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I know it's not possible to "wallow" in a shower (more's the pity...there is nothing like a good wallow in the bath, is there?), but how long is an average shower for you ?
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Are you a quick "in and out" operative, a super long "soaker" or somewhere in-between ?
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My average is 30 mins. 20 mins in a rush, 40 mins if I'm feeling particularly lethargic. I've no idea how long Mrs DS takes, nor do I stopwatch her.
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"10 mins at the most
This!!
Can’t see what takes so long???"
Oh there is so much that can extend a shower duration.
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You've got to make sure all the assorted bottles of unguents are suitably full and top up any that are not.
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The correct cleaning items are where they are supposed to be. (You know a professional kitchen has different coloured cloths for certain applications ? Some folks might adopt a similar approach to a face cloth, body cloth, and er, other cloth(s).
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Then there is setting the controls.
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Getting things to the right temperature. That includes all nozzles. Forget to do them and whilst you've done the monsoon head and the shower head, if you forget the body nozzles you'll know when freezing water comes out quick enough you forgot to check them !
Pre-flight checks I guess.
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All part of "The Ritual".
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Because for some, a cleansing is more than just a physical activity. It can be a deeply spiritual one as well. It can be a "transitionary" experience. A "re-framing" and "resetting" of your mental well-being.
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A "soothing" of your very being.
And as the first droplets begin to cascade down, "The Ritual" begins.
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So yeah, 10 mins is barely enough time for some |
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"Bigger question is- who showers and doesn't wash some parts? No peeing in the shower, and do you poo before or afterwards?!"
I'm glad you asked this, I was going to ask this very question this morning!
Rubik always poos before but I can't just poo on demand! |
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"Bigger question is- who showers and doesn't wash some parts? No peeing in the shower, and do you poo before or afterwards?!"
Everywhere is washed multiple times. Slowly.
Always poo and pee first before getting in. |
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"If I was in the shower for 30 minutes I would be in a lot of pain and discomfort for hours after. I shower every day and it 5 mins tops
I envy people that can have baths and long showers.
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By *heBelladonnaWoman 2 days ago
Somewhere Out There In The World |
When I’m washing my hair, nearly an hour.
Every day type of shower 25-30 minutes.
The extended special shower, one hour.
I only shave my legs and no where else on my body, so this is purely just showering or the combination of showering and washing my hair as I only spend about two minutes shaving my legs. |
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By *eliWoman 2 days ago
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About thirty generally.
If I'm having an everything shower? A good hour or so, including dealing with the mane. I always make sure I have a very cold drink ready for after as I feel exhausted.  |
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Genuine question those that are in the shower for over 15 mins, if you aren't shaving, just washing your hair and your body, what are you doing in there for so long? Every day? I always wonder how other people shower and bath, I guess I'm just not a relaxer and use it as a vessel to get myself clean and once that's done I'm out |
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"Genuine question those that are in the shower for over 15 mins, if you aren't shaving, just washing your hair and your body, what are you doing in there for so long? Every day? I always wonder how other people shower and bath, I guess I'm just not a relaxer and use it as a vessel to get myself clean and once that's done I'm out"
Me too. The thought of lying in a bath for ages sounds like an absolute nightmare for me. Can’t even remember the last time I had a bath, probably years! Doesn’t appeal to me at all. I get in the shower, do what I need to do then straight out. |
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"I know it's not possible to "wallow" in a shower (more's the pity...there is nothing like a good wallow in the bath, is there?), but how long is an average shower for you ?
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Are you a quick "in and out" operative, a super long "soaker" or somewhere in-between ?
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My average is 30 mins. 20 mins in a rush, 40 mins if I'm feeling particularly lethargic. I've no idea how long Mrs DS takes, nor do I stopwatch her.
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As usual, please try and keep the answers "clean" "
Enjoy a long shower-useful thinking and dreaming time. |
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"If I was in the shower for 30 minutes I would be in a lot of pain and discomfort for hours after. I shower every day and it 5 mins tops
I envy people that can have baths and long showers.
Thanks it runs in the family being allergic to chlorine. Technically it's a chemical burn so antihistamines don't work. X
I am so sorry to hear that and it sounds most horrible and aggravating for you "
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4 minutes. I have a timer the water company sent us. I wash my hair and body and get out.
I also moan at my husband about the gas bill when he has his 20 minute showers. It's what keeps the marriage going |
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By *ornyguyMan 2 days ago
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I love a long shower, 10 minutes is me probably rushing. I just like the feeling of the hot water on me.
I was often getting told off by parents when I lived at home due taking too long and steaming the bathroom up. |
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What a fascinating peek in to the lives of one's fellow humans and their showering peccadilloes !
I saw a few posts about baths, which are the epitome of luxuriant-time sinkers, are they not ?
I think my record in a bath was 4 hours. That was a lot of topping up to stave off the chill, but it was glorious. Transcendental even. And that has just given me idea for another forum post |
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My husband is always in there for 30/45 mins at a time. He literally stands there under the water and does nothing other than listening to music 
I'm normally in and out in 10mins flat that's washing my hair and everything |
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"5 mins or less when just doing a normal shower, 10 mins if washing my hair and maybe 15 mins if an everything shower but that's pushing it, I'm in an out as quick as absolutely necessary!"
Same here |
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"30 mins
Jeeze... Maybe 12 tops if I'm washing my hair and shaving legs etc... But probably 4-7 mins tops on a standard non-hair wash day "
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Good grief. Consider your residency at the Åfternoon Teå Soirées well and truly rescinded. These gatherings are for the pristine folk, Míddèrs. |
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"I've never timed myself but I imagine it's between 10-15mins.
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That's more like it, you handsome fellow. Åfternoon Teå for you all the way."
I don't get how you can wash each body part thoroughly in under 10  |
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"I've never timed myself but I imagine it's between 10-15mins.
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That's more like it, you handsome fellow. Åfternoon Teå for you all the way.
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I don't get how you can wash each body part thoroughly in under 10 "
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You simply cannot.
She likes to cut corners in her ablutions. |
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"I've never timed myself but I imagine it's between 10-15mins.
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That's more like it, you handsome fellow. Åfternoon Teå for you all the way.
I don't get how you can wash each body part thoroughly in under 10 "
Oh, it can be done. Even for someone with a large surface area, such as me |
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"I've never timed myself but I imagine it's between 10-15mins.
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That's more like it, you handsome fellow. Åfternoon Teå for you all the way.
I don't get how you can wash each body part thoroughly in under 10 "
I mean 2 pits, one bits, one bum, feet, neck, all over... rinse.. Then face.. Done |
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"I've never timed myself but I imagine it's between 10-15mins.
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That's more like it, you handsome fellow. Åfternoon Teå for you all the way.
I don't get how you can wash each body part thoroughly in under 10
I mean 2 pits, one bits, one bum, feet, neck, all over... rinse.. Then face.. Done "
Erm... Legs? Torso? Arms? Back? |
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"I've never timed myself but I imagine it's between 10-15mins.
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That's more like it, you handsome fellow. Åfternoon Teå for you all the way.
I don't get how you can wash each body part thoroughly in under 10
I mean 2 pits, one bits, one bum, feet, neck, all over... rinse.. Then face.. Done
Erm... Legs? Torso? Arms? Back? "
'"all over" |
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40 mins in a shower…
People criticising people for only being 10 mins…
I can be in the shower 5 mins and no one has ever said ‘jeez you smell’ - I don’t time myself but I don’t fanny around - a shower is meant to save you water, not use more than a bath!
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"40 mins in a shower…
People criticising people for only being 10 mins…
I can be in the shower 5 mins and no one has ever said ‘jeez you smell’ - I don’t time myself but I don’t fanny around - a shower is meant to save you water, not use more than a bath!
K"
You said fanny *sniggers*
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"I've never timed myself but I imagine it's between 10-15mins.
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That's more like it, you handsome fellow. Åfternoon Teå for you all the way.
I don't get how you can wash each body part thoroughly in under 10
I mean 2 pits, one bits, one bum, feet, neck, all over... rinse.. Then face.. Done
Erm... Legs? Torso? Arms? Back?
'"all over" "
I feel like I must be stripping my skin off with how long I take to cover those areas then  |
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"40 mins in a shower…
People criticising people for only being 10 mins…
I can be in the shower 5 mins and no one has ever said ‘jeez you smell’ - I don’t time myself but I don’t fanny around - a shower is meant to save you water, not use more than a bath!
K
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You said fanny *sniggers*
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Behave, you. Show some decorum, KC². |
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