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Why do you think Space Aliens are so keen on anal probing?
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By (user no longer on site) OP 14 weeks ago
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Surely they’ve probed enough abductee’s bottoms by now.
And it’s always hairy arsed hillbillies isn’t it? What’s the fascination with their arses?
Anyway, what other questions have YOU been pondering today, Fabsters?  |
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I’ve been wondering about the correct amount of boiled water to produce the perfect King Pot Noodle.
Just enough to make a thick sauce, or enough to leave a broth to drink at the end of the noodles. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 14 weeks ago
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"Surely they’ve probed enough abductee’s bottoms by now.
And it’s always hairy arsed hillbillies isn’t it? What’s the fascination with their arses?
Anyway, what other questions have YOU been pondering today, Fabsters? "
Tbh, I’m not 100% sure if the hairiness of the abductees arses. They may be man-scaped hillbillies for all I know! |
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"Being a pot noodle connoisseur thick sauce is optimal with water slightly below the recommended line  "
A man of refined taste.
No sauce leftover is the way. 
I’ve discovered today that 175-180ml is the ideal amount to create a thick sauce, but still leave soft noodles. |
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By *aseylee324Couple 14 weeks ago
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"I’m pondering if it continues to rain , should I give noah a call to build me an ark ? "
No, you should just visit the west of Ireland, where you will come to understand that you only thought it rained incessantly in England |
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"Surely they’ve probed enough abductee’s bottoms by now.
And it’s always hairy arsed hillbillies isn’t it? What’s the fascination with their arses?
Anyway, what other questions have YOU been pondering today, Fabsters? "
Well i beleve its cos so many people talk out of it. |
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"I’m pondering if it continues to rain , should I give noah a call to build me an ark ?
No, you should just visit the west of Ireland, where you will come to understand that you only thought it rained incessantly in England"
Ha ha I was born n bred in the west of Scotland so am used to rain |
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"Being a pot noodle connoisseur thick sauce is optimal with water slightly below the recommended line "
Yes, this. But adding a little more water at the end once all the noodles have been eaten to water it down to a drinkable broth. |
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All the ones that claim to have been anally probed by aliens are in fact aliens themselves. They are just fleshy humanoid robots that the little aliens pilot from the control room which is situated in what would be the stomach of regular humans. The anus serves as a handy docking port for their space craft when they do a shift change. As far as the robot is concerned they are a human being and during this shift rotation the robot is shut down but occasionally it can wake so the aliens program the robots to think they were just being probed to keep the wider populace from knowing the truth. |
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"Being a pot noodle connoisseur thick sauce is optimal with water slightly below the recommended line
Yes, this. But adding a little more water at the end once all the noodles have been eaten to water it down to a drinkable broth. "
I dip bread into mine so I need more sauce. |
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There is a great show on the radio called Mystery Hour, where people can phone in with any questions that they have pondering and others phone in with the answer, but they have to already know the answer, they're not allowed to look it up because anyone can do that.
Here's the last shows questions.
- Why when you're rushing home holding in a wee it gets worse the closer you get to the house ?
- What is so alluring about alliteration?
- Is water ever as hard as concrete?
(Is there a height at which jumping into water is like hitting solid ground?)
- When does a boat become a ship?
- Is there a legal limit to how many times you can drive around a roundabout before you become a nuisance ?
- How much energy is used to save an email?
- Why do the white keys on piano have a little lip on the end ?
- Why don't people who suffer hayfever suffer in bed at night ? |
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"There is a great show on the radio called Mystery Hour, where people can phone in with any questions that they have pondering and others phone in with the answer, but they have to already know the answer, they're not allowed to look it up because anyone can do that.
Here's the last shows questions.
- Why when you're rushing home holding in a wee it gets worse the closer you get to the house ?
- What is so alluring about alliteration?
- Is water ever as hard as concrete?
(Is there a height at which jumping into water is like hitting solid ground?)
- When does a boat become a ship?
- Is there a legal limit to how many times you can drive around a roundabout before you become a nuisance ?
- How much energy is used to save an email?
- Why do the white keys on piano have a little lip on the end ?
- Why don't people who suffer hayfever suffer in bed at night ?"
so laughed out loud at this - all my questions on one message  |
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who decided what the sell by date was on fresh produce?
why when you shop on a Monday do all the dates only go to Friday - does everything suddenly all go off on a Friday so you have to go shopping again for the weekend?
Why do lettices need to be in a bag?
Why are smaller banana's more expensive than the bigger ones?
why can i not buy orange and green peppers loose? I can get red or a bag of green or 3 different colours!
how do you grow pipless oranges then if they have no pips?
yep it has been a long day |
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- If your standing on a beach and looking at the horizon, how far away is the horizon?
- Where does 'arm and a leg' come from? If something costs an 'arm and a leg'
- Why, in music, do they start at one and in dancing they start at five ?
"And a one, two, three, four!!" vs "And a five, six, seven, eight!!"
- Can dogs be bilingual?
- What happens to birds when they die of natural causes? Why dont you see lots of dead birds everywhere?
- How important do you have to be to be assassinated rather than murdered?
- Why are insect bites itchier at night?
- If you got every coin and bank note in the world, how much would it come to?
- Why, when planes are guided by electronics and radar etc, are they grounded by fog? They can fly in the dark
- The sun has its own atmosphere held into place by gravity, so does it have its own weather system?
- If all the ships and boats were taken out of the water would the water dip?
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"Surely they’ve probed enough abductee’s bottoms by now.
And it’s always hairy arsed hillbillies isn’t it? What’s the fascination with their arses?
Anyway, what other questions have YOU been pondering today, Fabsters? "
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"Surely they’ve probed enough abductee’s bottoms by now.
And it’s always hairy arsed hillbillies isn’t it? What’s the fascination with their arses?
Anyway, what other questions have YOU been pondering today, Fabsters? "
That's a great question OP.
I reckon that when they arrived here, they could see just how dumb we are as a race and figured they'd go looking for our brain down there.  |
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