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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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What’s a message that gives you the ick?
It’s such a simple one, but one that gives me a mega ick is where they just say ‘meet?’
Like ah yes I’m going to drop everything and meet with a man who’s said one word to me 
Messages where they write a whole graphic paragraph about how they are going to dominate me is my biggest ick because…i literally say I’m not a sub.
It makes my LADY BONER LEAVEEEEE |
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By *inkShyWoman 35 weeks ago
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1. The graphic erotica as a first message especially when it is littered with spelling mistakes.
2. Ditto on "meet?"
3. Incessantly messaging me then getting into a strop if I don't reply. I don't owe you a reply instantly and I certainly won't reply now the dummy has been spat out.
4. Begging. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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"1. The graphic erotica as a first message especially when it is littered with spelling mistakes.
2. Ditto on "meet?"
3. Incessantly messaging me then getting into a strop if I don't reply. I don't owe you a reply instantly and I certainly won't reply now the dummy has been spat out.
4. Begging. "
Heavy on number 3 because now you definitely aren’t getting a reply  |
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By *inkShyWoman 35 weeks ago
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3. Incessantly messaging me then getting into a strop if I don't reply. I don't owe you a reply instantly and I certainly won't reply now the dummy has been spat out.
Heavy on number 3 because now you definitely aren’t getting a reply "
Yep. It's the "guess not !!!!!!!" that makes me just want to send them to the naughty step. Haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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3. Incessantly messaging me then getting into a strop if I don't reply. I don't owe you a reply instantly and I certainly won't reply now the dummy has been spat out.
Heavy on number 3 because now you definitely aren’t getting a reply
Yep. It's the "guess not !!!!!!!" that makes me just want to send them to the naughty step. Haha"
I once had a guy who would incessantly message me if I didn’t respond instantly after reading his messages. He would say ‘sorry  ‘ and ‘have I done something wrong’ like brother give me a chance to breathe |
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"What’s a message that gives you the ick?
It’s such a simple one, but one that gives me a mega ick is where they just say ‘meet?’
Like ah yes I’m going to drop everything and meet with a man who’s said one word to me
Messages where they write a whole graphic paragraph about how they are going to dominate me is my biggest ick because…i literally say I’m not a sub.
It makes my LADY BONER LEAVEEEEE "
Wait a minute! You mean this doesn’t work? |
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By *inkShyWoman 35 weeks ago
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3. Incessantly messaging me then getting into a strop if I don't reply. I don't owe you a reply instantly and I certainly won't reply now the dummy has been spat out.
Heavy on number 3 because now you definitely aren’t getting a reply
Yep. It's the "guess not !!!!!!!" that makes me just want to send them to the naughty step. Haha
I once had a guy who would incessantly message me if I didn’t respond instantly after reading his messages. He would say ‘sorry ‘ and ‘have I done something wrong’ like brother give me a chance to breathe "
It's smothering and you get turned off from even just chatting, let alone meeting. Someone I've never met or messaged sent me 45 today, and when I asked to be left alone he declared his love for me. Love is an ick too now I think of it lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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"People who start negative threads to get people to pile in on.
Glad I don't have these horrendous problems "
Who’s doing that then so I can block them?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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3. Incessantly messaging me then getting into a strop if I don't reply. I don't owe you a reply instantly and I certainly won't reply now the dummy has been spat out.
Heavy on number 3 because now you definitely aren’t getting a reply
Yep. It's the "guess not !!!!!!!" that makes me just want to send them to the naughty step. Haha
I once had a guy who would incessantly message me if I didn’t respond instantly after reading his messages. He would say ‘sorry ‘ and ‘have I done something wrong’ like brother give me a chance to breathe
It's smothering and you get turned off from even just chatting, let alone meeting. Someone I've never met or messaged sent me 45 today, and when I asked to be left alone he declared his love for me. Love is an ick too now I think of it lol"
Well, now that you’ve replied to me twice, I think I’m in love with you   |
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Some random is free on Wednesday/Monday/whatever between 4.40-5.30pm/whenever and if I can host said person in my house.
Makes me a bit sorry for them for the lack of brain cells, common sense and all that. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"Some random is free on Wednesday/Monday/whatever between 4.40-5.30pm/whenever and if I can host said person in my house.
Makes me a bit sorry for them for the lack of brain cells, common sense and all that."
Problem with the site really, is some of the dimwits on it. |
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oh boy
1. just 'hi'
2. when are we going to meet on 2nd message!
3. throws dolly out the pram when no reply received after a day!
4. comes back with 'can we just chat' nope its not a chat page!
5. sorry your not my type - what is your type - well obviously not you or i would have said
6. those that throw their dollies out the pram when you say no!
oh and those that constantly apologise !
BAN DOLLIES!! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 35 weeks ago
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Guys who, when you engage a bit, go on this huge flight of fancy about how they're going to make you their girlfriend, and build up this huge relationship. Then you keep getting messages calling you darling and telling you how they're counting the days until you can be together.
I should block, to be honest, but I feel like I'm being cruel. (I know, it's Fab; I owe them nothing, etc.)
It does give me the ick. If I wanted a long term romantic relationship, I'd be on something like Planet Rock Dating or whatever.  |
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Elaborating…
The “any plans for today” crap.
Their expected answer “Well, I am here dressed up in my most expensive lingerie and my Louboutins, fingering myself, wishing you’d come over and unload on me now, bareback of course”
My regular answer nowadays: “well, getting up, working, eating, drinking, pissing, shitting, scrolling, going to bed like everyone else. You?”
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"What’s a message that gives you the ick?
The word ick gives me...well the ick
It's used by American 12 year old girls FFS!
Awful word which will never feature in my vocabulary."
These Americanisms seem to come out of left-field and they really stick in my craw, people need to step up to the plate with their language. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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“I want you riding me”
“When are you going to let me eat your pussy?”
“I want to make you cum”
“I have a hotel in London next week I want to meet you for a drink and see what we get up to.”
The explicit long detailed messages about everything they want to do. Even better when they start off with the salutation intended for a couple. Makes me laugh as much as gives me the yikes feeling.
The people who say they need to have me. |
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Anyone referring to me as hun/baby or young lady, I'm nearly 50 ffs. Dear is another one that makes me  I'm not 80.
Any message offering a massage or with one or more cock pics attached in..or very graphic cringe descriptions of what they'd do if we met.
Wuu2 /into.
What size are they.
I'm in a hotel x miles away looking for fun. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"What’s a message that gives you the ick?
The word ick gives me...well the ick
It's used by American 12 year old girls FFS! "
Agree - I was scrolling down to see if anyone had said the same. It is really crass. |
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"What’s a message that gives you the ick?
It’s such a simple one, but one that gives me a mega ick is where they just say ‘meet?’
Like ah yes I’m going to drop everything and meet with a man who’s said one word to me
Messages where they write a whole graphic paragraph about how they are going to dominate me is my biggest ick because…i literally say I’m not a sub.
It makes my LADY BONER LEAVEEEEE "
Pretty much all of them tbh. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 35 weeks ago
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Sighhhh...
I've just had
"Hi I'm close by looking a fun session can you accom now ?"
from a profile with no pics and a one line description.
Yes! I'm sitting in my sexiest outfit right now, waiting for you! Thank God you messaged!
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"Some random is free on Wednesday/Monday/whatever between 4.40-5.30pm/whenever and if I can host said person in my house.
Makes me a bit sorry for them for the lack of brain cells, common sense and all that."
This one cracked me up!! |
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"Sighhhh...
I've just had
"Hi I'm close by looking a fun session can you accom now ?"
from a profile with no pics and a one line description.
Yes! I'm sitting in my sexiest outfit right now, waiting for you! Thank God you messaged!
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There's so much negativity regarding single men and their first message which we have encountered.
Lately though couples are just as bad.
If you can only manage one word for an initial message....don't bother. |
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Calling me names in the first message....I don't even know you why are you calling me a slut? And detailed sexual messages when we've never spoke beforehand. I wonder if this actually works on some people |
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"There's so much negativity regarding single men and their first message which we have encountered.
Lately though couples are just as bad.
If you can only manage one word for an initial message....don't bother. "
We get that aswell or they just expect us to be free there and then and get abusive when we say we can't |
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"These responses should be listed on a page called 'how to not get laid quickly'. I genuinely believe it would help out a lot of men who aren't getting many interactions. "
No, if they haven't yet learnt how to interact as an adult, we don't want to offer a cheat sheet.
At least you know immediately that they're not for you. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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I have sent lots of messages to ladies and if they are king enough to reply no way would I bombard them with messages , must be some really sad men on here |
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I'd chat to everyone that messaged if I had the time tbh though. 
Calling me dear and what you up to? Instant delete with either of those. 