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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Hi all
You know how this goes:
Say you are in on the thread and when you see someone who takes your fancy, message me with a secret message for that person.
Don't be shy, don't wait for someone else to message. Get cracking!
I will then post the message for all to see.
You will remain nameless unless you choose to confess.
Enjoy.
PS, any newbies to this thread, when you send me a message to post, you have to send me a photo as well...  |
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I'll jump in now and come back for the filth after dinner  |
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By *ddie1966Man 33 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
I'm in. F1's over and I'm bored. |
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It’s been an age since I joined one of these threads. I’m in please x |
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Boo's in |
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Go on then I’m in |
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I could happily join in the fun.  |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for Eddie
He is the epitome of a Gentleman and any lady would be lucky to have him.
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message For Nell Gwynn.
Please tell Nell I’m sorry I left so soon but I’ll make it up to you the next time I see you |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message to RealMissShady please.
"You've always been my favourite online cwtch. Let's make it a reality sometime."
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By *ddie1966Man 33 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
One tries ones best.
Sending big hugs to the delightful person. |
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"Message For Nell Gwynn.
Please tell Nell I’m sorry I left so soon but I’ll make it up to you the next time I see you "
You are forgiven. Big hugs next time |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for Shrek101
Please tell Shrek101 that I might be a bit of a donkey sometimes, but I'd make a good Fiona |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Could you please tell Shrek101 I have been watching him from afar for a long time now. Far too shy to message   |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for Chunky Gent.
Could you ask Chunky Gent if he's using the American arse or the southerner class in the ideal pronunciation of his little rhyme?
If it's not the wrong answer then he's hot 
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To you
message from your secret admirer
- Me |
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"Message to RealMissShady please.
"You've always been my favourite online cwtch. Let's make it a reality sometime."
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Heckin heck...thank you whoever you are |
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"Message for Chunky Gent.
Could you ask Chunky Gent if he's using the American arse or the southerner class in the ideal pronunciation of his little rhyme?
If it's not the wrong answer then he's hot
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The rhyme came from someone's post in a thread written for me. I found it funny, so I added it to my profile text.  |
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In |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for rickshaw... "I wanna eat your pork" |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for Chunky gent,
I will show you blue one day x |
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"Message for Chunky gent,
I will show you blue one day x"
Woohoo. |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Can you please tell General Kenobi that he is hot as hell but way out of my league so I shall continue to watch from afar x |
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"Can you please tell General Kenobi that he is hot as hell but way out of my league so I shall continue to watch from afar x"
Was not me, but I would have written the same |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Could you let the mantart know he's frustratingly tempting |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Could you please tell Minxy that I've admired her from afar. A rare blossom, to cross anyone's path, that demands admiration. |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Please let MissBella know that I thinks she’s incredibly pretty. I’m uncommonly unable to think of any smut |
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"Could you let the mantart know he's frustratingly tempting "
Is that from the lady on the naughty step? A message from beyond the veil. Amazing. |
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In for 5 |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Could you tell WarryLad he is my impossible crush |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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In this evening |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for DanceAlone.
DanceAlone - if I saw you at a social evening then I'd ask you for a dance, but keep your hands in the appropriate places, please. |
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"Could you please tell Shrek101 I have been watching him from afar for a long time now. Far too shy to message "
Well that's no good just message, I'm not an Ogre |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Please tell Nell I’d like to make her grin. |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Please tell Shady she’s my kind of lady. |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Tell Misty she has me feeling frisky. |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Please tell Bella I want to be her fella. |
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"I'm in. F1's over and I'm bored."
What'd you reckon, damn good race i thought.. |
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Oh... and in too, nowt else doing. |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
For Misty.
Diminutive, delightful and utterly delinquent.
Every man's dream.
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
message for MistyPeaks
"The shower is just the right temperature...."
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Tell Coyote I’m not sure I have it in me do her five times in one night. But I’ll give it a try. |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message to WB69
“WB69….WB hhmmmm… obviously wonder bum, …wait no …wonder boobs?! …wait…got it, wonder body!!! YES!! What a wonder body WB69, sexy as hell!!” |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Donny John, do you need help in the shower! |
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"Could you please tell Minxy that I've admired her from afar. A rare blossom, to cross anyone's path, that demands admiration."
Oh wow! Thank you, you could always tell me yourself. X |
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"Please tell Nell I’d like to make her grin."
Just bring me a bueno. That'll do it. |
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By *ddie1966Man 33 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
"I'm in. F1's over and I'm bored.
What'd you reckon, damn good race i thought.. "
Amazing race. One for the history books. |
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"Donny John, do you need help in the shower!"
Perhaps  |
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"I'm in. F1's over and I'm bored.
What'd you reckon, damn good race i thought..
Amazing race. One for the history books."
Definitely  |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Veronica, how does one go about enquiring about exploring more about you over dinner |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for Londonnewbies87
Zoe looks amazing in her red dress. You're a lucky boy. Social sometime? |
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"Veronica, how does one go about enquiring about exploring more about you over dinner "
Perfect timing. I'm starving |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Misty, they say eyes are the window to the soul. I say I miss staring into yours and seeing the layers to your character |
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I'm in. Would love a little secret message |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for Veronica.
I'd love to be in that pool with her. I'd never let go of those gorgeous floatation devices. I bet I can find where they're inflated and try to top them up. |
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"Please tell Shady she’s my kind of lady."
Oooh |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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In ! |
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"Could you please tell Shrek101 I have been watching him from afar for a long time now. Far too shy to message
Well that's no good just message, I'm not an Ogre "
That's good to know |
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"Can you please tell General Kenobi that he is hot as hell but way out of my league so I shall continue to watch from afar x"
There’s leagues?? |
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By *B69Woman 33 weeks ago
Wiltshire |
"Message to WB69
“WB69….WB hhmmmm… obviously wonder bum, …wait no …wonder boobs?! …wait…got it, wonder body!!! YES!! What a wonder body WB69, sexy as hell!!”"
You only have to ask |
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"Can you please tell General Kenobi that he is hot as hell but way out of my league so I shall continue to watch from afar x
There’s leagues?? "
Only under the sea |
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"Can you please tell General Kenobi that he is hot as hell but way out of my league so I shall continue to watch from afar x
There’s leagues??
Only under the sea"
Oondah dah sea! oondah dah sea! |
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1st time for everything so count me in. |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for Minxy
I wondered if you knew any good coffee spots at Lakeside (and cared to join me) |
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Fashionably late as usual; couldn't choose a hat that I wanted to throw into the ring...but, I'm in! |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for Kaitonel.
What a great profile 10/10 |
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"Message for Kaitonel.
What a great profile 10/10"
I'll take it! |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Appreciate a ginger, inked guy deviantNinked |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Can you please tell The Kakapo that his photo gallery is simply divine. |
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"Message for Minxy
I wondered if you knew any good coffee spots at Lakeside (and cared to join me) "
Oh I know a few! X |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for Saffron40
You've always been my northern hotpot! |
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"Message for Veronica.
I'd love to be in that pool with her. I'd never let go of those gorgeous floatation devices. I bet I can find where they're inflated and try to top them up."
We could try the low of universal gravitation in the pool any sunny day |
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"Can you please tell The Kakapo that his photo gallery is simply divine."
So I marry this person now yes? |
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Oh, I'm late to this one but I'm in! |
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"Can you please tell The Kakapo that his photo gallery is simply divine.
So I marry this person now yes?"
Thems the rules! |
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"Can you please tell The Kakapo that his photo gallery is simply divine.
So I marry this person now yes?
Thems the rules! "
You two make a very lovely couple  |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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I'm in |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Can you please tell DeviantnInked he is a VERY welcome addition to the forum. Swooooooon |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message to Cookie46
Hope to meet again someday |
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"Appreciate a ginger, inked guy deviantNinked"
Why thank you, I grew the ginger myself |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Cor blimey AtYourPleasure_80 what an incredible body you have! |
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I am going to sit there in the corner too if there is room |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
can you tell miss shady I think she looks delicious. |
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Possibly a bit late to the party but we're in.
J |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
can you message Crimson_rose, if only we met, things would of been different |
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By *ookie46Woman 33 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Message to Cookie46
Hope to meet again someday "
It’s very possible that could happen |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for Veronica.
I can feel the gravitational pull from here.
Take down that no petting sign, I'm leaving my speedoes at home..
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
could you tell Julie and Beef I’m holding out for another go on their cinnamon rolls? |
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"Message for rickshaw... "I wanna eat your pork""
How odd. I did just have my lips around meatballs though |
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"Can you please tell DeviantnInked he is a VERY welcome addition to the forum. Swooooooon"
I'll get comfy then |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
For MobileBottom
You cheeky man! I wonder how cheeky you can be! |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Could you please tell Kakapo that he needs to let me sniff his chest hair. |
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By *4bimMan 33 weeks ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
In. Thank you |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
message for Veronica explorer
Even though our chats didn’t lead to a meet…you’re still an incredibly sexy lady
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"message for Veronica explorer
Even though our chats didn’t lead to a meet…you’re still an incredibly sexy lady
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Thank you for my messages
I’m confused as hell |
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"Could you please tell Kakapo that he needs to let me sniff his chest hair."
I'll stick some in an envelope now... postcode? |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Please tell Crimson that the snacks will be nearly as wonderful as she is!
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"could you tell Julie and Beef I’m holding out for another go on their cinnamon rolls?"
Any time! 
J |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for willy.
Remember to bring your shacket when we go hiking. Propped up with some sticks it'll look just like the windbreak my grandparents used at the beach. |
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"Message for DanceAlone.
DanceAlone - if I saw you at a social evening then I'd ask you for a dance, but keep your hands in the appropriate places, please."
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
P4bim.. oh my days them arms and tatts!! So out of reach!! |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
WB69 knoe she looks absolutely delicious and those legs are to die for (insert dribbly emoji) |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for _hunky gent.
You are a good egg, I hope you find your lady in blue undies. |
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"For MobileBottom
You cheeky man! I wonder how cheeky you can be!"
Super cheeky. |
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"Message for _hunky gent.
You are a good egg, I hope you find your lady in blue undies."
Honest to god, I read this as "Message for Cheeky Cunt" at a glance. |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
For Chunky Gent
I'll sort out some blue underwear, just for you
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
VeronicaExplorer,
I hope to see you again soon at a social. I feel like a chat is long overdue |
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By *4bimMan 33 weeks ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
"P4bim.. oh my days them arms and tatts!! So out of reach!!"
Ohhhh. Well I don't tend to do well on these things but thank you |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Can you please pass a message to Vanilla Switch, there's something about your legs in tight-fitting jeans; I'm like a deer caught in a set of white Denim headlights |
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"Please tell Crimson that the snacks will be nearly as wonderful as she is!
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I like snacks!!! |
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"can you tell miss shady I think she looks delicious."
Oooh you are too kind mystery person |
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"Message for willy.
Remember to bring your shacket when we go hiking. Propped up with some sticks it'll look just like the windbreak my grandparents used at the beach."
It might scare the crows away if we get a bit frisky too |
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"For Chunky Gent
I'll sort out some blue underwear, just for you
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Note: this wasn’t me |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Please tell Beef I'm having some huge cravings for his buns. And also Julie's |
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"For Chunky Gent
I'll sort out some blue underwear, just for you
Note: this wasn’t me "
Nor me, mine are lime green |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Crimson_Rose if we meet can I bend you over and nibble on your bum? |
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"For Chunky Gent
I'll sort out some blue underwear, just for you
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Please don't keep me in suspense.
My inbox is always open. |
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"For Chunky Gent
I'll sort out some blue underwear, just for you
Note: this wasn’t me
Nor me, mine are lime green "
You guys are awesome |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Cor blimey AtYourPleasure_80 what an incredible body you have!"
Thank you |
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"Crimson_Rose if we meet can I bend you over and nibble on your bum?"
Well tbf there is plenty for the whole thread to have a nibble on |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
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Can you tell RealMissShady that I tried to find out the attention span of chickens but got distracted by a beauty in a polkadot skirt with a love for music and terrible dancing |
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"VeronicaExplorer,
I hope to see you again soon at a social. I feel like a chat is long overdue "
I feel the same |
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Late to the thread, but I'm in since he's too busy for fun |
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"Please tell Beef I'm having some huge cravings for his buns. And also Julie's "
DM me when and where and I'll whip up a batch of my special frosting .
B |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Could you tell ChunkyGent I adored THAT video he sent me some time ago  |
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"Could you tell ChunkyGent I adored THAT video he sent me some time ago "
Lol.
I enjoyed making it for you.
Your turn next. |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Could you tell ChunkyGent I adored THAT video he sent me some time ago |
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Crikey. I don't I've ever been so popular |
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By *B69Woman 33 weeks ago
Wiltshire |
"WB69 knoe she looks absolutely delicious and those legs are to die for (insert dribbly emoji)"
Show yourself and we could dribble together |
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"Can you tell RealMissShady that I tried to find out the attention span of chickens but got distracted by a beauty in a polkadot skirt with a love for music and terrible dancing"
When you do find out please let me know, as for ladies in polka dots, nothing but trouble |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
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"Crimson_Rose if we meet can I bend you over and nibble on your bum?
Well tbf there is plenty for the whole thread to have a nibble on "
A nibble you say?! |
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By *hoirCouple 33 weeks ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"Hi all
You know how this goes:
Say you are in on the thread and when you see someone who takes your fancy, message me with a secret message for that person.
Don't be shy, don't wait for someone else to message. Get cracking!
I will then post the message for all to see.
You will remain nameless unless you choose to confess.
Enjoy.
PS, any newbies to this thread, when you send me a message to post, you have to send me a photo as well... "
In on the thread
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"Catching the end….."
Just the tip, eh? |
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By *ill74 OP Man 33 weeks ago
New forest area |
Message for DanceAlone
I hope we get chance to dance together in a couple of weeks.
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