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If you volunteered in a polling station what would be the funniest thing to say to people just

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By *usman 199 OP Man 34 weeks ago

Stockport

before they vote . Morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago

“This will make the things better”

Not funny, yet utterly laughable.

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By *ansoffateMan 34 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

The woman said to fold it twice so it fits better. I said are you sure, you guys have to count them.

She said: I didn't think about that and laughed.

Doing my bit for democracy.

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By *till gameMan 34 weeks ago

Oldham

Use booth 3 , free bj in that one

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By *WINGStars23Couple 34 weeks ago

Northwest UK

Watching people as the write the X In the box of choice and just making Sshwwwww sound, and a grimace when they look at you.

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By *r X46Man 34 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Use booth 3 , free bj in that one "

There would be a long queue by booth 3 and people would try to vote twice

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By *icolerobbieCouple 34 weeks ago

walsall

Booths 3&5 are the ones with the glory holes.

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By *arymore1Man 34 weeks ago

Glasgow

Just mark any two boxes

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By *till gameMan 34 weeks ago

Oldham

"Use booth 3 , free bj in that one

There would be a long queue by booth 3 and people would try to vote twice "

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By *oodmessMan 34 weeks ago

yumsville

Do a funny walk and get a free doughnut

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By *orny PTMan 34 weeks ago

Peterborough

You can't put an 'X' in the box, you have to write the word 'Twitter' instead. ('Twit' will alsosuffice)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Have a nice day.

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By *ripfillMan 34 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I would say …. “It’s all in a good cause m’darlins “

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By *agatoXXXMan 34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"There's a plastic cup and a porn mag in the booth. Just bring your sample here when you're done".

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By *till gameMan 34 weeks ago

Oldham

This is the sperm donor clinic, polling station is next door

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By *till gameMan 34 weeks ago

Oldham

""There's a plastic cup and a porn mag in the booth. Just bring your sample here when you're done".

Just beat me to it

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By *agatoXXXMan 34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

""There's a plastic cup and a porn mag in the booth. Just bring your sample here when you're done".

Just beat me to it

Sick minds think alike!

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By *luebell888Woman 34 weeks ago

Glasgowish

We're only making plans for Nigel.

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By *till gameMan 34 weeks ago

Oldham

""There's a plastic cup and a porn mag in the booth. Just bring your sample here when you're done".

Just beat me to it

Sick minds think alike!

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By *idlandiaMan 34 weeks ago

Birmingham

"This is the sperm donor clinic, polling station is next door

Or.

To the man wanking furiously in the booth.

"Sir this is a polling station, the sperm bank is next door"

Man. "I know"

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By *cLovin2Man 34 weeks ago

Reading

"Use booth 3 , free bj in that one "

But it's from ann widdecombe

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By *cLovin2Man 34 weeks ago

Reading

"This is the sperm donor clinic, polling station is next door

Or.

To the man wanking furiously in the booth.

"Sir this is a polling station, the sperm bank is next door"

Man. "I know""

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By *agatoXXXMan 34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"This is the sperm donor clinic, polling station is next door

Or.

To the man wanking furiously in the booth.

"Sir this is a polling station, the sperm bank is next door"

Man. "I know""

A reform voter, of course...

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By *ensualbicockMan 34 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Crucifixion, good. First line on the left, one cross each ......

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By *cLovin2Man 34 weeks ago

Reading

If you plan on voting Tory please take a u r a cunt leaflet on the way home.

If you are voting labour, please take a u r a self absorbed cunt leaflet.

If voting reform, u r a racist cunt, Jesus it's 2024! u old cunt leaflet.

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By *orny PTMan 34 weeks ago

Peterborough

"We're only making plans for Nigel."

Nice piece of satire.

He'll be in XTC if When the Tories at a pasting today.

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By *orny PTMan 34 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Use booth 3 , free bj in that one "
Mine only had two booths

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By *orny PTMan 34 weeks ago

Peterborough

Don't put an 'X' in the box, put "Twitter" there instead, yes, I've said this elsewhere today.

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By *till gameMan 34 weeks ago

Oldham

"Crucifixion, good. First line on the left, one cross each ......"

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By *till gameMan 34 weeks ago

Oldham

"Use booth 3 , free bj in that one Mine only had two booths

Ah cutbacks already

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By *ot to giggleWoman 34 weeks ago

Coventry

"Use booth 3 , free bj in that one Mine only had two booths

mine had 4

so confusing!!

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By *orny PTMan 34 weeks ago

Peterborough

You can't use the toilets. The Tories are terrified and are hiding in there.

This is are their idea of a safe seat and have barricaded themselves in.

Loo-sers!

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By *radleywigginsMan 34 weeks ago

northwest

‘It doesn’t make any difference you know’

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By *radleywigginsMan 34 weeks ago

northwest

‘We know where you live’

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By *radleywigginsMan 34 weeks ago

northwest

‘Do I know you from Fab’?

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple 34 weeks ago

manchester

"before they vote . Morning everyone

Vote reform for change

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By *orny PTMan 34 weeks ago

Peterborough

Please put your ballot in the box that's pugged into the wall, the one with the sharp rollers in the lid.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 34 weeks ago

North West

"Please put your ballot in the box that's pugged into the wall, the one with the sharp rollers in the lid."

If Banksy did polling station interior design

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By *orny PTMan 34 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Please put your ballot in the box that's pugged into the wall, the one with the sharp rollers in the lid.

If Banksy did polling station interior design

Niice!

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