Football

By *uckingFutz OP Man 34 weeks ago

Plymouth

Mind if I could pop round to service your other half while your mind is on the football?? Promise I will leave my pound coin on the mantle piece x

By *eordieJeansCouple 34 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Can you give her an MOT too?

By *ohn.Wick.Man 34 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

She’s frothing at the lips, come and get on it.

I need a quid.

By *emonochromeMan 34 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Can you give her an MOT too?"

Don’t mind a good motting

By *agatoXXXMan 34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Can you give her an MOT too?

Don’t mind a good motting

Better that than a Motson.