Behind the fantasy and enticing pics, what’s the more down to earth reality?
I’ve woken up with a delightful spot on my nose. Plus my latest profile pic of stocking tops in the car was taken as I ate a cheeseburger in the car park of a Burger King 
Hit me with your realness!
Mrs TMN x |
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I was going to welcome July by lying on the decking in the warm summer sun and working my impressive member into a frenzy. But it's just cold and wet...
On the other hand, today is Candida Day. Or something similar. |
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"I was going to welcome July by lying on the decking in the warm summer sun and working my impressive member into a frenzy. But it's just cold and wet...
On the other hand, today is Candida Day. Or something similar."
Is your member cold and wet? |
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By *indergirlWoman 34 weeks ago
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Had an insomnia bout so had about 2 hours sleep....asked my teen who's off on a residential last night and first thing have you got everything to be replied yes.....she's forgot her medication so my pj day is now a mad dash looking like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards to get it to her before she leaves  |
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Ok, my realness. Back ache from being constipated, couldn't find my regular ear buds to sleep in as I can't sleep without them so put smaller ones in (they are basically blue tac like ones) and one got stuck in my ear so had to remove that.
On the plus side I did manage a small shit before I weighed myself and 3lbs off this week, it could be more but I'll take that lol x |
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"good morning and its a 'claim my house back' week this week - teen has returned from Uni over a week ago - could actually be 2 I never see them, they are either out boozing at the latest party or in bed - however, i have no plates left in my kitchen and the clothes pile in the spare room and the box room is touching the ceiling - so I have whipped the duvet off this morning and demanded they get out of bed by 9 and either tidy or go look for a job! 
yea i do know it aint happening right !  "
Eek, good luck! |
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"Our latest pictures were taken yesterday morning after a night of overindulgence… we’d woken up on the floor in a pool of dribble and half eaten kebab meat "
Why didn’t you take pics of that? Bet there’s a niche for it  |
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"Had an insomnia bout so had about 2 hours sleep....asked my teen who's off on a residential last night and first thing have you got everything to be replied yes.....she's forgot her medication so my pj day is now a mad dash looking like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards to get it to her before she leaves "
Ugh, “just leave them to it, they will learn” doesn’t apply when it’s medication, does it? |
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Nope.
I can't of anything
Fuck my life is boring.
The most exiting thing I can think of is that someone posted something about me on a thread last night.
I found it so funny that I added it to my profile text. |
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Cheeseburger is a decent choice in that situation. A whopper is a messy burger and you could end up with a drip incident.
I'm waiting on a blood test then I think I am going Chaiwalla for breakfast. |
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"Ok, my realness. Back ache from being constipated, couldn't find my regular ear buds to sleep in as I can't sleep without them so put smaller ones in (they are basically blue tac like ones) and one got stuck in my ear so had to remove that.
On the plus side I did manage a small shit before I weighed myself and 3lbs off this week, it could be more but I'll take that lol x"
Ohhh constipation is awful, hope it settles soon x |
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"I am currently 75% insect bite and only 25% human man. It’s probably not attractive."
I do sympathise with the insect bite thing I always get covered... it's bloody miserable... take some antihistamine tablets and apply plenty of moisturiser |
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"The realisation I’ve got to watch another terrible England performance on Saturday…"
I spent the first match watching Lucy Charles-Barclay winning Ironman Nice, and the last one watching Nikki Bartlett come second at Ironman Les Sables. I honestly didn't even know there was football on until my sister-in-law posted on Facebook about Spain (she is Spanish). |
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This morning I’ve had a fight with a four year old because the toothpaste was ‘too spicy’. I feel like my head has been hit with a bell from a church tower and I’m on the verge of gauging out my eyes thanks to hay fever. The antihistamine makes me drowsy, just when I need to hit the ground running. There is a washing machine waiting to be emptied and hung out back at the house, and it’s July. Worst month of the year due to the worst anniversary possible coming up in a few weeks and I can already feel myself sinking towards that melancholy funk… ah fuck it Dude, let’s go bowling. |
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"Ok, my realness. Back ache from being constipated, couldn't find my regular ear buds to sleep in as I can't sleep without them so put smaller ones in (they are basically blue tac like ones) and one got stuck in my ear so had to remove that.
On the plus side I did manage a small shit before I weighed myself and 3lbs off this week, it could be more but I'll take that lol x"
... brilliant |
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"Ok, my realness. Back ache from being constipated, couldn't find my regular ear buds to sleep in as I can't sleep without them so put smaller ones in (they are basically blue tac like ones) and one got stuck in my ear so had to remove that.
On the plus side I did manage a small shit before I weighed myself and 3lbs off this week, it could be more but I'll take that lol x
... brilliant "
Well the OP did say to keep it real lol |
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By *eliWoman 34 weeks ago
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Realness?
I've had about three hours sleep. Currently sporting very dark circles, full frizz and yet another bruise because my body decided to KO in the bathroom in the early hours due to pain. So sexy I know.  |
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"Realness?
I've had about three hours sleep. Currently sporting very dark circles, full frizz and yet another bruise because my body decided to KO in the bathroom in the early hours due to pain. So sexy I know. "
 Hope you are ok x |
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Urgh, I'm on day 5 of broken sleep (little one has a chest infection)
Up early for a meeting at nursery so he gets some extra help (he's not speaking) and home to a day of working wishing I was somewhere else.
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