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By *ddie1966 OP Man 34 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
I was told I was pure evil for my answer when asked, so I'll ask it here just for fun.
What item(s) would you remove, from a friend's house, to cause extreme consternation but no damage or extreme cost to your friend.
I answered, the fuses, from their plugs.
Go on... be devious on this one... |
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With their consent as part of a "joke" or without their consent ?
If the latter, then I would not remove anything due to a)lack of consent, and b)they are a friend, so I'd not want to practical joke them or cause distress.
With consent ? That's different.
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I'd tell them 3 things have been removed from their possession. But they have to figure out what.
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After a few hours of them tearing the house to pieces, when they finally ask me what the 3 "removed" things were, I will answer...
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Your patience
Your sanity
Our friendship
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I'll probably then ask for forgiveness, adding "But you *did* consent..." 
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Firstly I'd set their Alexa up to turn the lights on and off randomly and tell random facts during the night at full volume of course
Strip the bed and keep them talking until the early hours, leave and then they find they have to remake the bed but they can't because I've taken all the clean bedding....mwahahahahaha |
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"All the left shoes "
But if they're a left leg amputee, you've just helped them tidy up.
More evil, and to cover all bases would be to take left or right shoes, but definitely take one of each type of shoe they possess. |
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By *ddie1966 OP Man 34 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
Some truly evil answers.
You lot are pure evil and have warped minds.
I love it.
Another one I thought of last night (whilst planning to take over the world) was not so much remove, but alter..... Slightly.
Handles on the doors.....
So instead of pushing down, you have to lift them up instead.
My friend did it to his kitchen door so his dog could no longer get in. Made sense at the time,but a real pain in the long run. |
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