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By *r Sprout OP   Man 14 weeks ago

the middle somewhere

A light hearted thread for a Tuesday evening.

If you knew someone would be digging up your remains in a couple of hundred years, what would you put in your coffin?

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By *cotsguyyMan 14 weeks ago

Belfast

Someone else

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 14 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Loads of those pop-up snakes in a can

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By *icecouple561Couple 14 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"Loads of those pop-up snakes in a can"

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 14 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I'd want be turned into a jack in the box...surrounded by exploding party pop-pers

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By *he love catsCouple 14 weeks ago

South Wales

I want a mobile phone with a signal just incase.

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By *ustamanMan 14 weeks ago

weymouth

Bricks - I'm elsewhere

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By *eliWoman 14 weeks ago

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A map with some really pretentious clues that cause a big surge of people looking for absolutely nothing at all.

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By *onkoMan 14 weeks ago

here and there

A bowl full of custard and a plate of fish fingers

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By *he love catsCouple 14 weeks ago

South Wales


"A bowl full of custard and a plate of fish fingers "

Is that what your having for dinner tonight?

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By *onkoMan 14 weeks ago

here and there


"A bowl full of custard and a plate of fish fingers

Is that what your having for dinner tonight?"

Nope fish finger butties with ketchup

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By *eordieJeansCouple 14 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My clone

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple 14 weeks ago

kent

Nothing. I’m going to be stuffed and put on my favourite armchair surrounded by all my books.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 14 weeks ago

Ryde

An audio device rigged to go off during the ceremony.

"LEMME OUT YOU BASTARDS!!!! ENOUGH OF THE EDGAR ALLAN POE SHIT!!!"

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By *ickylouCouple 14 weeks ago

Bi

I want to be cremated but before I die I want to swallow a large bag of popcorn cornels

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS 14 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue


"A light hearted thread for a Tuesday evening.

If you knew someone would be digging up your remains in a couple of hundred years, what would you put in your coffin?"

Why would you assume it'd be a couple of hundred years...and not the next week.. the fresh ones are the best...no one likes a corpse that's rotten..

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By *uff the Boner!Man 14 weeks ago

SWANSEA


"A light hearted thread for a Tuesday evening.

If you knew someone would be digging up your remains in a couple of hundred years, what would you put in your coffin?"

Someone else lol

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By *agatoXXXMan 14 weeks ago

Mordor

Fireworks.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 14 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"A light hearted thread for a Tuesday evening.

If you knew someone would be digging up your remains in a couple of hundred years, what would you put in your coffin?

Why would you assume it'd be a couple of hundred years...and not the next week.. the fresh ones are the best...no one likes a corpse that's rotten.. "

Aye, ok Jimmy Saville!

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman 14 weeks ago

Naughty Lane


"Fireworks."

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 14 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

An extra shoe

B

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

A treasure map

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By *cotsguyyMan 14 weeks ago

Belfast

The Ark of the Covenant

"Shut your eyes, Marion, don't look at it!"

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By *ocksareoffMan 14 weeks ago

Out n About

An air freshener

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By *ot to giggleWoman 14 weeks ago

Coventry

screw top bottle of larger

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

I think lot's of warning signs plastered all over me... 'Biohazard', '...For fuck sake run' (and things like that)... Then some sort trigger/cloud-seeding thing that clouds up the sky to make the land dark - setting also off thunder and lightning and then a massive explosion from (what is left of) my arse of horny-gas making every man and woman within miles intensely cum.

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By *ansoffateMan 14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Getting cremated a coffin seems like a waste.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 14 weeks ago

Reading

All my worldly goods.

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By *ustincider888Man 14 weeks ago

Preston Ish

My ex, and hopefully she's still alive when they nail the lid shut.

BTW, that's a joke.

I still like my ex to a certain degree ...... if I'm cremated

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By *uperted39Man 14 weeks ago

bushey

A few fireworks as I will be cremated, may as well go out with a bang

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By *avexxMan 14 weeks ago

cheshire

alarm clock,,

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By *ddie1966Man 14 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

An extra arm and leg from another cadaver.

That'll confuse the gits from time team..

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Some arrow heads, a couple of battered swords at my feet, a gold amulet and an ornate cup.

Depending on how long it's been when I'm dug up, and what state civilisation is in, they may decide I'm a person of importance, like a great warrior, or a tribal leader.

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By *icknmix500Man 14 weeks ago

South Gloucestershire

Cigs lighter vodka and a cheese sandwich

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