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"Somewhere in Brighton, I hope there's a cheerful Italian man, having a coffee and a muffin  "
You a da lovely lady. I happy man, luva da coffee.
I lika you muffin, I lika you no muffin.
You maka me happy muffin lady friend x |
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"Somewhere in Brighton, I hope there's a cheerful Italian man, having a coffee and a muffin
You a da lovely lady. I happy man, luva da coffee.
I lika you muffin, I lika you no muffin.
You maka me happy muffin lady friend x"
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"I Napoli!
Is you muffin fresh or pasta it’s best
Fresh muffin yes.
No pasta.
Thata bit strangge, yes? Pasta ina da muffin.
Is Henglish theeng?
How dare you ! I’m scozia "
I so sorry.
So sorry.
Iss important, yes?
Scozia no Henglish. |
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"This thread has made my day 
I lika make a da smile.
Mamma tell me - maka da ladies happy Nicolino, maka dem smile.
You happy day me happy.
You hava da nice muffin too  x"
Oh Nicolino. Your love of muffins is amazing  |
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"This thread has made my day
I lika make a da smile.
Mamma tell me - maka da ladies happy Nicolino, maka dem smile.
You happy day me happy.
You hava da nice muffin too x
Oh Nicolino. Your love of muffins is amazing "
I lika you. I lika your muffin.
We maka your muffin and my friend muffin happy?
It nice a day I think, no? xx |
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"Do you like to muffin the mule ?
I hava da friend who dog, but he friend.
I no muffin no mules.
I no French, I Italiano!
You’re about as Italian as I am "
You a Italiana two? I lika da Hengland. Dey a nice a people. And a da Scozias. Dey a nice a two.
You muffin happy with Henglish?
My muffin friend happy hear.
Nice a da people hear, no? |
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"I Napoli!
Is you muffin fresh or pasta it’s best
Fresh muffin yes.
No pasta.
Thata bit strangge, yes? Pasta ina da muffin.
Is Henglish theeng?
How dare you ! I’m scozia
I so sorry.
So sorry.
Iss important, yes?
Scozia no Henglish."
I forgive you my Italian friend
You have a mrs muffin ? |
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"Somewhere in Brighton, I hope there's a cheerful Italian man, having a coffee and a muffin
You a da lovely lady. I happy man, luva da coffee.
I lika you muffin, I lika you no muffin.
You maka me happy muffin lady friend x"
There's muffin that makes me happier to read 
Can you show us any Italian sausage, per chance? I do enjoy a good bit of n'duja |
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"I Napoli!
Is you muffin fresh or pasta it’s best
Fresh muffin yes.
No pasta.
Thata bit strangge, yes? Pasta ina da muffin.
Is Henglish theeng?
How dare you ! I’m scozia
I so sorry.
So sorry.
Iss important, yes?
Scozia no Henglish.
I forgive you my Italian friend
You have a mrs muffin ?"
Grazie mille my friend. Grazie.
No iss Mrs Muffin.
I no ready, but Mamma tell me of lotsa. |
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"Somewhere in Brighton, I hope there's a cheerful Italian man, having a coffee and a muffin
You a da lovely lady. I happy man, luva da coffee.
I lika you muffin, I lika you no muffin.
You maka me happy muffin lady friend x
There's muffin that makes me happier to read
Can you show us any Italian sausage, per chance? I do enjoy a good bit of n'duja "
I unnerstand I think lovly lady.
You wan a tasta my Italian sausage, no?
It a good sausage.
Much a meety x |
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"Somewhere in Brighton, I hope there's a cheerful Italian man, having a coffee and a muffin
You a da lovely lady. I happy man, luva da coffee.
I lika you muffin, I lika you no muffin.
You maka me happy muffin lady friend x
There's muffin that makes me happier to read
Can you show us any Italian sausage, per chance? I do enjoy a good bit of n'duja
I unnerstand I think lovly lady.
You wan a tasta my Italian sausage, no?
It a good sausage.
Much a meety x"
Meaty is where it's at. Mucha meaty. And picante |
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"He's back!"
I glad you here - I maka da mistake.
You no hookeda. You mean a lika da fish, yes? Ona hookeda? No?
You nice a lady.
Friend.
I so sorry I maka da bad word.
Mamma be unhappy, Nicolino unhappy, you unhappy.
Iss no good.
I sorry x |
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"Somewhere in Brighton, I hope there's a cheerful Italian man, having a coffee and a muffin
You a da lovely lady. I happy man, luva da coffee.
I lika you muffin, I lika you no muffin.
You maka me happy muffin lady friend x
There's muffin that makes me happier to read
Can you show us any Italian sausage, per chance? I do enjoy a good bit of n'duja
I unnerstand I think lovly lady.
You wan a tasta my Italian sausage, no?
It a good sausage.
Much a meety x
Meaty is where it's at. Mucha meaty. And picante "
Yes yes - my meet anda your muffin maka da happy sausage muffin smiles, no? x |
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"He's back!
I glad you here - I maka da mistake.
You no hookeda. You mean a lika da fish, yes? Ona hookeda? No?
You nice a lady.
Friend.
I so sorry I maka da bad word.
Mamma be unhappy, Nicolino unhappy, you unhappy.
Iss no good.
I sorry x "
I love him |
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"Reading this has made me crave a ciambella. Never mind muffins.
You no a wanta my muffin friend?
I sad - you belissima x"
Ma no non mi piace il muffin tuo o de nessuno oltre. Però mi piace una ciambella calda e con moltissimo zucchero. |
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"He's back!
I glad you here - I maka da mistake.
You no hookeda. You mean a lika da fish, yes? Ona hookeda? No?
You nice a lady.
Friend.
I so sorry I maka da bad word.
Mamma be unhappy, Nicolino unhappy, you unhappy.
Iss no good.
I sorry x
I love him"
You so nice and a luvly lady.
I think Mamma lova you two x |
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"Reading this has made me crave a ciambella. Never mind muffins.
You no a wanta my muffin friend?
I sad - you belissima x
Ma no non mi piace il muffin tuo o de nessuno oltre. Però mi piace una ciambella calda e con moltissimo zucchero. "
Plees - I hear learn Henglish x |
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"Reading this has made me crave a ciambella. Never mind muffins.
You no a wanta my muffin friend?
I sad - you belissima x
Ma no non mi piace il muffin tuo o de nessuno oltre. Però mi piace una ciambella calda e con moltissimo zucchero.
Plees - I hear learn Henglish x"
I knew you were a fraud |
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"I hava two go.
Work so hard a today.
I need a da sleepies.
So tired.
Nite nit you a luvly ladies and a da men.
Sleep a happy with a da I give x"
Do you like-a da Naples?
Mine are chilly 
Buona notte, muffin man |
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"I hava two go.
Work so hard a today.
I need a da sleepies.
So tired.
Nite nit you a luvly ladies and a da men.
Sleep a happy with a da I give x
Do you like-a da Naples?
Mine are chilly
Buona notte, muffin man "
Good a morning luvly Kinky lady.
I a warm uppa da nipple Naples with a my Vesuvio, no?
They a be a hot and a happy with a my hot muffin friend, yes? xx |
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"Dr muffin are you busy because you are a gynaecologist ?"
My friend no!
Ay - danger for Nicolino helpa da ladies wiv babies, no?
I cater. Hotel. My friend, he Henglish who hava da dog - he giva me da name.
He say good name in Henglish.
I no so sure. |
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"Dr muffin are you busy because you are a gynaecologist ?
My friend no!
Ay - danger for Nicolino helpa da ladies wiv babies, no?
I cater. Hotel. My friend, he Henglish who hava da dog - he giva me da name.
He say good name in Henglish.
I no so sure. "
Trust me it’s a good name
The ladies love a muffin  |
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"Dr muffin are you busy because you are a gynaecologist ?
My friend no!
Ay - danger for Nicolino helpa da ladies wiv babies, no?
I cater. Hotel. My friend, he Henglish who hava da dog - he giva me da name.
He say good name in Henglish.
I no so sure.
Trust me it’s a good name
The ladies love a muffin "
Iss good my friend.
Nicolino luva da ladies. Ladies so sad sumtimes, Nicolino lika maka dem smile.
No sausage muffin smile.
Justa happy.
And a da happy muffin sausage two, yes?
It good be smile, muffin or no muffin . |
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Okay, one time for DrMuff, everybody!
What's-a matter you? (Hey!) Gotta no respect? (Hey!)
What-a you t'ink you do (Hey!) why you look-a so sad? (Hey!)
It's-a not so bad (Hey!) it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face! |
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"Okay, one time for DrMuff, everybody!
What's-a matter you? (Hey!) Gotta no respect? (Hey!)
What-a you t'ink you do (Hey!) why you look-a so sad? (Hey!)
It's-a not so bad (Hey!) it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face!"
You a nice a man.
You maka Nicolino smile. |
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"Okay, one time for DrMuff, everybody!
What's-a matter you? (Hey!) Gotta no respect? (Hey!)
What-a you t'ink you do (Hey!) why you look-a so sad? (Hey!)
It's-a not so bad (Hey!) it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face!
You a nice a man.
You maka Nicolino smile."
Thank you, Nicolino. Have a wonderful day |
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"I hava two go.
Work so hard a today.
I need a da sleepies.
So tired.
Nite nit you a luvly ladies and a da men.
Sleep a happy with a da I give x
Do you like-a da Naples?
Mine are chilly
Buona notte, muffin man
Good a morning luvly Kinky lady.
I a warm uppa da nipple Naples with a my Vesuvio, no?
They a be a hot and a happy with a my hot muffin friend, yes? xx"
Holy Calabrese, si
Muffin me, Nicolino. Muffin me |
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"He's kinda cute, isn't he?
I mean, we all know he's a fake (he's a faka from a Napoli ), but he's making me smile .
Mamma would be proud of you Nicolino, whoever the fuck you are  ."
Oh, I LIKE Nicolino. He's-a bit of a-alright |
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"He's kinda cute, isn't he?
I mean, we all know he's a fake (he's a faka from a Napoli ), but he's making me smile .
Mamma would be proud of you Nicolino, whoever the fuck you are .
Oh, I LIKE Nicolino. He's-a bit of a-alright "
When did your stammer come on?
xxxx |
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Hey everyone,
I've noticed some people making fun of the Italian language because of a poorly written post by someone pretending to be Italian. This isn't cool. Mocking a language disrespects the culture and people who speak it. Let's be better and show some respect.
Thanks. |
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"Hey everyone,
I've noticed some people making fun of the Italian language because of a poorly written post by someone pretending to be Italian. This isn't cool. Mocking a language disrespects the culture and people who speak it. Let's be better and show some respect.
Thanks."
It was having light fun with an accent. People take the piss out of accents all the time, including British ones. I don't think it disrespects anyone |
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"Italian stallion on the pull, get in line ladies
He is not Italian. "
We know he's not Italian. He probably has a broad Scouse accent or something (which people jest about all the time). His jesting was clearly meant in a positive way, he wasn't mocking Italian people/accents and nor was anyone else. I'd expect it was more the stereotype of the "Italian stallion" who can seduce women with little effort.
I'm sad about muffin man now  |
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"Italian stallion on the pull, get in line ladies
He is not Italian.
We know he's not Italian. He probably has a broad Scouse accent or something (which people jest about all the time). His jesting was clearly meant in a positive way, he wasn't mocking Italian people/accents and nor was anyone else. I'd expect it was more the stereotype of the "Italian stallion" who can seduce women with little effort.
I'm sad about muffin man now "
Donta be sad luvly Kinky muffin lady. I a maka da peoples angry - iss my wrong.
I thinka you all luvly. Muffin, no muffin, big muffin friend or da small muffin friend.
You maka me happy in Henglishland.
Henglish muffins hava da good juicy muffin happys.
Nicolino happy, anda Nicolino sad two maka da people angry.
Iss life xx |
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