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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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You know the drill .. grrr we can’t get a meet for toffee.
And we’re one of the nice guys on here (not one of those rubbish one that *ruin* it for all of us good ‘uns).
And our respectful, friendly, “hey love your pics, fancy meeting up for a fuck” messages keep going unanswered 
Help us all out!
What are we doing wrong?
Why can’t we get a meet?
Let’s have this as the definite self-help guide!
Admin : can you pin to the top please? Thx 
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"We shouldn’t complain really after all who’s in charge !!!!! Just suffer on silence ! Keep using your right hand !unless your left handed !"
Er, is it Kier Starmer in charge these days?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I dunno.
I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics.
Don't pretend it's a shower.
We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times...  "
You should see what I do behind a Beano!  |
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By *elloWoman 34 weeks ago
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"You know the drill .. grrr we can’t get a meet for toffee.
I like toffee, is accepting a meet in exchange for toffee the same as prostitution 
You can have my last Rolo? 
See it more as “esCourting”. Sounds nicer."
You eat almost an entire tube of rolos and just give me last one, probably so i get left with all the wrappings , yeah I'm out ,  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"You know the drill .. grrr we can’t get a meet for toffee.
I like toffee, is accepting a meet in exchange for toffee the same as prostitution
You can have my last Rolo?
See it more as “esCourting”. Sounds nicer.
You eat almost an entire tube of rolos and just give me last one, probably so i get left with all the wrappings , yeah I'm out , "
I’m more upset that autocarrot changed my escor ting (but without the space) to include a U when I tried to get around the banned word filter! What’s going on!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"I dunno.
I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics.
Don't pretend it's a shower.
We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times... "
I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was |
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"If any guy needs a lady - I have a few going spare. 
Well, don't keep them all to yourself CG ... sharing is caring and all that  "
I can help being such a stud.
I told you this belly was a power station for a sex machine.
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"I dunno.
I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics.
Don't pretend it's a shower.
We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times...
I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was "
Ahh, I see, that's Dan's plan to get in with the ladies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I dunno.
I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics.
Don't pretend it's a shower.
We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times...
I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was
Ahh, I see, that's Dan's plan to get in with the ladies "
It’s not working 
Anyway, Fancy a shag? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"Just play hard to get...
Hide your profile block everyone and then delete your account...
They will want you more than ever. .
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ah the scarce-demand approach! Like it! On it! |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"I dunno.
I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics.
Don't pretend it's a shower.
We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times...
I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was
Ahh, I see, that's Dan's plan to get in with the ladies
It’s not working
Anyway, Fancy a shag? "
Only of you bring a beautiful lady with you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I dunno.
I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics.
Don't pretend it's a shower.
We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times...
I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was
Ahh, I see, that's Dan's plan to get in with the ladies
It’s not working
Anyway, Fancy a shag?
Only of you bring a beautiful lady with you "
Hey, I can bring a mirror for you
(that’s my bestest ever flirting btw!) |
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This is just my humble opinion, as a single woman.
But men need to cater for the female gaze, realise that the majority of us like more tasteful nude/clothed photos, a good recent selfie ( I know most will say they need facial attraction) and a polite opening message instead of launching straight into sex chat.
They need to stop thinking about how they like to see things and be approached. I think so many would do so much better if they did this. But they probably won't. |
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