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If you volunteered in a polling station what would be the funniest thing to say to people just

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By *usman 199 OP Man 4 days ago

Stockport

before they vote . Morning everyone

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By *aiseiMan 4 days ago

Birmingham

“This will make the things better”

Not funny, yet utterly laughable.

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By *ansoffateMan 4 days ago

Sagittarius A

The woman said to fold it twice so it fits better. I said are you sure, you guys have to count them.

She said: I didn't think about that and laughed.

Doing my bit for democracy.

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By *till gameMan 4 days ago

fox hat

Use booth 3 , free bj in that one

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By *WINGStars23Couple 4 days ago

Chorley, & East Lanc's

Watching people as the write the X In the box of choice and just making Sshwwwww sound, and a grimace when they look at you.

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By *r X46Man 4 days ago

Liverpool

"Use booth 3 , free bj in that one "

There would be a long queue by booth 3 and people would try to vote twice

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By *icolerobbieCouple 4 days ago

walsall

Booths 3&5 are the ones with the glory holes.

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By *arymore1Man 4 days ago

Glasgow

Just mark any two boxes

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By *till gameMan 4 days ago

fox hat

"Use booth 3 , free bj in that one

There would be a long queue by booth 3 and people would try to vote twice "

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By *oodmessMan 4 days ago

yumsville

Do a funny walk and get a free doughnut

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By *orny PTMan 4 days ago

Peterborough

You can't put an 'X' in the box, you have to write the word 'Twitter' instead. ('Twit' will alsosuffice)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Have a nice day.

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By *ripfillMan 4 days ago

havant

I would say …. “It’s all in a good cause m’darlins “

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By *agatoXXXMan 4 days ago

2nd door on the right.

"There's a plastic cup and a porn mag in the booth. Just bring your sample here when you're done".

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By *till gameMan 4 days ago

fox hat

This is the sperm donor clinic, polling station is next door

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By *till gameMan 4 days ago

fox hat

""There's a plastic cup and a porn mag in the booth. Just bring your sample here when you're done".

Just beat me to it

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By *agatoXXXMan 4 days ago

2nd door on the right.

""There's a plastic cup and a porn mag in the booth. Just bring your sample here when you're done".

Just beat me to it

Sick minds think alike!

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By *luebell888Woman 4 days ago

Glasgowish

We're only making plans for Nigel.

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By *till gameMan 4 days ago

fox hat

""There's a plastic cup and a porn mag in the booth. Just bring your sample here when you're done".

Just beat me to it

Sick minds think alike!

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By *idlandiaMan 4 days ago

Birmingham

"This is the sperm donor clinic, polling station is next door

Or.

To the man wanking furiously in the booth.

"Sir this is a polling station, the sperm bank is next door"

Man. "I know"

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By *cLovin2Man 4 days ago

Reading

"Use booth 3 , free bj in that one "

But it's from ann widdecombe

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By *cLovin2Man 4 days ago

Reading

"This is the sperm donor clinic, polling station is next door

Or.

To the man wanking furiously in the booth.

"Sir this is a polling station, the sperm bank is next door"

Man. "I know""

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By *agatoXXXMan 4 days ago

2nd door on the right.

"This is the sperm donor clinic, polling station is next door

Or.

To the man wanking furiously in the booth.

"Sir this is a polling station, the sperm bank is next door"

Man. "I know""

A reform voter, of course...

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By *ensualbicockMan 4 days ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Crucifixion, good. First line on the left, one cross each ......

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By *cLovin2Man 4 days ago

Reading

If you plan on voting Tory please take a u r a cunt leaflet on the way home.

If you are voting labour, please take a u r a self absorbed cunt leaflet.

If voting reform, u r a racist cunt, Jesus it's 2024! u old cunt leaflet.

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By *orny PTMan 4 days ago

Peterborough

"We're only making plans for Nigel."

Nice piece of satire.

He'll be in XTC if When the Tories at a pasting today.

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By *orny PTMan 4 days ago

Peterborough

"Use booth 3 , free bj in that one "
Mine only had two booths

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By *orny PTMan 4 days ago

Peterborough

Don't put an 'X' in the box, put "Twitter" there instead, yes, I've said this elsewhere today.

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By *till gameMan 4 days ago

fox hat

"Crucifixion, good. First line on the left, one cross each ......"

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By *till gameMan 4 days ago

fox hat

"Use booth 3 , free bj in that one Mine only had two booths

Ah cutbacks already

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By *ot to giggleWoman 4 days ago

Coventry

"Use booth 3 , free bj in that one Mine only had two booths

mine had 4

so confusing!!

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By *orny PTMan 4 days ago

Peterborough

You can't use the toilets. The Tories are terrified and are hiding in there.

This is are their idea of a safe seat and have barricaded themselves in.

Loo-sers!

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By *radleywigginsMan 4 days ago

northwest

‘It doesn’t make any difference you know’

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By *radleywigginsMan 4 days ago

northwest

‘We know where you live’

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By *radleywigginsMan 4 days ago

northwest

‘Do I know you from Fab’?

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple 4 days ago

manchester

"before they vote . Morning everyone

Vote reform for change

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By *orny PTMan 4 days ago

Peterborough

Please put your ballot in the box that's pugged into the wall, the one with the sharp rollers in the lid.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 4 days ago

North West

"Please put your ballot in the box that's pugged into the wall, the one with the sharp rollers in the lid."

If Banksy did polling station interior design

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By *orny PTMan 4 days ago

Peterborough

"Please put your ballot in the box that's pugged into the wall, the one with the sharp rollers in the lid.

If Banksy did polling station interior design

Niice!

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