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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago

Right now? (Or what would you rather be doing?)

I should be sat in a bar with a guy giving me serious I'm gonna fuck you vibes right now, instead I have serious munchies after drinking too much prosecco.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 14 weeks ago

North West

Should be watching the footy.

I am watching the footy.

A successful evening!

What happened to the dude?

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By *oeBeansMan 14 weeks ago

Derby

I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

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By *aitonelMan 14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Right now? (Or what would you rather be doing?)

I should be sat in a bar with a guy giving me serious I'm gonna fuck you vibes right now, instead I have serious munchies after drinking too much prosecco.

"

And who's fault is that!?

I should be sleeping

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By *ad NannaWoman 14 weeks ago

East London

I should be sucking on dick, but I have ulcers and a dried up coldsore.

Instead, I'm at home after a day of shopping, eating and drinking, watching football and getting a headache.

Was going to have an early night but I can't be bothered to move from the sofa.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 14 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 14 weeks ago

North West

I should be ironing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Should be watching the footy.

I am watching the footy.

A successful evening!

What happened to the dude?"

Wait, didn't we win already!?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 14 weeks ago

Glasgow

I should be posting a joke about how I should be sat in a bar giving a hot girl some serious ‘I wanna fuck you’ vibes. But instead I’m at home looking after a little bird that knocked itself out flying straight into my French doors. And I fucked up the joke with a typo so I had to delete and repost.

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By *ell GwynnWoman 14 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I should be in the bath soaking my aching muscles after playing rounders earlier today (I never ached after rounders as a kid )

Instead I am lying in bed listening to the horrible sound of my cat licking her bum.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 14 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I should be doing exactly what I am doing. Watching crap on Netflix and drinking orange juice and having scampi and lemon Nik Naks

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By *ellhungvweMan 14 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"I should be posting a joke about how I should be sat in a bar giving a hot girl some serious ‘I wanna fuck you’ vibes. But instead I’m at home looking after a little bird that knocked itself out flying straight into my French doors. And I fucked up the joke with a typo so I had to delete and repost."

Performance anxiety?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though "

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 14 weeks ago

Maidstone

I should be doing something fun. I'm not

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 14 weeks ago

North West


"Should be watching the footy.

I am watching the footy.

A successful evening!

What happened to the dude?

Wait, didn't we win already!?

"

The Netherlands are playing Turkey, 3mins left

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Right now? (Or what would you rather be doing?)

I should be sat in a bar with a guy giving me serious I'm gonna fuck you vibes right now, instead I have serious munchies after drinking too much prosecco.

And who's fault is that!?

I should be sleeping "

It was prosecco or beer. They didn't leave me with much of a choice to be fair.

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By *onkoMan 14 weeks ago

here and there

I should be having my beard ridden by a hottie in silk knickers

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Performance anxiety?"

Could be worse. Could be brewer’s droop after an afternoon on the prosecco.

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By *eavilMan 14 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Washing the dogs bum because she has done a spectacularly soggy poo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I should be sucking on dick, but I have ulcers and a dried up coldsore.

Instead, I'm at home after a day of shopping, eating and drinking, watching football and getting a headache.

Was going to have an early night but I can't be bothered to move from the sofa."

Wise choice on not sucking dick though

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By *ellhungvweMan 14 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Should be watching the footy.

I am watching the footy.

A successful evening!

What happened to the dude?

Wait, didn't we win already!?

The Netherlands are playing Turkey, 3mins left "

It’s a great game.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw. "

Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer? "

Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?

Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right"

I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I should be posting a joke about how I should be sat in a bar giving a hot girl some serious ‘I wanna fuck you’ vibes. But instead I’m at home looking after a little bird that knocked itself out flying straight into my French doors. And I fucked up the joke with a typo so I had to delete and repost."

Ah we'd be in the hotel by now.

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By *oeBeansMan 14 weeks ago

Derby

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By *oeBeansMan 14 weeks ago

Derby


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw. "

The original flavour or a mix of them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Washing the dogs bum because she has done a spectacularly soggy poo! "

Shave the fur off round the butt, easy clean.

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By *oeBeansMan 14 weeks ago

Derby


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?

Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right

I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo "

I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I should be posting a joke about how I should be sat in a bar giving a hot girl some serious ‘I wanna fuck you’ vibes. But instead I’m at home looking after a little bird that knocked itself out flying straight into my French doors. And I fucked up the joke with a typo so I had to delete and repost."

I didn’t knock myself out

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?

Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right

I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo

I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week "

You don’t always have to open them… they do have long use by dates

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 14 weeks ago

Essex

I should be giving a fuck about something…

I appear to have lost all my fucks to give

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

The original flavour or a mix of them?"

They come in different flavours??

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I should be having my beard ridden by a hottie in silk knickers "

Silk? She'd slide right off.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I should be giving a fuck about something…

I appear to have lost all my fucks to give"

I have just the book for you…

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By *oeBeansMan 14 weeks ago

Derby


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?

Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right

I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo

I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week

You don’t always have to open them… they do have long use by dates "

The long use by dates would be a moot point if I had them around

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 14 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Was watching the football but its just finished

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By *onnyJohnMan 14 weeks ago

Doncaster

After the week I've had i should be sleeping... But I'm not, instead I'm watching Nflix and reading the forums...

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By *oeBeansMan 14 weeks ago

Derby


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

The original flavour or a mix of them?

They come in different flavours??"

You're missing out! The Bubblegum and Sour Cherry & Apple flavours are my favourite

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?

Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right

I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo

I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week

You don’t always have to open them… they do have long use by dates

The long use by dates would be a moot point if I had them around "

Oh I get you. They shout “eat me” don’t they?

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By *lder.Woman 14 weeks ago

Not Local

I seem to be watching tennis. I would rather be doing anything than watching tennis.

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By *he KakapoMan 14 weeks ago

A nice rock


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?

Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right

I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo

I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week "

Your doing life wrong.

Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness

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By *hortishblondeWoman 14 weeks ago

Essex

I should be not drinking too much Rum as last day at the beach tomorrow to finish off my tan

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By *ad NannaWoman 14 weeks ago

East London

I feel I'm missing out on not having a sweetie drawer.

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By *oeBeansMan 14 weeks ago

Derby


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?

Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right

I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo

I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week

You don’t always have to open them… they do have long use by dates

The long use by dates would be a moot point if I had them around

Oh I get you. They shout “eat me” don’t they? "

Exactly! One or two ends up with half the packet gone

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple 14 weeks ago

Glasgow

Should be seeing the legend that is Stevie Nicks tonight but she has cancelled her Glasgow show last minute

Oh well, will just have to make filthy connections on here instead, how sad x

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By *oeBeansMan 14 weeks ago

Derby


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?

Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right

I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo

I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week

Your doing life wrong.

Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness "

I think you underestimate the monstrosity of my sweet tooth

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I feel I'm missing out on not having a sweetie drawer.

"

You so are nanna. You need one

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I feel I'm missing out on not having a sweetie drawer.

"

You really are. It's a perk of being an adult.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 14 weeks ago

Reading


"Should be watching the footy.

I am watching the footy.

A successful evening!

What happened to the dude?"

He's tied up in her basement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?

Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right

I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo

I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week

Your doing life wrong.

Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness

I think you underestimate the monstrosity of my sweet tooth "

And this is why he looks like he does. God dam it.

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By *he KakapoMan 14 weeks ago

A nice rock


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?

Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right

I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo

I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week

Your doing life wrong.

Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness

I think you underestimate the monstrosity of my sweet tooth "

That just equals bigger happiness... or diabetes... I forgot what I was suppose to be doing.

What thread is this again

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 14 weeks ago

North West

We don't have a sweetie drawer

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I should be not drinking too much Rum as last day at the beach tomorrow to finish off my tan "

Oh, you should always be drinking rum!

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By *ddie1966Man 14 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Should be having a long soak in hot water after a long day of getting soaked on white water in my kayak.

Instead, I'm rinsing my gear out ready to go again tomorrow.

I'm getting too old for this sh!t....

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By *ad NannaWoman 14 weeks ago

East London


"I feel I'm missing out on not having a sweetie drawer.

You really are. It's a perk of being an adult."

I could clear out one of my 'crap stuff that I'm never going to use' drawers and fill it with sweets.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness "

My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness

My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong."

I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.

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By *oeBeansMan 14 weeks ago

Derby


"I should be sat on my sofa watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies. And I'm currently sat in the sofa, watching football and eating Drumstick Squashies

Sorry your date didn't work out though

I have a whole packet of drumstick squashes in my sweetie draw. Yes I have a sweetie draw.

Doesn’t everyone have a sweetie drawer?

Drawer!! I knew draw didn't seem right

I have one too. Have to have a constant supply of Haribo

I don't have one. I limit my sweeties to weekends only and can't trust myself in the week

Your doing life wrong.

Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness

I think you underestimate the monstrosity of my sweet tooth

And this is why he looks like he does. God dam it."

Oh don't get me wrong, I treat myself on the weekend and go all out. Probably more than I normally should

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets."

Right now mine’s empty apart from a pack of chocolate-covered coffee beans. Nobody likes those though, right?

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By *iss.Bella.Woman 14 weeks ago

North Wales

I should be somewhere hot kissing someone hot *sighs*

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.

Right now mine’s empty apart from a pack of chocolate-covered coffee beans. Nobody likes those though, right? "

Satan I think

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By *igR93Man 14 weeks ago

Sarcasm City

Masturbating and eating a Cornetto

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 14 weeks ago

Essex


"I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.

Right now mine’s empty apart from a pack of chocolate-covered coffee beans. Nobody likes those though, right? "

Ooh they sound fun

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By *oeBeansMan 14 weeks ago

Derby


"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness

My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong.

I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets."

Oh my weekend haul is Drumstick Squashies, Dairy Milk doughnuts, the pack of 5 co-op cookies and I'm about to tuck into a tub of B&Js. It's gonna be a good night and Sunday

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By *he KakapoMan 14 weeks ago

A nice rock

I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.

Right now mine’s empty apart from a pack of chocolate-covered coffee beans. Nobody likes those though, right? "

Chocolate and coffee? What's not to like!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 14 weeks ago

North West


"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness

My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong.

I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.

Oh my weekend haul is Drumstick Squashies, Dairy Milk doughnuts, the pack of 5 co-op cookies and I'm about to tuck into a tub of B&Js. It's gonna be a good night and Sunday "

Okay, that's quite a lot

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By *oeBeansMan 14 weeks ago

Derby


"I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.

Right now mine’s empty apart from a pack of chocolate-covered coffee beans. Nobody likes those though, right? "

I'd actually like to try those! They sound good

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 14 weeks ago

Southampton


"I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.

Right now mine’s empty apart from a pack of chocolate-covered coffee beans. Nobody likes those though, right? "

I do... but I'm.a weirdo lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

I should be in bed but im eating peanut butter n drinking a halfy halfy wine and watching Douglas is Cancelled.

I would rather be eating nothing, drinking a red wine and reading

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By *oeBeansMan 14 weeks ago

Derby


"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness

My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong.

I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.

Oh my weekend haul is Drumstick Squashies, Dairy Milk doughnuts, the pack of 5 co-op cookies and I'm about to tuck into a tub of B&Js. It's gonna be a good night and Sunday

Okay, that's quite a lot "

Yeah, that's not the kind of energy I need in my life. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"

Masturbating and eating a Cornetto"

Don't swap hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are"

A drawer made of chocolate, you took it to a whole new level

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I should be in bed but im eating peanut butter n drinking a halfy halfy wine and watching Douglas is Cancelled.

I would rather be eating nothing, drinking a red wine and reading"

Crunchy or smooth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness

My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong.

I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.

Oh my weekend haul is Drumstick Squashies, Dairy Milk doughnuts, the pack of 5 co-op cookies and I'm about to tuck into a tub of B&Js. It's gonna be a good night and Sunday "

Fucking hell Joe, do you just not eat during the week?!?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 14 weeks ago

North West


"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness

My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong.

I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.

Oh my weekend haul is Drumstick Squashies, Dairy Milk doughnuts, the pack of 5 co-op cookies and I'm about to tuck into a tub of B&Js. It's gonna be a good night and Sunday

Okay, that's quite a lot

Yeah, that's not the kind of energy I need in my life. Thanks "

Soz. Though you do have plenty of energy in your drawers

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are

A drawer made of chocolate, you took it to a whole new level"

Coyote are you going to do a what’s in your sweetie drawer thread next?

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By *SuperbMan 14 weeks ago

now in Germany

Should be reading briefing notes for Monday

Instead I have a cock ring on and loving Fab and messaging my FB

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By *iaisonseekerMan 14 weeks ago

Liverpool

I should be capitalising on the testerone surge of England's win but I am instead watching a medley of Prince songs on BBC2.

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By *oeBeansMan 14 weeks ago

Derby


"Sweet drawer is a key component to happiness

My sweet drawer only has chocolate in it. Not sweets. So I guess it’s a chocolate drawer. But that makes it sound like a drawer made of chocolate which is all kinds of wrong.

I have mini daim bars and parma violets. It's a mix of chocolate and sweets.

Oh my weekend haul is Drumstick Squashies, Dairy Milk doughnuts, the pack of 5 co-op cookies and I'm about to tuck into a tub of B&Js. It's gonna be a good night and Sunday

Fucking hell Joe, do you just not eat during the week?!?"

I mean, I do only eat half the ice cream one week and the rest, the next

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Should be reading briefing notes for Monday

Instead I have a cock ring on and loving Fab and messaging my FB"

You aren't gonna be employee of the month.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are

A drawer made of chocolate, you took it to a whole new level

Coyote are you going to do a what’s in your sweetie drawer thread next? "

May save that for next week, something to look forward to.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are

A drawer made of chocolate, you took it to a whole new level

Coyote are you going to do a what’s in your sweetie drawer thread next?

May save that for next week, something to look forward to."

Nice

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple 14 weeks ago

kent

I should be reading and watching Beverly Hills Cop… and that’s exactly what I’m doing.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"I should be in bed but im eating peanut butter n drinking a halfy halfy wine and watching Douglas is Cancelled.

I would rather be eating nothing, drinking a red wine and reading

Crunchy or smooth?"

Crunchy always ......... i'd chocke on no crunch

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple 14 weeks ago

kent


"I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are

A drawer made of chocolate, you took it to a whole new level

Coyote are you going to do a what’s in your sweetie drawer thread next?

May save that for next week, something to look forward to.

Nice "

A sweetie drawer is a new concept for me. Does it contain crisps and nuts as well?

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By *cLovin2Man 14 weeks ago

Reading


"Right now? (Or what would you rather be doing?)

I should be sat in a bar with a guy giving me serious I'm gonna fuck you vibes right now, instead I have serious munchies after drinking too much prosecco.

"

When I give a girl at a bar I'm going to fuck you vibes, she tends to receive vibes of "he's a stalker!"

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By *cLovin2Man 14 weeks ago

Reading


"I should be doing exactly what I am doing. Watching crap on Netflix and drinking orange juice and having scampi and lemon Nik Naks "

Yuck no snogging you tonight

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By *cLovin2Man 14 weeks ago

Reading


"

Masturbating and eating a Cornetto

Don't swap hands."

I was thinking don't fire a load onto the Cornetto, it would be such a waste. But this being fab, someone would want it afterwards.

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By *ad NannaWoman 14 weeks ago

East London


"I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are

A drawer made of chocolate, you took it to a whole new level

Coyote are you going to do a what’s in your sweetie drawer thread next?

May save that for next week, something to look forward to."

I'd better clear out a drawer and fill it up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I shouldn't be planning the logistics of getting a drawer made of chocolate but here we are

A drawer made of chocolate, you took it to a whole new level

Coyote are you going to do a what’s in your sweetie drawer thread next?

May save that for next week, something to look forward to.

I'd better clear out a drawer and fill it up."

You've got a whole week. No excuses

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By *cLovin2Man 14 weeks ago

Reading

If I had a drawer of sweets I would have eaten them all. I'm not allowed to have sweets or crisps in the house

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 14 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I should be cooking some dinner but I can’t be arsed so it’ll just be a snack and then beddybise.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"I should be cooking some dinner but I can’t be arsed so it’ll just be a snack and then beddybise. "

make sure it's nutritious

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 14 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"I should be cooking some dinner but I can’t be arsed so it’ll just be a snack and then beddybise.

make sure it's nutritious

"

Ok mum

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By *punk n gushCouple 14 weeks ago

walmer

Supposed to be sleeping but as usual on the fab forums

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 14 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I should be doing exactly what I am doing. Watching crap on Netflix and drinking orange juice and having scampi and lemon Nik Naks

Yuck no snogging you tonight "

Good

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By *cLovin2Man 14 weeks ago

Reading


"I should be doing exactly what I am doing. Watching crap on Netflix and drinking orange juice and having scampi and lemon Nik Naks

Yuck no snogging you tonight

Good "

If you had a nice n spicy bag of Nik naks, I'd literally pluck them out of your mouth with my tongue

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By *punk n gushCouple 14 weeks ago

walmer

Lol Mr

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By *heseeker73Man 14 weeks ago

witney

I should be enjoying uninhabited fun instead of being sat naked on my sofa watching porn and wanking

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By *orphia2003Woman 13 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I should be asleep. I am not asleep.

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By *inUpProWoman 13 weeks ago

Liverpool

I should be organising some filth for when I'm home. Instead I'm flaked out on a sun lounger

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman 13 weeks ago

Midlothian

I should be asleep, but I fell down a youtube hole.

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By *uke OzadeMan 13 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I should be replacing an HMI but I knock off in 25 minutes so it’s a gift to day shift

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By *hePleasurerMan 13 weeks ago

Cheshire

I should be sitting in a bar with a flirty woman and a lusty look in my eyes.

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By *ubikslongswordMan 13 weeks ago

East Grinstead

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By *ubikslongswordMan 13 weeks ago

East Grinstead

I'd rather be sleeping but internal body clock strikes again

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By *midnight-Woman 13 weeks ago

...

Sleeping

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By (user no longer on site) OP    13 weeks ago


"I should be sitting in a bar with a flirty woman and a lusty look in my eyes."

At this time on a Sunday morning?

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By *eordieJeansCouple 13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I should be having a poo but can’t be arsed to move.

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By *hePleasurerMan 13 weeks ago

Cheshire


"I should be sitting in a bar with a flirty woman and a lusty look in my eyes.

At this time on a Sunday morning?"

Quite possibly, after an all-night session on the dancefloor...

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By *ilkey WayMan 13 weeks ago

Here or There

I should be out fishing but instead I'm sat in bed reading this forum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    13 weeks ago


"I should be having a poo but can’t be arsed to move."

Please move

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By *eordieJeansCouple 13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I should be sitting in a bar with a flirty woman and a lusty look in my eyes.

At this time on a Sunday morning?

Quite possibly, after an all-night session on the dancefloor..."

Have you been on the disco biscuits? I couldn’t even last that long in my 20s.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I should be having a poo but can’t be arsed to move.

Please move"

I don’t want to.

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By *eliWoman 13 weeks ago

.

I should be wondering is four days a hint.

I am a little bit.

Instead I'm mainly scrolling through a lot of angst for a Sunday morning.

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By *or-QueeningMan 13 weeks ago

Manchester

I should probably be writing something (it's hammering it down so not being out exercising is forgivable I think). Instead I'm watching as much Amazon Prime as possible before my free trial runs out (watching a documentary series about The Crusades right now).

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 13 weeks ago

Glasgow

I should be up by now. But I’m still in bed.

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By *till gameMan 13 weeks ago

two doors down

After reading a bit of this thread I should be upping my game and getting a better sweet drawer

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By *hePleasurerMan 13 weeks ago

Cheshire


"I should be sitting in a bar with a flirty woman and a lusty look in my eyes.

At this time on a Sunday morning?

Quite possibly, after an all-night session on the dancefloor...

Have you been on the disco biscuits? I couldn’t even last that long in my 20s."

Ok, it was only a 3am finish last weekend. But that's 6 hours of (carefully paced) fun. I only started when I turned 50

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By *etropolitainMan 13 weeks ago

Redworth Co Durham

I should be sitting in the bar looking at a woman giving me seriously I want to fuck you vibes

Instead, I’m on here tut

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By *octor WhenMan 13 weeks ago

GLASGOW

Would much rather be cuddling bed with a long term partner.

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By *scaMan 13 weeks ago

Herts / London / Beyond

I should be putting up some blinds ... instead I'm lying in bed, chatting on Fab. Ooops

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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago

I should be in the gym but I need to go to Tesco first and it’s pissing down

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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago

I should be in the shower and then doing my billing and not sitting in bed reading Forum threads.

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By *tag84Man 13 weeks ago

Whitehaven

At work should be working but enjoying fab too much

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By *rHotNottsMan 13 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I should have been on a date with a very sexy woman, but instead I was cooking for 17

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 13 weeks ago

Southampton

I should probably get out of bed, put some clothes on and go home ....

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 13 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I should be doing Megan Fox but I am here instead….what can you do?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 13 weeks ago

Southampton


"I should be doing Megan Fox but I am here instead….what can you do? "

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By *restonguy1981Man 13 weeks ago

preston

I probably should be doing some work but I’m watching Netflix and letting the job run or catch fire…either is fine

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By *usty kayWoman 13 weeks ago

Burnham

I should be painting my bedroom but instead I'm nursing a racing headache stuck between my kids tablets listening to 2 different YouTube videos

Save me please

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By *8on33Man 13 weeks ago

winfrith

I should be out doing stuff but instead I'm in and on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP    13 weeks ago


"I should be doing Megan Fox but I am here instead….what can you do? "

Wake up?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 13 weeks ago

North West

I should be sat waiting for my daughter to do a dance test. Here I am, sat in the car waiting.

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By *eckme70Man 13 weeks ago

Strabane


"Right now? (Or what would you rather be doing?)

I should be sat in a bar with a guy giving me serious I'm gonna fuck you vibes right now, instead I have serious munchies after drinking too much prosecco.I think I really should be doing you right now!!

"

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 13 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I should be doing Megan Fox but I am here instead….what can you do?

Wake up?"

Why did you wake me??

I was having such a wonderful dream…..oh it’s you!

I am going back to sleep

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By *imi_RougeWoman 13 weeks ago

Portsmouth

I should be getting dressed, but I actually have no reason to.

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By *oeBeansMan 13 weeks ago

Derby

I should be going to the gym, but I'm still watching TV

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By *agatoXXXMan 13 weeks ago

Mordor

Decorating a coffee cake for a friend. Then cooking. What I shouldn't be doing is fatasising over Nicky Chapman on Escape to the Country...

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 13 weeks ago

London

Sex

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By *avincorkMan 13 weeks ago

Cork


"Sex"

Stating the obvious

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By *rispyDuckMan 13 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Sat in conservatory with a cuppa blissfully watching the rain fall.

Would have preferred being sat in conservatory with a sexy minx slowly teasing each other & watching her play with herself

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By *cott73Man 13 weeks ago

brighton

What I should be doing? Tidying up

What am I doing? Fantasising about Caroline Wozniacki as the BBC are showing one of her old matches. She having her arse handed to her by Rybakina.

What I would like to be doing? Handling Wozniacki's arse....

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