Impress with silk bedsheets, if you can't afford them, then a grope against next door's skip is just as good. Just don't let the neighbours catch you tossing your used condom in the skip. Apparently "that's not neighbourly?"  |
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"Did you bother to wash the dirty ones or have you just left them on the floor?
Stuffed in machine to do in a weeks time or so
In the machine? Don't you have a laundry basket? Madness!
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Basket was already full. Allow it  |
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I think definite brownie points for making the bed and the buttons can be allowed my ex had a real pet hate about the buttons not done up properly. My way around that was running her a hot bath with candles at the side, a glass of wine, plenty or bubbles and she forgot everything |
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