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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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Right now? (Or what would you rather be doing?)
I should be sat in a bar with a guy giving me serious I'm gonna fuck you vibes right now, instead I have serious munchies after drinking too much prosecco.
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies 
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"Right now? (Or what would you rather be doing?)
I should be sat in a bar with a guy giving me serious I'm gonna fuck you vibes right now, instead I have serious munchies after drinking too much prosecco.
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And who's fault is that!?
I should be sleeping |
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I should be sucking on dick, but I have ulcers and a dried up coldsore.
Instead, I'm at home after a day of shopping, eating and drinking, watching football and getting a headache.
Was going to have an early night but I can't be bothered to move from the sofa. |
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I should be posting a joke about how I should be sat in a bar giving a hot girl some serious ‘I wanna fuck you’ vibes. But instead I’m at home looking after a little bird that knocked itself out flying straight into my French doors. And I fucked up the joke with a typo so I had to delete and repost. |
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I should be in the bath soaking my aching muscles after playing rounders earlier today (I never ached after rounders as a kid  )
Instead I am lying in bed listening to the horrible sound of my cat licking her bum. |
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"I should be posting a joke about how I should be sat in a bar giving a hot girl some serious ‘I wanna fuck you’ vibes. But instead I’m at home looking after a little bird that knocked itself out flying straight into my French doors. And I fucked up the joke with a typo so I had to delete and repost."
Performance anxiety? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though "
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"Right now? (Or what would you rather be doing?)
I should be sat in a bar with a guy giving me serious I'm gonna fuck you vibes right now, instead I have serious munchies after drinking too much prosecco.
And who's fault is that!?
I should be sleeping "
It was prosecco or beer. They didn't leave me with much of a choice to be fair. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I should be sucking on dick, but I have ulcers and a dried up coldsore.
Instead, I'm at home after a day of shopping, eating and drinking, watching football and getting a headache.
Was going to have an early night but I can't be bothered to move from the sofa."
Wise choice on not sucking dick though |
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"Should be watching the footy.
I am watching the footy.
A successful evening!
What happened to the dude?
Wait, didn't we win already!?
The Netherlands are playing Turkey, 3mins left  "
It’s a great game. |
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw. "
Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.
Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer? "
Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right |
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.
Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?
Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right"
I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I should be posting a joke about how I should be sat in a bar giving a hot girl some serious ‘I wanna fuck you’ vibes. But instead I’m at home looking after a little bird that knocked itself out flying straight into my French doors. And I fucked up the joke with a typo so I had to delete and repost."
Ah we'd be in the hotel by now. |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw. "
The original flavour or a mix of them? |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.
Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?
Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right
I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo "
I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week  |
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"I should be posting a joke about how I should be sat in a bar giving a hot girl some serious ‘I wanna fuck you’ vibes. But instead I’m at home looking after a little bird that knocked itself out flying straight into my French doors. And I fucked up the joke with a typo so I had to delete and repost."
I didn’t knock myself out |
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.
Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?
Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right
I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo
I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week "
You don’t always have to open them… they do have long use by dates |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.
The original flavour or a mix of them?"
They come in different flavours?? |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.
Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?
Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right
I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo
I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week
You don’t always have to open them… they do have long use by dates "
The long use by dates would be a moot point if I had them around  |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.
The original flavour or a mix of them?
They come in different flavours??"
You're missing out! The Bubblegum and Sour Cherry & Apple flavours are my favourite |
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.
Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?
Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right
I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo
I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week
You don’t always have to open them… they do have long use by dates
The long use by dates would be a moot point if I had them around "
Oh I get you. They shout “eat me” don’t they? |
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.
Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?
Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right
I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo
I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week "
Your doing life wrong.
Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.
Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?
Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right
I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo
I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week
You don’t always have to open them… they do have long use by dates
The long use by dates would be a moot point if I had them around
Oh I get you. They shout “eat me” don’t they? "
Exactly! One or two ends up with half the packet gone |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.
Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?
Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right
I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo
I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week
Your doing life wrong.
Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness "
I think you underestimate the monstrosity of my sweet tooth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.
Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?
Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right
I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo
I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week
Your doing life wrong.
Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness
I think you underestimate the monstrosity of my sweet tooth "
And this is why he looks like he does. God dam it. |
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.
Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?
Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right
I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo
I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week
Your doing life wrong.
Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness
I think you underestimate the monstrosity of my sweet tooth "
That just equals bigger happiness... or diabetes... I forgot what I was suppose to be doing.
What thread is this again |
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By *ddie1966Man 34 weeks ago
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Should be having a long soak in hot water after a long day of getting soaked on white water in my kayak.
Instead, I'm rinsing my gear out ready to go again tomorrow.
I'm getting too old for this sh!t.... |
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"I feel I'm missing out on not having a sweetie drawer.
You really are. It's a perk of being an adult."
I could clear out one of my 'crap stuff that I'm never going to use' drawers and fill it with sweets.
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"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness "
My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness
My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong."
I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets. |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies
Sorry your date didn't work out though
I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.
Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?
Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right
I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo
I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week
Your doing life wrong.
Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness
I think you underestimate the monstrosity of my sweet tooth
And this is why he looks like he does. God dam it."
Oh don't get me wrong, I treat myself on the weekend and go all out. Probably more than I normally should |
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"I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.
Right now mine’s empty apart from a pack of chocolate-covered coffee beans. Nobody likes those though, right? "
Satan I think |
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"I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.
Right now mine’s empty apart from a pack of chocolate-covered coffee beans. Nobody likes those though, right? "
Ooh they sound fun |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness
My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong.
I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets."
Oh my weekend haul is Drumstick Squashies, Dairy Milk doughnuts, the pack of 5 co-op cookies and I'm about to tuck into a tub of B&Js. It's gonna be a good night and Sunday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.
Right now mine’s empty apart from a pack of chocolate-covered coffee beans. Nobody likes those though, right? "
Chocolate and coffee? What's not to like! |
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"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness
My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong.
I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.
Oh my weekend haul is Drumstick Squashies, Dairy Milk doughnuts, the pack of 5 co-op cookies and I'm about to tuck into a tub of B&Js. It's gonna be a good night and Sunday "
Okay, that's quite a lot  |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.
Right now mine’s empty apart from a pack of chocolate-covered coffee beans. Nobody likes those though, right? "
I'd actually like to try those! They sound good |
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"I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.
Right now mine’s empty apart from a pack of chocolate-covered coffee beans. Nobody likes those though, right? "
I do... but I'm.a weirdo lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness
My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong.
I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.
Oh my weekend haul is Drumstick Squashies, Dairy Milk doughnuts, the pack of 5 co-op cookies and I'm about to tuck into a tub of B&Js. It's gonna be a good night and Sunday
Okay, that's quite a lot "
Yeah, that's not the kind of energy I need in my life. Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are"
A drawer made of chocolate, you took it to a whole new level |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I should be in bed but im eating peanut butter n drinking a halfy halfy wine and watching Douglas is Cancelled.
I would rather be eating nothing, drinking a red wine and reading"
Crunchy or smooth? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness
My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong.
I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.
Oh my weekend haul is Drumstick Squashies, Dairy Milk doughnuts, the pack of 5 co-op cookies and I'm about to tuck into a tub of B&Js. It's gonna be a good night and Sunday "
Fucking hell Joe, do you just not eat during the week?!?
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"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness
My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong.
I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.
Oh my weekend haul is Drumstick Squashies, Dairy Milk doughnuts, the pack of 5 co-op cookies and I'm about to tuck into a tub of B&Js. It's gonna be a good night and Sunday
Okay, that's quite a lot
Yeah, that's not the kind of energy I need in my life. Thanks "
Soz. Though you do have plenty of energy in your drawers |
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"I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are
A drawer made of chocolate, you took it to a whole new level"
Coyote are you going to do a what’s in your sweetie drawer thread next? |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness
My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong.
I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.
Oh my weekend haul is Drumstick Squashies, Dairy Milk doughnuts, the pack of 5 co-op cookies and I'm about to tuck into a tub of B&Js. It's gonna be a good night and Sunday
Fucking hell Joe, do you just not eat during the week?!?"
I mean, I do only eat half the ice cream one week and the rest, the next |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"Should be reading briefing notes for Monday
Instead I have a cock ring on and loving Fab and messaging my FB"
You aren't gonna be employee of the month. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are
A drawer made of chocolate, you took it to a whole new level
Coyote are you going to do a what’s in your sweetie drawer thread next? "
May save that for next week, something to look forward to. |
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"I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are
A drawer made of chocolate, you took it to a whole new level
Coyote are you going to do a what’s in your sweetie drawer thread next?
May save that for next week, something to look forward to."
Nice |
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"I should be in bed but im eating peanut butter n drinking a halfy halfy wine and watching Douglas is Cancelled.
I would rather be eating nothing, drinking a red wine and reading
Crunchy or smooth?"
Crunchy always ......... i'd chocke on no crunch |
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"I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are
A drawer made of chocolate, you took it to a whole new level
Coyote are you going to do a what’s in your sweetie drawer thread next?
May save that for next week, something to look forward to.
Nice "
A sweetie drawer is a new concept for me. Does it contain crisps and nuts as well? |
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"Right now? (Or what would you rather be doing?)
I should be sat in a bar with a guy giving me serious I'm gonna fuck you vibes right now, instead I have serious munchies after drinking too much prosecco.
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When I give a girl at a bar I'm going to fuck you vibes, she tends to receive vibes of "he's a stalker!"
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"I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are
A drawer made of chocolate, you took it to a whole new level
Coyote are you going to do a what’s in your sweetie drawer thread next?
May save that for next week, something to look forward to."
I'd better clear out a drawer and fill it up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are
A drawer made of chocolate, you took it to a whole new level
Coyote are you going to do a what’s in your sweetie drawer thread next?
May save that for next week, something to look forward to.
I'd better clear out a drawer and fill it up."
You've got a whole week. No excuses |
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"I should be doing exactly what I am doing. Watching crap on Netflix and drinking orange juice and having scampi and lemon Nik Naks
Yuck no snogging you tonight
Good "
If you had a nice n spicy bag of Nik naks, I'd literally pluck them out of your mouth with my tongue  |
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"I should be sitting in a bar with a flirty woman and a lusty look in my eyes.
At this time on a Sunday morning?
Quite possibly, after an all-night session on the dancefloor..."
Have you been on the disco biscuits? I couldn’t even last that long in my 20s. |
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I should probably be writing something (it's hammering it down so not being out exercising is forgivable I think). Instead I'm watching as much Amazon Prime as possible before my free trial runs out (watching a documentary series about The Crusades right now). |
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"I should be sitting in a bar with a flirty woman and a lusty look in my eyes.
At this time on a Sunday morning?
Quite possibly, after an all-night session on the dancefloor...
Have you been on the disco biscuits? I couldn’t even last that long in my 20s."
Ok, it was only a 3am finish last weekend. But that's 6 hours of (carefully paced) fun. I only started when I turned 50 |
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"Right now? (Or what would you rather be doing?)
I should be sat in a bar with a guy giving me serious I'm gonna fuck you vibes right now, instead I have serious munchies after drinking too much prosecco.I think I really should be doing you right now!!
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"I should be doing Megan Fox but I am here instead….what can you do? 
Wake up?"
Why did you wake me??
I was having such a wonderful dream…..oh it’s you!
I am going back to sleep |
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By *cott73Man 33 weeks ago
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What I should be doing? Tidying up
What am I doing? Fantasising about Caroline Wozniacki as the BBC are showing one of her old matches. She having her arse handed to her by Rybakina.
What I would like to be doing? Handling Wozniacki's arse.... |
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