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By *oody B OP Man 3 days ago
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I once asked for a chip barm in Scotland, and it took me several minutes to explain why I was asking for.
So because it’s his original thing, and I find it hilarious, if anyone calls it a batch……
What should Fab have it listed in the menu if we were catering for the masses. 
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By *elronMan 3 days ago
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Chip butty,chip barm or a docker buttie( half unsliced loaf eat the bread while your waiting in the q fill the loaf with chips pour in the gravy.That was a staple dinner when at school it would kill me now heart attack thinking about it |
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By *oody B OP Man 3 days ago
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"Chip butty,chip barm or a docker buttie( half unsliced loaf eat the bread while your waiting in the q fill the loaf with chips pour in the gravy.That was a staple dinner when at school it would kill me now heart attack thinking about it "
My mouth leaked as I have just salivated reading this….
Hit me up.  |
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By *oody B OP Man 3 days ago
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"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries? "
Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.
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Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered  |
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By *agatoXXXMan 3 days ago
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"I once asked for a chip barm in Scotland, and it took me several minutes to explain why I was asking for.
So because it’s his original thing, and I find it hilarious, if anyone calls it a batch……
What should Fab have it listed in the menu if we were catering for the masses.
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It's a roll and chips. On a crisp mortons roll, preferably. Even better, a well fired mortons roll. |
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By *oody B OP Man 3 days ago
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"Its deffo a chip butty "
It’s deffo not!!!!
If I asked for a chip butty in my mates house, he is simply not getting out a muffin and butterin it. He is getting out to slice pieces of bread. . |
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"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?
Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.
……
Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered "
Ok that helps.
Is the butter slightly salted? |
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By *oody B OP Man 3 days ago
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"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?
Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.
……
Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered
Ok that helps.
Is the butter slightly salted? "
And organic |
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"Its deffo a chip butty
It’s deffo not!!!!
If I asked for a chip butty in my mates house, he is simply not getting out a muffin and butterin it. He is getting out to slice pieces of bread. . "
Exactly!
It's a barm |
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"I had this issue in Manchester after one of the group socials!
"Can I have a chip cob please?"
"Chips and cod?"
"No, sorry. A chip cob"
"A chip what?"
They had no clue what I was on about  "
Cob = stocky type of working horse.
To "have a cob on" = be angry or annoyed
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"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?
Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.
……
Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered
Ok that helps.
Is the butter slightly salted?
And organic "
Ok that helps a lot
The bread muffin. Is it from the end or from the middle so the sides are softer? |
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"I had this issue in Manchester after one of the group socials!
"Can I have a chip cob please?"
"Chips and cod?"
"No, sorry. A chip cob"
"A chip what?"
They had no clue what I was on about "
You got off lightly. I’d have called the police. |
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By *oody B OP Man 3 days ago
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"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?
Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.
……
Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered
Ok that helps.
Is the butter slightly salted?
And organic
Ok that helps a lot
The bread muffin. Is it from the end or from the middle so the sides are softer? "
Now you are being picky…
…it’s a corner one with just the two connection points..  |
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By *oody B OP Man 3 days ago
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"If it's on a roll - chip roll, obviously.
If it's on sliced bread - chip buttie lol
Lx"
Is it the same in Glasgow?
I can’t remember what they called it in Glasgow, but it wasn’t a chip balm.  |
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"I had this issue in Manchester after one of the group socials!
"Can I have a chip cob please?"
"Chips and cod?"
"No, sorry. A chip cob"
"A chip what?"
They had no clue what I was on about
You got off lightly. I’d have called the police. "
I finally asked for a chip butty because I thought that was universal enough and didn't want to lose IQ points saying the wrong word  |
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"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?
Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.
……
Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered
Ok that helps.
Is the butter slightly salted?
And organic
Ok that helps a lot
The bread muffin. Is it from the end or from the middle so the sides are softer?
Now you are being picky…
…it’s a corner one with just the two connection points.. "
Ok that helps.
So what do I call a bakery bought bread muffin from the corner of a dozen oack, with two connection points, organic slightly salted butter, containing deep fried chips?
A chip sandwich.
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"I once asked for a chip barm in Scotland, and it took me several minutes to explain why I was asking for.
So because it’s his original thing, and I find it hilarious, if anyone calls it a batch……
What should Fab have it listed in the menu if we were catering for the masses.
It's a roll and chips. On a crisp mortons roll, preferably. Even better, a well fired mortons roll."
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"If it's on a roll - chip roll, obviously.
If it's on sliced bread - chip buttie lol
Lx
Is it the same in Glasgow?
I can’t remember what they called it in Glasgow, but it wasn’t a chip balm. "
It’s a roll and chips in Glasgow |
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By *oody B OP Man 3 days ago
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"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?
Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.
……
Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered
Ok that helps.
Is the butter slightly salted?
And organic
Ok that helps a lot
The bread muffin. Is it from the end or from the middle so the sides are softer?
Now you are being picky…
…it’s a corner one with just the two connection points..
Ok that helps.
So what do I call a bakery bought bread muffin from the corner of a dozen oack, with two connection points, organic slightly salted butter, containing deep fried chips?
A chip sandwich.
"
Thats now sounds very posh. Would you like a side salad with that, with a vinaigrette?  |
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"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?
Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.
……
Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered
Ok that helps.
Is the butter slightly salted?
And organic
Ok that helps a lot
The bread muffin. Is it from the end or from the middle so the sides are softer?
Now you are being picky…
…it’s a corner one with just the two connection points..
Ok that helps.
So what do I call a bakery bought bread muffin from the corner of a dozen oack, with two connection points, organic slightly salted butter, containing deep fried chips?
A chip sandwich.
Thats now sounds very posh. Would you like a side salad with that, with a vinaigrette? "
Is it a leafy salad to compliment the heavy texture of the bakery bought bread muffin from the corner of a dozen oack, with two connection points, organic slightly salted butter, containing deep fried chips? |
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