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That they dont understand handbags. I put my new bag on the table to show jay seeings he bought it and the response i got was "well you obviously needed a new handbag" said in a rather sarcy tone and that was all he said lol |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"That they dont understand handbags. I put my new bag on the table to show jay seeings he bought it and the response i got was "well you obviously needed a new handbag" said in a rather sarcy tone and that was all he said lol"
love a man bag very hetro  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The thing with women and thier handbags is that they all come with a secret compartment where the keys get lost. Lost count of the times I've been with a women and she spends an hour rifling through the bag to find the keys.
Grrrrr. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a lot of men don't realise is that are not just a handbag, they are a life support system !
Can you tell I have been trained well ?  "
Oh you're good, you're very very good... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are currently worshipping at the church of Kath Kidston and Radley. And it's costing me a bloody fortune!
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Cath Kidston !!!! Don't get me started. Flowery things at less than flowery prices lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tis the same reason women do not understand us men's need for shiny fast moving things."
Ill have you know this woman likes fast shiny moving things too!!!
as well as handbags!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women.
Their husbands are summoned to the local police station where a policewoman breaks the news to them: "I'm afraid sirs that we believe your wives were killed in the fire at the department store. However the fire was so intense we cannot identify the bodies. Only their handbags survived the blaze. Can you identify your wives' handbags from these three found in the store?"
The three men all look at the handbags and each one is able to identify one of the handbags as belonging to his wife. With all handbags accounted for the policewoman leaves the men to deal with their grief in peace.
The three men sit in silence for a while, then the Englishman opens his wife's handbag and rummages through the contents, finally pulling out a half-empty packet of cigarettes and says "All these years married and I never knew the old girl smoked."
The Scotsman looks into his wife's handbag and pulls out a half-empty bottle of scotch. "Jings, I knew her all that time an ah didnae ken ma missus drank."
The Irishman empties his wife's handbag onto the floor, looks through the contents and picks up a half empty packet of condoms. "'Saints preserve us! All dese years an oi never knew me wife was a man." |
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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago
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"Dont think I understand the need for multi bags either I rarely use one these days as long as i have a pocket to hold my Iphone and a couple of cards what else do I need to carry ??  "
Praise the Lord.
Dave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont think I understand the need for multi bags either I rarely use one these days as long as i have a pocket to hold my Iphone and a couple of cards what else do I need to carry ??
Praise the Lord.
Dave"
Amen to that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have around 15 pairs of shoes and easily over twenty bags of various sizes (briefcases, rucksack, messenger bags).
I fully understand the need for the best bag for the occasion and you should always wear the correct shoes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tis the same reason women do not understand us men's need for shiny fast moving things.
Ill have you know this woman likes fast shiny moving things too!!!
as well as handbags!! "
yes but can't control them in reverse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What a lot of men don't realise is that are not just a handbag, they are a life support system !
Can you tell I have been trained well ? "
Mutiple brownie points there xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That they dont understand handbags. I put my new bag on the table to show jay seeings he bought it and the response i got was "well you obviously needed a new handbag" said in a rather sarcy tone and that was all he said lol"
I can understand that if you can understand call of duty.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tried wearing a new outfit for someone recently since i knew he would be turning up - i had to physically point it to him!!
And then i had 'oh, really?!' . . . 
Ffs, Men!!!  |
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"That they dont understand handbags. I put my new bag on the table to show jay seeings he bought it and the response i got was "well you obviously needed a new handbag" said in a rather sarcy tone and that was all he said lol"
My fellas the same rolls his eyes and asks if its yet another handbag... But he's the first to ask me to put his wallet, keys etc in the same yet another handbag when we are out and about |
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"What was wrong with the old one?
Nothing, she helped me choose it. Oh im so dead when she sees this thread lmao
Is this Jay sneaking in on diamonds account ?? "
lol steve said about the old bag so i assumed he ment caz lol. not sure jay would know how to use the forums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does he ever put things in it when you go out
He constantly takes the piss out of the size of my handbags, most are really big and then before we go anywhere HE fills it up lol"
Lol well next time he asks say no sorry u don't like it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I tried wearing a new outfit for someone recently since i knew he would be turning up - i had to physically point it to him!!
And then i had 'oh, really?!' . . .
Ffs, Men!!! "
Yer meeting the wrong men! But then again I'm a bit of a girl tbh x |
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Since becoming a Master, I have taken to carrying round a large black bag full of ropes, flogger, cuffs, condoms etc. Maybe I should get my slave a very large handbag so shecan haul all the gear around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Deviating a little from the subject, I can be sat having hair done in the house and he is in the room at the same time and I can say when its finished ie dyed red from brown, do you like it and he looks blankly at me like he sees nothing. Re handbag I dont buy many but have a grey one that fits my netbook lovely, so use it a lot so I can go on fab when im out or at a mates. Hides condoms in it too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I tried wearing a new outfit for someone recently since i knew he would be turning up - i had to physically point it to him!!
And then i had 'oh, really?!' . . .
Ffs, Men!!!
Yer meeting the wrong men! But then again I'm a bit of a girl tbh x"
'Man' |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"What was wrong with the old one?
Nothing, she helped me choose it. Oh im so dead when she sees this thread lmao"
Just spotted it! Slight detour on way home to do some ass-kicking lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i know a few ppl who use bras as pockets can get awkward when a customer pays for a drink and u see her take the note from the bra that's holding some huge knockers lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's wrong with pockets?
Women's clothes rarely have decent pockets - got my phone stuffed in my bra today cos zero pockets.
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And no one has exploited this gap in the market?
Currently in my jeans pockets I have my wallet, my phone, two lighters, a pen knife, two microfiber cloths for cleaning my glasses, my car keys and five plectrums. I can sit comfortably and still have room for more stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with pockets?
Women's clothes rarely have decent pockets - got my phone stuffed in my bra today cos zero pockets.
And no one has exploited this gap in the market?
Currently in my jeans pockets I have my wallet, my phone, two lighters, a pen knife, two microfiber cloths for cleaning my glasses, my car keys and five plectrums. I can sit comfortably and still have room for more stuff."
No way I want stuff in my pockets! Way too uncomfortable and I don't want unsightly bulges! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with pockets?
Women's clothes rarely have decent pockets - got my phone stuffed in my bra today cos zero pockets.
And no one has exploited this gap in the market?
Currently in my jeans pockets I have my wallet, my phone, two lighters, a pen knife, two microfiber cloths for cleaning my glasses, my car keys and five plectrums. I can sit comfortably and still have room for more stuff.
No way I want stuff in my pockets! Way too uncomfortable and I don't want unsightly bulges! "
I rely on those bulges!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with pockets?
Women's clothes rarely have decent pockets - got my phone stuffed in my bra today cos zero pockets.
And no one has exploited this gap in the market?
Currently in my jeans pockets I have my wallet, my phone, two lighters, a pen knife, two microfiber cloths for cleaning my glasses, my car keys and five plectrums. I can sit comfortably and still have room for more stuff.
No way I want stuff in my pockets! Way too uncomfortable and I don't want unsightly bulges!
I rely on those bulges! "
Is that why men have crap in their pockets then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with pockets?
Women's clothes rarely have decent pockets - got my phone stuffed in my bra today cos zero pockets.
And no one has exploited this gap in the market?
Currently in my jeans pockets I have my wallet, my phone, two lighters, a pen knife, two microfiber cloths for cleaning my glasses, my car keys and five plectrums. I can sit comfortably and still have room for more stuff.
No way I want stuff in my pockets! Way too uncomfortable and I don't want unsightly bulges! "
Damn right too. Why blemish the obviously perfect derrière that you possess |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with pockets?
Women's clothes rarely have decent pockets - got my phone stuffed in my bra today cos zero pockets.
And no one has exploited this gap in the market?
Currently in my jeans pockets I have my wallet, my phone, two lighters, a pen knife, two microfiber cloths for cleaning my glasses, my car keys and five plectrums. I can sit comfortably and still have room for more stuff.
No way I want stuff in my pockets! Way too uncomfortable and I don't want unsightly bulges!
I rely on those bulges!
Is that why men have crap in their pockets then "
No, the reason we have it all in our pockets and don't carry bags is so we can hold hands with, and open doors for ladies! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with pockets?
Women's clothes rarely have decent pockets - got my phone stuffed in my bra today cos zero pockets.
And no one has exploited this gap in the market?
Currently in my jeans pockets I have my wallet, my phone, two lighters, a pen knife, two microfiber cloths for cleaning my glasses, my car keys and five plectrums. I can sit comfortably and still have room for more stuff.
No way I want stuff in my pockets! Way too uncomfortable and I don't want unsightly bulges! Damn right too. Why blemish the obviously perfect derrière that you possess "
Thank you I was more thinking of bulges at the front and considering I wear skinny's no chance of shoving anything in the pockets except for hands  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My fellas the same rolls his eyes and asks if its yet another handbag... But he's the first to ask me to put his wallet, keys etc in the same yet another handbag when we are out and about "
Having one bag is useful, having 20 to choose from is the problem.
I only need 4 things with me when i'm leaving the house- spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch. And i can survive without the watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with pockets?
Women's clothes rarely have decent pockets - got my phone stuffed in my bra today cos zero pockets.
And no one has exploited this gap in the market?
Currently in my jeans pockets I have my wallet, my phone, two lighters, a pen knife, two microfiber cloths for cleaning my glasses, my car keys and five plectrums. I can sit comfortably and still have room for more stuff.
No way I want stuff in my pockets! Way too uncomfortable and I don't want unsightly bulges!
I rely on those bulges!
Is that why men have crap in their pockets then
No, the reason we have it all in our pockets and don't carry bags is so we can hold hands with, and open doors for ladies! "
My handbag sits on my shoulder so that blows that argument |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with pockets?
Women's clothes rarely have decent pockets - got my phone stuffed in my bra today cos zero pockets.
And no one has exploited this gap in the market?
Currently in my jeans pockets I have my wallet, my phone, two lighters, a pen knife, two microfiber cloths for cleaning my glasses, my car keys and five plectrums. I can sit comfortably and still have room for more stuff.
No way I want stuff in my pockets! Way too uncomfortable and I don't want unsightly bulges!
I rely on those bulges!
Is that why men have crap in their pockets then
No, the reason we have it all in our pockets and don't carry bags is so we can hold hands with, and open doors for ladies!
My handbag sits on my shoulder so that blows that argument "
Damn you for being sensible!... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tis the same reason women do not understand us men's need for shiny fast moving things."
I do. but then I only buy a new handbag because the old one is broken. |
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"What's wrong with pockets?
Women's clothes rarely have decent pockets - got my phone stuffed in my bra today cos zero pockets.
And no one has exploited this gap in the market?
Currently in my jeans pockets I have my wallet, my phone, two lighters, a pen knife, two microfiber cloths for cleaning my glasses, my car keys and five plectrums. I can sit comfortably and still have room for more stuff.
No way I want stuff in my pockets! Way too uncomfortable and I don't want unsightly bulges!
I rely on those bulges!
Is that why men have crap in their pockets then
No, the reason we have it all in our pockets and don't carry bags is so we can hold hands with, and open doors for ladies!
My handbag sits on my shoulder so that blows that argument
Damn you for being sensible!... "
your fault for trying to be logical about not needing handbags lol |
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"Did it work afterwards?"
Briefly, then went a bit odd, been back in the rice for two weeks while I've been away. I'll give it a try this weekend cos i really don't like the phone im using instead. |
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