Another thread has reminded me of my fave dilemma, one that makes bloke think so hard their brains begin to melt out of their ears.
This is mainly for the men:
You have a choice; a really hot sexy woman who is gagging for it, dripping wet and moaning your name. Or the perfect bacon sandwich, bread just how you like it, piping hot butchers bacon with that bit of crisp fat and just the right amount of the right sauce.
However, YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE NOT BOTH!  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Sorry to be predicktable its the lady for me,,
small brain over rules big brain everytime,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha I liked Wishy's idea!
Yer nips will get spattered with bacon grease with every thrust!  Ouch!
Not with my apron on  
Anyway that's not allowed in this dilemma. What did himself say?  "
Himself? Lol
Btw I would if role reversed go for the man |
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"Haha I liked Wishy's idea!
Yer nips will get spattered with bacon grease with every thrust! Ouch!
Not with my apron on
Anyway that's not allowed in this dilemma. What did himself say?
Himself? Lol
Btw I would if role reversed go for the man "
Women don't find this a dilemma at all! They have a preference for one or the other, sometimes dependant on hunger or horn, and decide quickly.
Ask a man to his face dwelling lingeringly on how hot and wet the woman is and how fresh and fragrant the buttie is and watch his head begin to implode! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha I liked Wishy's idea!
Yer nips will get spattered with bacon grease with every thrust! Ouch!
Not with my apron on
Anyway that's not allowed in this dilemma. What did himself say?
Himself? Lol
Btw I would if role reversed go for the man
Women don't find this a dilemma at all! They have a preference for one or the other, sometimes dependant on hunger or horn, and decide quickly.
Ask a man to his face dwelling lingeringly on how hot and wet the woman is and how fresh and fragrant the buttie is and watch his head begin to implode! "
not this man, decision made in seconds  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The OP detailed description of the bacon butty won me over.. Had me drooling so much so I had to knock one up.. It slithered in no problem and may require a repeat session.. I feel greedy today!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thats easy, I pick the woman...for a perfect sandwich requires no sauce. Its natural juices and flavor are all it needs. So if you must add mayo, mustard, catsup, horsey sauce or some other condiment...then the bacon must be flawed. |
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as u can burn off the fat and have a good time
