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Does anyone else have names for their sex toys?

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By *ragonbait OP   Couple 21 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

Instead of having say, pass me the knobbly 8 incher, for example, you can just ask for Bob

Not all mine have names, but we have Betty (Blue) and (Peggy) Sue who we're very fond of. Also Jumbo Richmond (self explanatory surely!) aka Monsieur Richmond because Jumbo Richmond made us think of cycling teams And we've recently christened another Justin, because we got him just in case ....

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By *uriousscouserWoman 21 weeks ago

Wirral

My normal rabbit changes from big blue to Vincent every time I wear him out to the point an ear drops off.

That's when I replace him with another big blue and start again. The circle of life.

I have treated myself to a new toy this weekend and he is utterly sublime, but he makes me orgasm from the instant I switch him on so he's Quickdraw Mcgraw.

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By *verageSausageMan 21 weeks ago

Flintshire

I'm sorry, but Disney said it best with "Woody" and "Buzz".

Hope that resolves everything.......

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By *ragonbait OP   Couple 21 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare


"My normal rabbit changes from big blue to Vincent every time I wear him out to the point an ear drops off.

That's when I replace him with another big blue and start again. The circle of life.

I have treated myself to a new toy this weekend and he is utterly sublime, but he makes me orgasm from the instant I switch him on so he's Quickdraw Mcgraw."

Not related to subject but my great grandmother used to call all her pussies sooty, regardless of colour. Also my van is called Vincent. It is our biggest sex toy….

(h)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 21 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Not all of them. But Little Buzzy Friend is my favourite and is named in honour of a line in a They Might Be Giants song.

J

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By *uenevereWoman 21 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

I can honesty say that the thought of naming sex toys never crossed my mind.

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By *ife NinjaMan 21 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Right hand.....oh

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By *herry delightWoman 21 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

I do have one that is nicknamed the Christmas tree. Because of it's size and shape not because it's green.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan 21 weeks ago

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A large white 9" dildo called snowballs

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By *alandNitaCouple 21 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Surely that would be like remembering the names of the entirety of all the teams in the Euro's

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By *hrista BellendWoman 21 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Only ever called mine "you better not run out of battery" or "fucking hell" when it does mid wank

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago

B.o.b. (battery operated boyfriend)

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By *ragonbait OP   Couple 21 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare


"I can honesty say that the thought of naming sex toys never crossed my mind. "

Call it Merlyn, if it’s magic

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By *orphia2003Woman 21 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

My strap-ons all have names.

Morrigan the black

Theia the red

Djin the blue

Ghost (clear)

Shadow (silver grey)

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By *cflirtyMan 21 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border

I have names for most things including tools

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 21 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

My colleague Kenneth.

Mrs TMN x

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By *mma.and.SteveCouple 21 weeks ago

Liverpool

Our favourite strap on is called the avenger. Other than that we haven’t named anything. Emma xx

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By *omerset-explorersCouple 21 weeks ago

Taunton

We have Mr Knobbly Bobbly, Jessica and Stick on

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By *obilebottomMan 21 weeks ago

All over

Darren and Eloise

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By *rRiosMan 21 weeks ago

dublin

I know a girl who has three strapons. Mini, Mickey and Hugh for small, large and humongous

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