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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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I had the most bizarre conversation this evening.
I stopped at the motorway services for a shower and fell into conversation with another trucker.
When the showers came free, he got into the shower next to mine and carried on talking. To be honest, I really wanted to just get on as I’ve a fair distance to cover over the next two days.
As we came out of the showers he asked me if I wanted to see pictures of his wife naked. Not particularly I didn’t. He hinted he would show them if I showed him pictures of mine.
As I’m not married, obviously I don’t have any. Seeing this as an opportunity to get away, I flippantly said ‘I’ve got pictures of my dog!’
‘Yeah, fair enough’ he said and proceeded to show me naked photos of his wife, then Insisted I showed him a picture of my dog!
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The Mr's reaction to me singing.....
(BTW it was an excellent rendition and the rhyming of this poem is spectacular)
'my friend billy had a ten foot willy,
he showed it to the lady next door,
she thought it was a snake,
so she hit it with a rake,
Now it's only four foot four.
(Bows to the applause of appreciation  )
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By *immyGGMan 29 weeks ago
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"I had the most bizarre conversation this evening.
I stopped at the motorway services for a shower and fell into conversation with another trucker.
When the showers came free, he got into the shower next to mine and carried on talking. To be honest, I really wanted to just get on as I’ve a fair distance to cover over the next two days.
As we came out of the showers he asked me if I wanted to see pictures of his wife naked. Not particularly I didn’t. He hinted he would show them if I showed him pictures of mine.
As I’m not married, obviously I don’t have any. Seeing this as an opportunity to get away, I flippantly said ‘I’ve got pictures of my dog!’
‘Yeah, fair enough’ he said and proceeded to show me naked photos of his wife, then Insisted I showed him a picture of my dog!
What’s made you laugh today?"
You completed the weirdest thing I've ever read. You heard the guy, wrap it up here, we're done! |
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"I had the most bizarre conversation this evening.
I stopped at the motorway services for a shower and fell into conversation with another trucker.
When the showers came free, he got into the shower next to mine and carried on talking. To be honest, I really wanted to just get on as I’ve a fair distance to cover over the next two days.
As we came out of the showers he asked me if I wanted to see pictures of his wife naked. Not particularly I didn’t. He hinted he would show them if I showed him pictures of mine.
As I’m not married, obviously I don’t have any. Seeing this as an opportunity to get away, I flippantly said ‘I’ve got pictures of my dog!’
‘Yeah, fair enough’ he said and proceeded to show me naked photos of his wife, then Insisted I showed him a picture of my dog!
What’s made you laugh today?"
This is truly crazy and made me laugh this evening  |
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