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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

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…..would you put your finger up my arsehole?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 14 weeks ago

Staffordshire

To retrieve my car keys.

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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

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"To retrieve my car keys."

What car do you have?

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By *oubleswing2019Man 14 weeks ago

Colchester


"…..would you put your finger up my arsehole? "

Looking for loose change ?

Trying to search for a lost copy of the Voynich manuscript ?

Because it asked nicely ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

To help you get your head out of it ?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 14 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

To find the scrunchie

Mr

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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

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"…..would you put your finger up my arsehole?

Looking for loose change ?

Trying to search for a lost copy of the Voynich manuscript ?

Because it asked nicely ?"

10p - if YOU ask nicely!

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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

x


"To find the scrunchie

Mr"

Yuk No chance!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 14 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"To retrieve my car keys.

What car do you have? "

I have a ford ranger.

There is a little stormtrooper on the keyring.

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By *ocksareoffMan 14 weeks ago

Out n About

To depress the reset button.

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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

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"To retrieve my car keys.

What car do you have?

I have a ford ranger.

There is a little stormtrooper on the keyring."

Sorry - I’m keeping the car! Or you’ll just have to get me to clench when you want the boot opened!

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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

x


"To depress the reset button. "

You’ll have to rummage!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 14 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Depends what was up there

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By *hunky GentMan 14 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"To retrieve my car keys.

What car do you have?

I have a ford ranger.

There is a little stormtrooper on the keyring."

Oi. Keep me out if this.

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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

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"Depends what was up there"

It’s a bit like that scene from Flash Gordon! Where Peter Duncan has to put his hand in the hole!

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By *agatoXXXMan 14 weeks ago

Mordor


"…..would you put your finger up my arsehole? "

To stop you talking?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 14 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Depends what was up there

It’s a bit like that scene from Flash Gordon! Where Peter Duncan has to put his hand in the hole! "

I was thinking more Austin Powers where he's bent over in the tent and she pulls an umbrella out of his poopipe...

I'm always down for extra storage

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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

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"…..would you put your finger up my arsehole?

To stop you talking?"

It just makes me talk faster, and higher pitched!

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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

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"Depends what was up there

It’s a bit like that scene from Flash Gordon! Where Peter Duncan has to put his hand in the hole!

I was thinking more Austin Powers where he's bent over in the tent and she pulls an umbrella out of his poopipe...

I'm always down for extra storage

"

Feel free to stow away your spare luggage!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 14 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Depends what was up there

It’s a bit like that scene from Flash Gordon! Where Peter Duncan has to put his hand in the hole!

I was thinking more Austin Powers where he's bent over in the tent and she pulls an umbrella out of his poopipe...

I'm always down for extra storage

Feel free to stow away your spare luggage! "

Ooh! A cavity like the middle of Lidls

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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

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"Depends what was up there

It’s a bit like that scene from Flash Gordon! Where Peter Duncan has to put his hand in the hole!

I was thinking more Austin Powers where he's bent over in the tent and she pulls an umbrella out of his poopipe...

I'm always down for extra storage

Feel free to stow away your spare luggage!

Ooh! A cavity like the middle of Lidls "

Spend hours down that aisle!

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By *iss.Bella.Woman 14 weeks ago

North Wales

Sorry it slipped

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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

x


"Sorry it slipped "

Silly slippy sausage fingers!

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By *oubleswing2019Man 14 weeks ago

Colchester


"10p - if YOU ask nicely! "

Of course ! I always ask nicely.

.

Henry Hoover however, is not as polite or gentle, I'm afraid

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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

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"10p - if YOU ask nicely!

Of course ! I always ask nicely.

.

Henry Hoover however, is not as polite or gentle, I'm afraid

"

Pour wine down me for my irrigation!

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By *orny PTMan 14 weeks ago

Peterborough


"To retrieve my car keys.

What car do you have? "

Vauxhall ASSTRA?

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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

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"To retrieve my car keys.

What car do you have?

Vauxhall ASSTRA?"

Can you reverse park it?

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By *oubleswing2019Man 14 weeks ago

Colchester


"Pour wine down me for my irrigation! "

Oh they'll be some whines alright.

You should hear Henry for a start ! Right little wheezer. Sound's like a 60-a-day Marlboro' Man.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman 14 weeks ago

Naughty Lane


"To retrieve my car keys.

What car do you have? "

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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

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"Pour wine down me for my irrigation!

Oh they'll be some whines alright.

You should hear Henry for a start ! Right little wheezer. Sound's like a 60-a-day Marlboro' Man."

I’m not sure about Henry! - I just don’t trust him with that smile on his face and his many long attachments!

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By *quirrel! OP   Man 14 weeks ago

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Night all x Thanks for indulging

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 14 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I'd do if, just for shits n giggles!

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By *agatoXXXMan 14 weeks ago

Mordor


"To retrieve my car keys.

What car do you have? "

How many sets were up there?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 14 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Because I’m a puppeteer

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By *oubleswing2019Man 14 weeks ago

Colchester


"Night all x Thanks for indulging "

NN squire. Henry says, "G'night too".

(I do agree...Henry Hoovers are bit creepy. Like Clowns I suppose)

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 14 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"Because I’m a puppeteer "

Finger puppets! Lol

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By *elvet RopeMan 14 weeks ago

by the big field


"To retrieve my car keys.

What car do you have? "

WTF are you, a tombola?

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By *cotsguyyMan 14 weeks ago

Belfast

I didn't!!

To quote Shaggy "Mr Lover Lover,mmmm"

Hold on! I don't think that was the right song......

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By *agnar73Man 14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Depends what was up there"

And how her fingers touch it

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By *agnar73Man 14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Because I’m a puppeteer "

Sweep’s never been the same.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 14 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'd do if, just for shits n giggles! "

Just don't giggle and shit

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 14 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"I'd do if, just for shits n giggles!

Just don't giggle and shit"

Not without filming it, obviously!!!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 14 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"Because I’m a puppeteer

Sweep’s never been the same."

Is that why he only squeeks? That Matthew was a dirty nastard?!

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