ago
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Two weeks ago a guy asked to
Me to join in with a gb at 6pm I kept messaging where and when then he went quite and then no longer on site appeared on his posts on forums.
Into blue ribbons at moment. |
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"“I have a female friend that can join us”…
Well go ahead and fuck her. Leave me alone.
Boost. "
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Yeah this. I've had this a few times and when I ask why, they say well I'd love to watch 2 woman.
I remind them I'm straight, just as it says on my profile then block.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 21 weeks ago
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"“I have a female friend that can join us”…
Well go ahead and fuck her. Leave me alone.
Boost. .
Yeah this. I've had this a few times and when I ask why, they say well I'd love to watch 2 woman.
I remind them I'm straight, just as it says on my profile then block.
Kinder Beuno bars"
Those little things are basically crack |
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"“I have a female friend that can join us”…
Well go ahead and fuck her. Leave me alone.
Boost.
It’s probably a cuck looking for a bull? 
Then possibly looking in the wrong place messaging me????  "
Maybe he’s looking for a bullette? How do I know?
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"“I have a female friend that can join us”…
Well go ahead and fuck her. Leave me alone.
Boost.
It’s probably a cuck looking for a bull?
Then possibly looking in the wrong place messaging me????
Maybe he’s looking for a bullette? How do I know?
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After your first comment. I’m looking for a bullet…
I knew I looked rough… but fuck. |
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"“I have a female friend that can join us”…
Well go ahead and fuck her. Leave me alone.
Boost.
It’s probably a cuck looking for a bull?
Then possibly looking in the wrong place messaging me????
Maybe he’s looking for a bullette? How do I know?
After your first comment. I’m looking for a bullet…
I knew I looked rough… but fuck. "
I don’t know how you look, you hid your profile!
I’m sure you’re beautiful. I feel it in my bone  |
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By *bi HaiveMan 21 weeks ago
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Strangely I met my ex through a 'want to meet me and my friend' message from a single guy who then failed to show up and vanished without trace from the site. We still met. Was a good 12 years.
They're not always ficticious FB's but it's easy to identify those that are pretty sharpish and move on.
Benefit of the doubt only lasts a couple of messages for me.
And Wispas or Toblerone for me. Or both. At once.  |
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Profile with one pic
Them - Would you like to meet?
Us - Lovely profile pic, do you have any more you’d like to share?
Them - I have some in friends folder, I’ll send a request
Us - We have around 60 odd pics on our profile for you to peruse - we have over 500 in friends - we only want to view a couple of you to give us a better indication, so just attach them on here.
Radio silence…
Picnics are just incredible 
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"Profile with one pic
Them - Would you like to meet?
Us - Lovely profile pic, do you have any more you’d like to share?
Them - I have some in friends folder, I’ll send a request
Us - We have around 60 odd pics on our profile for you to peruse - we have over 500 in friends - we only want to view a couple of you to give us a better indication, so just attach them on here.
Radio silence…
Picnics are just incredible
K"
We've had similar with either a silhouette or one pic but asking us to send more!
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This thread has tickled me
Number of fantasists is unreal on here. Hence, we only meet in clubs now. That way it’s win win for us if they are total time wasters as the club scene is awesome.
The funniest message we had recently was from a guy who didn’t believe we were a couple…we pointed him to 40+ verifications (he had one from 5 years ago)
I do like a Cadbury Time-Out
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As a couple that do like to add the extra male we get messed about somat chronic also find one we like it’s all good dates set 2-3 days before nothing….2-3 days after “sorry can I have another chance” it gets exhausting
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"Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention
“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”
Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE
That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)
Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?"
I think it depends what type of meet up you like for me personally I like to know someone who I’m going to meet so whether that’s an M or an F for a threesome I would like some chat banter picture exchange before making introductions to 3rd parties.
Especially if the parties are not known to each other.
Bringing in a stud for a last minute, meet up can be quite tricky to arrange. I find it better when there’s been a bit of contact and build up.
Pitching that opening email is always a tricky one, especially if it’s a guy approaching a guy
However they are bloody hard to arrange so I always expect a load of difficult conversations along the way with males or females.
To be honest I think fab could do more to help singles Arranging threesomes with other singles especially get together for threesomes. Maybe have a three or four way chat option that would be very helpful.
Forums are very good places for finding like mining individuals and occasionally things can lead to other things from posts in groups like this.
My favourite chocolate at the moment is a vegan KitKat.
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I enjoy stringing along the obvious fakes until they ask for more photos and then I say Yeah sure just hang on one sec and I'll send you few...
And then I just never reply.
Chunky kit Kats alongside a pack of cheese and onion crisps |
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Ah, yes. Alongside the "wanna fuck my missus?" crew? Maybe, but you'll need to move out of your parents' house and find one first.
But more importantly, Cadbury's Whole Nut. Closely followed by Snickers. |
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People not reading profile and then getting upset when I point out I'm not meeting. One actually said to me "it's good to be friendly"- I was, I replied to initial message, what more do you want from someone only looking to meet in clubs??? Also, had a "pleasure" of a late night message lately, they wanted to come over just before midnight... Erm, I have work the next day and no, thanks, just because you have a horn doesn't mean I have to have one, too.
Favourite chocolate at the moment - Reese's peanut butter and pretzels. I am more pasty girl though. |
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Hmmm, despite my filters being tighter than a gnat's chuff, I've had a few lorry drivers wanting to entertain me in their cabin lately.
I mean, really? Do I look like a fat tracker's moll? Do I??
I love a 360g bar of Toblerone.
I loved 'em even more before they shrank from 400g.
Does EVERYTHING have to shrink with age?
*someone forgot to tell my belly* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 21 weeks ago
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"Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?"
My expectations being when you message me about an MMF don’t make it as a single male who has no partner, it’s completely pointless. |
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"Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?
My expectations being when you message me about an MMF don’t make it as a single male who has no partner, it’s completely pointless."
I agree OP, seems a little confusing |
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"Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?
My expectations being when you message me about an MMF don’t make it as a single male who has no partner, it’s completely pointless."
How about I message you OP?
"You into MMFs?"
"Yeah"
"Grab a mate & come ruin me"
Is that any better? |
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"Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention
“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”
Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE
That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)
Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?"
Galaxy. Just smashed a few squares  |
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"Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?
My expectations being when you message me about an MMF don’t make it as a single male who has no partner, it’s completely pointless."
I got that part and I agree. It's the next part I am asking about.
'I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work?' |
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Guys looking for straight guys has been my pet peeve for years now
As for chocolate, I'll scoff most - apart from Boost Bars - too much going on with em
If I had to choose, I'd probably go for a red bounty |
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By *hoirCouple 21 weeks ago
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"Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention
“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”
Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE
That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)
Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?"
Genuinely didn't know that was a thing for what it's worth, wouldn't be ghosting you EVER
Favourite chocolate changes dependant on my mood, currently just bog standard Dairy Milk
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"Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?
My expectations being when you message me about an MMF don’t make it as a single male who has no partner, it’s completely pointless."
Just maybe there is a partner in the background
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"Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention
“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”
Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE
That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)
Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?"
I love white chocolate and biscoff kitkats. They’re addictive
PS sounds like the men are using you as bait to attract women. |
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By *ark73XXXMan 21 weeks ago
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"Call my a synic, but i have doubts every time the 'lady' of a couple messages me
Chocolate? ANY Chocolate, anything containing Chocolate, anything even remotely Chocolate flavoured "
Cynic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 21 weeks ago
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"Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?
My expectations being when you message me about an MMF don’t make it as a single male who has no partner, it’s completely pointless.
I got that part and I agree. It's the next part I am asking about.
'I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work?'"
Not sure what part of that you’re struggling with |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention
“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”
Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE
That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)
Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?"
So anyway, are you into MMF? |
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By *mily36CWoman 21 weeks ago
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"My favourite are couple accounts but the guy introduces just himself, refers to them as I and gets shitty when I ask where the missus is
Going through a biscuit phase at the moment, between those chocolate butter biscuits and Jaffa cakes."
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Got a 'couple' that message me now n again.
'Need a M of cdtv to join us for a 3sum'.
Has photos of a male n female on profile, but I assume they're not really them???
Now just sends random messages very late at night or early morning - probably after a fantasy wank ???
I could block them but at times its very amusing
Rum n raisin Yorkie bar |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention
“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”
Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE
That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)
Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?
So anyway, are you into MMF? "
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"Also dudes messaging asking me to join them and a woman then you have to out the fakes and fantasists by saying to organise a group chat with all 3 of you and lo and behold they go quiet "
go to a club butt it’s less hassle |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"Got a 'couple' that message me now n again.
'Need a M of cdtv to join us for a 3sum'.
Has photos of a male n female on profile, but I assume they're not really them???
Now just sends random messages very late at night or early morning - probably after a fantasy wank ???
I could block them but at times its very amusing
Rum n raisin Yorkie bar "
Oops, predictive text strikes again.
Meant raisin n bisciut - wish they did a rum n raisin bar |
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"Got a 'couple' that message me now n again.
'Need a M of cdtv to join us for a 3sum'.
Has photos of a male n female on profile, but I assume they're not really them???
Now just sends random messages very late at night or early morning - probably after a fantasy wank ???
I could block them but at times its very amusing
Rum n raisin Yorkie bar
Oops, predictive text strikes again.
Meant raisin n bisciut - wish they did a rum n raisin bar "
I asked for a Rum and Raisin Yorkie yesterday. It's a common mistake to make |
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"Got a 'couple' that message me now n again.
'Need a M of cdtv to join us for a 3sum'.
Has photos of a male n female on profile, but I assume they're not really them???
Now just sends random messages very late at night or early morning - probably after a fantasy wank ???
I could block them but at times its very amusing
Rum n raisin Yorkie bar
Oops, predictive text strikes again.
Meant raisin n bisciut - wish they did a rum n raisin bar
I asked for a Rum and Raisin Yorkie yesterday. It's a common mistake to make "
Yorkie - it's not for girls! |
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"Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?
My expectations being when you message me about an MMF don’t make it as a single male who has no partner, it’s completely pointless.
I got that part and I agree. It's the next part I am asking about.
'I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work?'
Not sure what part of that you’re struggling with "
I was wondering what you meant by 'work' - doesn't matter. |
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"It's not my favourite chocolate but I recently bought a big pack of orange Club biscuits to put in my lunch box and I can't get enough of them "
Oh, the topic of best chocolate/biscuit to put in a lunch is a WHOLE other topic in itself!!
For example, Kit Kat yes, Toffee Crisp no. |
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"The couple who 'bi' female, who turns out only to be doing it because it's one of his fantasies, or the pillow princesses who are happy to receive but not reciprocate.
Espresso martini truffles."
Plenty of pillow princesses on here! |
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We just got a picture of a cock.
Message says.. any good.
That was it nothing on profile,nothing in Message,a picture of a hard cock.
So I show kim and before you know it her knickers are coming off..
That is sarcasm just to be clear. |
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"The couple who 'bi' female, who turns out only to be doing it because it's one of his fantasies, or the pillow princesses who are happy to receive but not reciprocate.
Espresso martini truffles.
Plenty of pillow princesses on here!"
And princes thank you very much. |
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By *HUSH-Man 21 weeks ago
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Russell & Atwell is by far the best chocolate I’ve ever had. Only time I’ve enjoyed eating White Chocolate is their Dirty Blonde flavour.
Other than that I’ll occasionally buy Tony Chocolonely Hazelnut or Caramel Biscuit.
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