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By *igR93 OP Man 14 weeks ago
Sarcasm City |
Saturday night topic time
Why do people pretend like shower sex is enjoyable?
Every time I’ve done it I’ve had near fatal accidents and my shower is walk in..
The most impracticable way to have sex that there is
What are your thoughts on shower sex? Enjoyable? Horrible? |
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"Saturday night topic time
Why do people pretend like shower sex is enjoyable?
Every time I’ve done it I’ve had near fatal accidents and my shower is walk in..
The most impracticable way to have sex that there is
What are your thoughts on shower sex? Enjoyable? Horrible? "
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"The one and only time I attempted it, I left bloody marks all over the hotel afterwards 
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To be fair, the most memorable shower sex I’ve ever had was purely because the girl was on a very heavy period and we’d already made a murder scene out of the hotel bedsheets. Showers are practical *sometimes*. |
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It's OK as long as the shower head is low enough not to be blasting water into my face and drowning me. That usually means my partner is cold because everything above their naval isn't getting any water coverage. |
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"The one and only time I attempted it, I left bloody marks all over the hotel afterwards
To be fair, the most memorable shower sex I’ve ever had was purely because the girl was on a very heavy period and we’d already made a murder scene out of the hotel bedsheets. Showers are practical *sometimes*."
Granted….
But I wasn’t bleeding before 
(And also see your above comment on me perhaps being slightly accident prone) |
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I do it all the time. It's enjoyable , water running over our bodies as we fondle each other, rubbing soap ,caressing, kissing ...Sex in different positions..
Yeah, some balancing is required but it adds to the fun.
I love it!  |
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Weirdly, we can manage the odd shower sex episodes. Depends on my level of leg wonkiness though. Sometimes I can stand on my good 'un and use my shower seat for the useless one. I do enjoy giving Mr KC a blowjob in the shower sometimes too. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Forget shower sex. I’m all about it shower head.
All the fun of oral combined with all the fun of waterboarding.  "
Some say they get cold giving shower oral. Some say they drown and can’t possibly suck with gusto.
I’ve never frozen, drowned, or otherwise experienced problems sucking cock in a shower. It cannot be the ordinary house shower. It needs to be a proper large shower with glass doors. Preferably large enough to fit a half dozen humans or more.
I don’t put my knees on the floor. Too scared I’ll slip and slide. I turn my back to the water and allow it to keep my back warm. It’s never a blowjob to completion. It simply whets the appetite and gets the washing part of the shower over more quickly.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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My answer in earnest…
Shower sex has its moments.
For example, on a beach holiday when you’ve spent the day in a bikini and he’s been teasing you, you walk back to your hotel with an outdoor private shower, yes please.
Or a massive hotel shower with dual monsoon shower heads, especially if there’s a shower seat built in. It’s as if the shower was made for sex. Who would pass it up?!
As for the height difference, easily solved (for some) by being picked up and pressed against a wall. At least that’s my favourite way to overcome this challenge.
At home, it’s fun once in a while but can be more challenging. The best is when it starts in the shower, you switch off the taps and move from the bathroom to a bed, dripping wet and continue. Then, there will be a mess of water all over but that’s easily solved too. |
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"My answer in earnest…
Shower sex has its moments.
For example, on a beach holiday when you’ve spent the day in a bikini and he’s been teasing you, you walk back to your hotel with an outdoor private shower, yes please.
Or a massive hotel shower with dual monsoon shower heads, especially if there’s a shower seat built in. It’s as if the shower was made for sex. Who would pass it up?!
As for the height difference, easily solved (for some) by being picked up and pressed against a wall. At least that’s my favourite way to overcome this challenge.
At home, it’s fun once in a while but can be more challenging. The best is when it starts in the shower, you switch off the taps and move from the bathroom to a bed, dripping wet and continue. Then, there will be a mess of water all over but that’s easily solved too. "
Yes!! I absolutely love FF time in the shower especially, it's not for full on sex imho but it can be really amazing and sensual I think xx |
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"Because it looks so good in movies etc.. I guess.
I recently learned that shower sex in movies and porn is nearly always done under cold water to stop the lenses fogging up.
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Did they at least give you heated towels after? |
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"My answer in earnest…
Shower sex has its moments.
For example, on a beach holiday when you’ve spent the day in a bikini and he’s been teasing you, you walk back to your hotel with an outdoor private shower, yes please.
Or a massive hotel shower with dual monsoon shower heads, especially if there’s a shower seat built in. It’s as if the shower was made for sex. Who would pass it up?!
As for the height difference, easily solved (for some) by being picked up and pressed against a wall. At least that’s my favourite way to overcome this challenge.
At home, it’s fun once in a while but can be more challenging. The best is when it starts in the shower, you switch off the taps and move from the bathroom to a bed, dripping wet and continue. Then, there will be a mess of water all over but that’s easily solved too. "
It all reads so amazingly well…
But all my mind’s eye can see is my perfect hand print, in blood, on a perfect white duvet cover |
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By *ddie1966Man 14 weeks ago
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Personally.
Tried it once and will never try it again.
Burned my bum on the heated towel rail.
Shouted aaargh so loudly, I got smacked around the face a got a bloody nose. When I asked why, she said I promised her I'd pull out before I came.
Just wasn't my night.
Never again |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"It’s the same as sharing a bath is romantic! In reality it’s just awkward and no space!"
There is nothing g romantic, in my opinion, about sharing bath water with someone else. All I think about is the dead skin falling off in the water. Completely turns me right off the idea. |
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I attended a party at an Airbnb type place that had handles in the shower to cater for elderly or disabled so me and a girl took full advantage of them, she sort of perched her bum on the handle and I made sure she didn't fall off the handle. |
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Some of our favourite times have involved the shower.
Picking C up and having her pressed against the wall, her legs around me and I’m fucking her is one of the hottest times - we needed to be in the shower otherwise we’d have flooded the bed!
I also done a scenario in the shower - restrained C’s hands above her head and fixed a forced orgasm belt to her waist with a wand in so it fitted against her pussy - turned it on and watched C have orgasm after orgasm for 5 mins solid. She looked like she’d been interrogated, completely drained but when I went to switch it off she muttered ‘don’t you dare touch that wand’ and so she got another few mins…
K |
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"Some of our favourite times have involved the shower.
Picking C up and having her pressed against the wall, her legs around me and I’m fucking her is one of the hottest times - we needed to be in the shower otherwise we’d have flooded the bed!
I also done a scenario in the shower - restrained C’s hands above her head and fixed a forced orgasm belt to her waist with a wand in so it fitted against her pussy - turned it on and watched C have orgasm after orgasm for 5 mins solid. She looked like she’d been interrogated, completely drained but when I went to switch it off she muttered ‘don’t you dare touch that wand’ and so she got another few mins…
K"
You must be as strong as an ox? Whenever I've attempted to pick someone up, it's more hassle than it's worth |
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"Some of our favourite times have involved the shower.
Picking C up and having her pressed against the wall, her legs around me and I’m fucking her is one of the hottest times - we needed to be in the shower otherwise we’d have flooded the bed!
I also done a scenario in the shower - restrained C’s hands above her head and fixed a forced orgasm belt to her waist with a wand in so it fitted against her pussy - turned it on and watched C have orgasm after orgasm for 5 mins solid. She looked like she’d been interrogated, completely drained but when I went to switch it off she muttered ‘don’t you dare touch that wand’ and so she got another few mins…
K
You must be as strong as an ox? Whenever I've attempted to pick someone up, it's more hassle than it's worth "
I don’t miss leg day at the gym
It’s all in the balance too - if you’re pressing her against the wall and using your hands under her bum then and her hands are around your neck, the weight is distributed quite evenly. I mean it’s not the longest time but enough to work wonders
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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What are your thoughts on shower sex? Enjoyable? Horrible? "
My first experience of shower sex was nearly a disaster, but my last was thoroughly enjoyable and is ingrained on my memory.
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"Some of our favourite times have involved the shower.
Picking C up and having her pressed against the wall, her legs around me and I’m fucking her is one of the hottest times - we needed to be in the shower otherwise we’d have flooded the bed!
I also done a scenario in the shower - restrained C’s hands above her head and fixed a forced orgasm belt to her waist with a wand in so it fitted against her pussy - turned it on and watched C have orgasm after orgasm for 5 mins solid. She looked like she’d been interrogated, completely drained but when I went to switch it off she muttered ‘don’t you dare touch that wand’ and so she got another few mins…
K
You must be as strong as an ox? Whenever I've attempted to pick someone up, it's more hassle than it's worth
I don’t miss leg day at the gym
It’s all in the balance too - if you’re pressing her against the wall and using your hands under her bum then and her hands are around your neck, the weight is distributed quite evenly. I mean it’s not the longest time but enough to work wonders
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Invite me round and teach me your ways |
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