I'd hit that fast forward button so hard it would go back in time as i spin forward a few weeks, to a mystical time when I've finished recovering from an operation! Ha!

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By *r John WickMan 4 days ago

The Continental

I’ll just go forward a week. To get past the next few days of political commentary that infects everything.

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By *he love cats OP Couple 4 days ago

South Wales

"that can control time, you can rewind, fast forward, pause etc.

What would you use it for right now.

Measuring my dick."

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By *cLovin2Man 4 days ago

Reading

Rewind time back to when Jennifer Lopez wasn't famous just starting out and go chat her up.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 4 days ago

Around the Midlands

"that can control time, you can rewind, fast forward, pause etc.

What would you use it for right now."

Are you saying the on-demand button doesn't work??? Well that's annoying

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By *he love cats OP Couple 4 days ago

South Wales

"that can control time, you can rewind, fast forward, pause etc.

What would you use it for right now.

Are you saying the on-demand button doesn't work??? Well that's annoying

Any button you want.

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By *ot to giggleWoman 4 days ago

Coventry

"that can control time, you can rewind, fast forward, pause etc.

What would you use it for right now.

Use it to control all of humanity and force them to worship me as a God emperor

muhhahahaha.

Sorry probaboy didn't get enough of my beauty sleep

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