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Tongue and bum - do they go together?
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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Well, if they did the creator would have made them next to one another. Imagine like a built in wet wipe. Hopefully, the creator would have a sense of humour and make that wet wipe tongue without millions of tastebuds…  |
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"Well, if they did the creator would have made them next to one another. Imagine like a built in wet wipe. Hopefully, the creator would have a sense of humour and make that wet wipe tongue without millions of tastebuds… "
Deep. So did the creator give cats this ability because they liked cats, and deprived us humans as punishment, or the other way round?!?
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"Well, if they did the creator would have made them next to one another. Imagine like a built in wet wipe. Hopefully, the creator would have a sense of humour and make that wet wipe tongue without millions of tastebuds…
Deep. So did the creator give cats this ability because they liked cats, and deprived us humans as punishment, or the other way round?!?
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Have you ever felt a cat’s tongue? It’s like sandpaper. I prefer my smooth human tongue. Imagine the sandpaper-like tongue rubbing up and down your guiche and hole too.
I don’t feel punished. Punishment would be if said creator gave us tastebuds on our smooth human tongues designed as built-in wet wipes with active tastebuds.
You mentioned deep. Deep wiping would not be pleasant.
As an aside, I can meow so real-like that cats in the same room come running to see where the other cat is at. Absolutely useless unless someone is trying to lure out a cat from hiding.
Maybe I’m cat-like and human. Meow!  |
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"I used to think so, and now I don't. I won't explain why.
Did you see clinkers ? lick worm eggs ? taste poop ? Get an eyeful of external haemorrhoids bleeding away ?"
Don't make me re-live the trauma, Granny. Show some mercy... |
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"I used to think so, and now I don't. I won't explain why.
Did you see clinkers ? lick worm eggs ? taste poop ? Get an eyeful of external haemorrhoids bleeding away ?
Don't make me re-live the trauma, Granny. Show some mercy..."
Sigh ....... okay
 seeing as it's you. I won't ask  |
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