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By (user no longer on site) OP 21 weeks ago
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Mines no sword I’d run into battle with, but it does the job so happy days  But what attracts people when looking at someone’s dick pics apart from the obvious length girth etc? I’ve just always wondered if mines an appealing one haha |
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By *elloWoman 21 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
 can you get appealing looking ones? Off-putting ones yes, but as the fabulous Blackadder once described them as looking like the 'last turkey in the shop' I tend to agree that the design department on how to create a man must of designed the penis late on a Friday afternoon, yes they're functional but why make them look like a cycloped snake. |
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" can you get appealing looking ones? Off-putting ones yes, but as the fabulous Blackadder once described them as looking like the 'last turkey in the shop' I tend to agree that the design department on how to create a man must of designed the penis late on a Friday afternoon, yes they're functional but why make them look like a cycloped snake. "
I personally thing penises like beautiful
(Qualification: man who sucks dick) |
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By *elloWoman 21 weeks ago
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" can you get appealing looking ones? Off-putting ones yes, but as the fabulous Blackadder once described them as looking like the 'last turkey in the shop' I tend to agree that the design department on how to create a man must of designed the penis late on a Friday afternoon, yes they're functional but why make them look like a cycloped snake.
I personally thing penises like beautiful
(Qualification: man who sucks dick)"
Stop hogging all the pretty ones, be kind and share |
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"Mines no sword I’d run into battle with, but it does the job so happy days But what attracts people when looking at someone’s dick pics apart from the obvious length girth etc? I’ve just always wondered if mines an appealing one haha"
Even thickness, decent bellend without being a mushroom, a nice amount of foreskin without there being an overhang. Nice low hanging balls without too much skin. A bit veiny but not too much |
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I'm also not a fan of 'clangers'... If there's more balls to cock ratio, I'm not a massive fan 
I do not like cock ends with lumps on, nor pierced cocks. I'm not a fussy fucker! Although the above may read so... But if you can't clean beneath your sheath. Then it's a no from me  |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Above average girth
Proportion length
Not too veiny
No downward curve
A defined but not overly so head
Hairless
In summary, it’s visually appealing but that’s only half the battle. Some men have visually appealing cocks and fuck like lazy bastards. |
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By *hoirCouple 21 weeks ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
" can you get appealing looking ones? Off-putting ones yes, but as the fabulous Blackadder once described them as looking like the 'last turkey in the shop' I tend to agree that the design department on how to create a man must of designed the penis late on a Friday afternoon, yes they're functional but why make them look like a cycloped snake. "
Because if they gave it two eyes then facials would be wildly different.
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"Above average girth
Proportion length
Not too veiny
No downward curve
A defined but not overly so head
Hairless
In summary, it’s visually appealing but that’s only half the battle. Some men have visually appealing cocks and fuck like lazy bastards. "
Also taut balls. I’m not into saggy balls. That can kill my mood. |
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"If the foreskin doesn't retract... Then I'm out! Possibly judgemental? But not for me personally This is called phimosis. It can be a hygiene issue "
I'm well aware and I'm not a fan of smegma... I mean I like cheese, less so old cells trapped under a bellend! I think it's sad you see so many cases where surely their mum/dad would have had a medical intervention to get it sorted when they were a kid?... One of my grandkiddos was scratching at his winky the other day... First thing I said to his mam coming home was you need to keep an eye on that! Incase it's a problem |
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"I know it when I see it 
Just to clarify that is NOT an invitation to random dicks in my inbox. Cheers. Nice one. Ta.  "
Why not you may be able to get extra rolls of wallpaper obviously you would have to selectively choose who makes the cut, hard decisions ahead  |
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"I know it when I see it
Just to clarify that is NOT an invitation to random dicks in my inbox. Cheers. Nice one. Ta.
Why not you may be able to get extra rolls of wallpaper obviously you would have to selectively choose who makes the cut, hard decisions ahead "
Wind up merchant  |
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"I know it when I see it
Just to clarify that is NOT an invitation to random dicks in my inbox. Cheers. Nice one. Ta.
Why not you may be able to get extra rolls of wallpaper obviously you would have to selectively choose who makes the cut, hard decisions ahead
Wind up merchant "
Hey!! I don’t have wind just blow hot air |
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"I know it when I see it
Just to clarify that is NOT an invitation to random dicks in my inbox. Cheers. Nice one. Ta.
Why not you may be able to get extra rolls of wallpaper obviously you would have to selectively choose who makes the cut, hard decisions ahead
Wind up merchant
Hey!! I don’t have wind just blow hot air "
You’re supposed to suck darling. Not blow |
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"I know it when I see it
Just to clarify that is NOT an invitation to random dicks in my inbox. Cheers. Nice one. Ta.
Why not you may be able to get extra rolls of wallpaper obviously you would have to selectively choose who makes the cut, hard decisions ahead
Wind up merchant
Hey!! I don’t have wind just blow hot air
You’re supposed to suck darling. Not blow "
Ahh that’s what I have been doing wrong!!
You know me I am literal |
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Taut balls or ball to cock to ball ratio ….. every day is a school day
I’ve been quite happy my balls have been hanging lower with age. Maybe it’s time for some aircon boxers to get them a little closer to the body |
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha"
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed!  |
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed! "
Are you suggesting there is a double standard on here?
Say it ain’t so |
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed!
Are you suggesting there is a double standard on here?
Say it ain’t so "
I'm still a newbie, soooo no comment |
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed!
Are you suggesting there is a double standard on here?
Say it ain’t so
I'm still a newbie, soooo no comment "
You may be a newbie but your wise beyond your short time on here |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed! "
From someone who has never been old this I'd take it as a compliment.
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"I don't really buy into the whole "who it's attached to thing", unfortunately hot guys can have an ugly penis. "
Yeah, I mean just to gender flip that … I’ve met women with absolutely stunning bodies who turned out to be ugly enough on the inside to put me off. |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"I don't really buy into the whole "who it's attached to thing", unfortunately hot guys can have an ugly penis.
And ugly guys can have cute penises. Case in point...this guy"
On the flip side a pretty penis belonging to an unattractive guy would appeal to very few, I'd guess. |
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"I don't really buy into the whole "who it's attached to thing", unfortunately hot guys can have an ugly penis.
And ugly guys can have cute penises. Case in point...this guy
On the flip side a pretty penis belonging to an unattractive guy would appeal to very few, I'd guess. "
You'd guess correct |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"I don't really buy into the whole "who it's attached to thing", unfortunately hot guys can have an ugly penis.
Yeah, I mean just to gender flip that … I’ve met women with absolutely stunning bodies who turned out to be ugly enough on the inside to put me off."
Ugly pussies? |
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"I don't really buy into the whole "who it's attached to thing", unfortunately hot guys can have an ugly penis.
And ugly guys can have cute penises. Case in point...this guy
On the flip side a pretty penis belonging to an unattractive guy would appeal to very few, I'd guess. "
True shory - mines stunning and im a Troll |
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By *arcuszMan 21 weeks ago
Billingshurst |
"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed! "
Absolutely! Most vaginas look like over filled ham sandwiches. |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed!
Absolutely! Most vaginas look like over filled ham sandwiches. "
And extra mayo. |
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By *r TriomanMan 21 weeks ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
" can you get appealing looking ones? Off-putting ones yes, but as the fabulous Blackadder once described them as looking like the 'last turkey in the shop' I tend to agree that the design department on how to create a man must of designed the penis late on a Friday afternoon, yes they're functional but why make them look like a cycloped snake. "
This has provoked my to ask; if you were to resign the penis, remembering that whilst giving it a much improve form, it still needs to retain it's functions and fit what would it look like? And on a related subject; the vagina, does it really need to look like an axe wound? |
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By *eliWoman 21 weeks ago
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"I don't really buy into the whole "who it's attached to thing", unfortunately hot guys can have an ugly penis. "
Everyone is different. I'm sure there are those who buy in to your line of thought as well. |
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed! "
Why not? I'd imagine different people have different aesthetic preferences.
I've seen more than one very pretty vulvas in my time. |
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed!
Why not? I'd imagine different people have different aesthetic preferences.
I've seen more than one very pretty vulvas in my time."
Fairly certain a lot of women would think you was knocking the large labia owners... And you'd get alot saying all pussys are beautiful etc. Make a thread about you loving the 'neat and tidys', see how it goes |
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed!
Why not? I'd imagine different people have different aesthetic preferences.
I've seen more than one very pretty vulvas in my time.
Fairly certain a lot of women would think you was knocking the large labia owners... And you'd get alot saying all pussys are beautiful etc. Make a thread about you loving the 'neat and tidys', see how it goes "
No matter how it looks it doesn’t stop the guys sticking their dick in it!!
I wonder if a woman has looked at an ugly penis and said, “ no way you’re sticking that in me”!!
Perhaps the subject of another thread |
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed!
Why not? I'd imagine different people have different aesthetic preferences.
I've seen more than one very pretty vulvas in my time.
Fairly certain a lot of women would think you was knocking the large labia owners... And you'd get alot saying all pussys are beautiful etc. Make a thread about you loving the 'neat and tidys', see how it goes "
I didn't state what I find attractive. You may jump to your own conclusions about what men like and how women might react but your still only jumping to conclusions.
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed!
Why not? I'd imagine different people have different aesthetic preferences.
I've seen more than one very pretty vulvas in my time.
Fairly certain a lot of women would think you was knocking the large labia owners... And you'd get alot saying all pussys are beautiful etc. Make a thread about you loving the 'neat and tidys', see how it goes
No matter how it looks it doesn’t stop the guys sticking their dick in it!!
I wonder if a woman has looked at an ugly penis and said, “ no way you’re sticking that in me”!!
Perhaps the subject of another thread "
Oh god can you imagine if that happened to you?!! Hand me a rope |
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed!
Why not? I'd imagine different people have different aesthetic preferences.
I've seen more than one very pretty vulvas in my time.
Fairly certain a lot of women would think you was knocking the large labia owners... And you'd get alot saying all pussys are beautiful etc. Make a thread about you loving the 'neat and tidys', see how it goes
I didn't state what I find attractive. You may jump to your own conclusions about what men like and how women might react but your still only jumping to conclusions.
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It's just a theory I don't intend to seek a conclusion to |
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed!
Why not? I'd imagine different people have different aesthetic preferences.
I've seen more than one very pretty vulvas in my time.
Fairly certain a lot of women would think you was knocking the large labia owners... And you'd get alot saying all pussys are beautiful etc. Make a thread about you loving the 'neat and tidys', see how it goes
No matter how it looks it doesn’t stop the guys sticking their dick in it!!
I wonder if a woman has looked at an ugly penis and said, “ no way you’re sticking that in me”!!
Perhaps the subject of another thread
Oh god can you imagine if that happened to you?!! Hand me a rope "
It would never happen to me as I have a beautiful penis, hand crafted by the  of penis makers |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed!
Why not? I'd imagine different people have different aesthetic preferences.
I've seen more than one very pretty vulvas in my time.
Fairly certain a lot of women would think you was knocking the large labia owners... And you'd get alot saying all pussys are beautiful etc. Make a thread about you loving the 'neat and tidys', see how it goes "
Rule 2 of fab, never ever, ever, criticise women. Unless they're skinny. |
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed!
Why not? I'd imagine different people have different aesthetic preferences.
I've seen more than one very pretty vulvas in my time.
Fairly certain a lot of women would think you was knocking the large labia owners... And you'd get alot saying all pussys are beautiful etc. Make a thread about you loving the 'neat and tidys', see how it goes
No matter how it looks it doesn’t stop the guys sticking their dick in it!!
I wonder if a woman has looked at an ugly penis and said, “ no way you’re sticking that in me”!!
Perhaps the subject of another thread
Oh god can you imagine if that happened to you?!! Hand me a rope
It would never happen to me as I have a beautiful penis, hand crafted by the of penis makers "
Was your dad a toolmaker to |
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed!
Why not? I'd imagine different people have different aesthetic preferences.
I've seen more than one very pretty vulvas in my time.
Fairly certain a lot of women would think you was knocking the large labia owners... And you'd get alot saying all pussys are beautiful etc. Make a thread about you loving the 'neat and tidys', see how it goes
Rule 2 of fab, never ever, ever, criticise women. Unless they're skinny. "
I need these rules, feel like I could commit fabicide any moment haha |
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By *agatoXXXMan 21 weeks ago
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"One attached to a good bloke.
That rules out most of the men on Fab. 
Cynical much?
Everyone knows us men of Fab are good uns "
Cynical is my middle name.
I'm sure the ladies who get a constant stream of cock pic, FAF messages, abuse when they say no, and all the other forms of harrasment, might disagree with you. |
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If we ignore who the person the penis is attached to and judge aesthetics based solely on the appendage alone (sans balls) there is no doubt that as not-a-gay-dude I have seen penises and thought “for fucks sake, that is a handsome cock, the lucky bastard”. But it’s like the golden ratio, a number of features are needed in combination justify the label of ‘Pornstar Cock’. Long but not too long, a girth appropriate to the length (golden ratio), a slight upward curve maybe, but no side bend, a glans of perfect proportion and either cut or a properly retractable foreskin. Hardness is a given I suppose. I don’t own such a masterpiece but I’m pretty content with what I’ve got and I’ve had many compliments from the fairer sex whilst they bounce up and down on it, stick it in their mouths, furiously rub it or just stare at the thing whilst resting their chin on my ball bag that they love my cock and for that I am grateful. Fucking marvellous. |
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Those of us who enjoy penises inside us will also have a "my, that would feel good" aesthetic.
And I'm sure the makers of anatomically realistic dildos would have done their market research on what sells.
I've recently developed a liking for Prince Albert's and cocks with a certain cute feature, like a particularly pronounced vein... |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"Mine is just perfection as it’s a lady penis
Well someone must've liked it or they wouldn't put a ring on it
Oh you should see how many rings I have collected "
Now I'm wondering which rings you mean |
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"Mine is just perfection as it’s a lady penis
Well someone must've liked it or they wouldn't put a ring on it
Oh you should see how many rings I have collected
Now I'm wondering which rings you mean "
They call me Sauron and I have the one ring for them all  |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"Mine is just perfection as it’s a lady penis
Well someone must've liked it or they wouldn't put a ring on it
Oh you should see how many rings I have collected
Now I'm wondering which rings you mean
They call me Sauron and I have the one ring for them all "
Well then call me Frodo because I destr... nope, never mind  |
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"Mine is just perfection as it’s a lady penis
Well someone must've liked it or they wouldn't put a ring on it
Oh you should see how many rings I have collected
Now I'm wondering which rings you mean
They call me Sauron and I have the one ring for them all
Well then call me Frodo because I destr... nope, never mind "
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Fairly certain a lot of women would think you was knocking the large labia owners... And you'd get alot saying all pussys are beautiful etc. Make a thread about you loving the 'neat and tidys', see how it goes
No matter how it looks it doesn’t stop the guys sticking their dick in it!!
I wonder if a woman has looked at an ugly penis and said, “ no way you’re sticking that in me”!!
Perhaps the subject of another thread
Oh god can you imagine if that happened to you?!! Hand me a rope
It would never happen to me as I have a beautiful penis, hand crafted by the of penis makers
Was your dad a toolmaker to "
He was a master craftsman, he made all things Bright and Beautiful |
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"One attached to a good bloke.
That rules out most of the men on Fab.
Cynical much?
Everyone knows us men of Fab are good uns
Cynical is my middle name.
I'm sure the ladies who get a constant stream of cock pic, FAF messages, abuse when they say no, and all the other forms of harrasment, might disagree with you. "
Nah they love every minute of it, we all need something to moan about.
Guys moan about lack of attention, not big enough down there or not having a 6 pack etc etc
The ladies it’s the messages, time wasters and meeting with dicks (not pretty penis) type
The forum would die off without such things |
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"I've been told mine is "aesthetically pleasing" before now. Don't know if it was a compliment or back handed one like haha
But if a man said they like an aesthetically pleasing looking pussy. That would not go down well here guaranteed!
Why not? I'd imagine different people have different aesthetic preferences.
I've seen more than one very pretty vulvas in my time.
Fairly certain a lot of women would think you was knocking the large labia owners... And you'd get alot saying all pussys are beautiful etc. Make a thread about you loving the 'neat and tidys', see how it goes
No matter how it looks it doesn’t stop the guys sticking their dick in it!!
I wonder if a woman has looked at an ugly penis and said, “ no way you’re sticking that in me”!!
Perhaps the subject of another thread "
I’ve never outright said it but… I once slept with a guy whose bellend was attached to the end of his penis *at a right angle*. No we are not talking a curve here, we are talking a sharp ninety degrees.
Suffice to say he was not penetrating me that evening. |
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" can you get appealing looking ones? Off-putting ones yes, but as the fabulous Blackadder once described them as looking like the 'last turkey in the shop' I tend to agree that the design department on how to create a man must of designed the penis late on a Friday afternoon, yes they're functional but why make them look like a cycloped snake. "
Blackadder once described them as looking like the 'last turkey in the shop'
That was Billy Connelly that said that. |
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"Mine is just perfection as it’s a lady penis
Well someone must've liked it or they wouldn't put a ring on it
Oh you should see how many rings I have collected
Now I'm wondering which rings you mean
They call me Sauron and I have the one ring for them all
Well then call me Frodo because I destr... nope, never mind "
My ring is just to powerful |
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