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British men bad at oral?
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Likely some are bad. Some are good too. I’d need a large sample size to decide. 
I volunteer as tribute
Join me he massive queue.  "
Ffs, my typos 
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nope were not bad ...were actually good at it well ive been blessed by a great gf / future wife who has took control and taught me how a lady likes ands need oral...?? and am not telling yous lads how
..coz it took me age to master it...mmmm |
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By *arierWoman 34 weeks ago
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I’ve had men before that just tried to use their tongue in the same way as a penis thrusts.
Luckily Allen is Incredible at giving head! 
…. Not suggesting it’s the reason I married him but…… |
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Don't believe everything you read in biased for money newspapers !!
I Tony (1000% British) have had no complaints, quite the opposite actually and noted by others in many of our past verifications  |
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Not wishing to blow my own trumpet too much (thats an entirely different kink  ) i can remember at least two instances of leaving the recipient unable to walk for five minutes and one regular meet who used to go in to some sort of trance/pass out...which freaked me out the first time as her eyes literally rolled back in her head and was even odder when the body convulsions started. Turns out she was hyper orgasmic and i was rather good at finding that exact spot/rhythm to trigger it.
Also helps that its one of my favourite things to indulge in |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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It's incredibly rare I find a man actually good at oral, they either assume we're all the same and don't pay attention, think they are gods gift with their tongue and leave me de-sensitised.
Or I get the men who tell me how much I will love their oral skills.. 9/10 end up not, I'm always honest about it but it's a quick way to get my head bitten off.
I cum through penetration above all else so I may be wired a bit different lol |
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"Are British men reluctant and bad at oral?
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/jun/29/i-spent-months-interviewing-people-about-their-sex-lives-this-is-what-i-learned"
The woman who gushed in my mouth on Friday night from my oral ‘service’ would I hope, disagree entirely….. |
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"It's incredibly rare I find a man actually good at oral, they either assume we're all the same and don't pay attention, think they are gods gift with their tongue and leave me de-sensitised.
Or I get the men who tell me how much I will love their oral skills.. 9/10 end up not, I'm always honest about it but it's a quick way to get my head bitten off.
I cum through penetration above all else so I may be wired a bit different lol "
You sound very similar to myself, and the way I rarely cum from receiving a blowjob, even though the majority of women I have met, have said “I’ve never had any complaints”……. I think I’m only wired to cum through penetration too  |
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"Are British men reluctant and bad at oral?
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/jun/29/i-spent-months-interviewing-people-about-their-sex-lives-this-is-what-i-learned"
No reluctance here... |
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This sounds like it needs to be tested out on a panel of 100 women!
Its ok guys, dont worry, i will vokunteer myself and take on the repsonsibilty of redeeming us british men,,,, i know, i know some of you are as courageous to volunteer also, but i wouldnt feel happy with myself, some of you have families.
It is a sacrifice i am willing to make  |
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"I find it slightly amusing when people say "I've never had any complaints". Very few would have the nerve to tell someone they were bad at sex!"
I know right, I wouldn't tell someone they were awful I'd try switch it up if guiding them didn't work.
Just because you have no complaints doesn't mean it's good
Imagine during oral "dude you're shit get out of there" wouldn't go down well would it. |
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"I find it slightly amusing when people say "I've never had any complaints". Very few would have the nerve to tell someone they were bad at sex!
I know right, I wouldn't tell someone they were awful I'd try switch it up if guiding them didn't work.
Just because you have no complaints doesn't mean it's good
Imagine during oral "dude you're shit get out of there" wouldn't go down well would it."
See my veris then seeing as that was aimed at me! |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"It's incredibly rare I find a man actually good at oral, they either assume we're all the same and don't pay attention, think they are gods gift with their tongue and leave me de-sensitised.
Or I get the men who tell me how much I will love their oral skills.. 9/10 end up not, I'm always honest about it but it's a quick way to get my head bitten off.
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Every person saying they are very good at something sexual and proclaiming how much I’d love it, have been underwhelming in my experience. That’s why I say I suck at everything sexually. Mind blowing and brilliant  |
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"It's incredibly rare I find a man actually good at oral, they either assume we're all the same and don't pay attention, think they are gods gift with their tongue and leave me de-sensitised.
Or I get the men who tell me how much I will love their oral skills.. 9/10 end up not, I'm always honest about it but it's a quick way to get my head bitten off.
I cum through penetration above all else so I may be wired a bit different lol "
Shame your cut off is 45, i've even let you keep those fluffy boots on to keep my shoulders warm |
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"If a guy doing oral on me wasn't hitting the spot then he would be told. Sex is (or should be) a 2 way street. I don't get these people who pussy foot around  "
I would absolutely welcome this. All women are different, and no-one knows what causes them pleasure better than they do themselves. When a woman tells me how to cause her pleasure, I always listen. Some guys have an ego problem with this I think, which I find baffling. |
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"I find it slightly amusing when people say "I've never had any complaints". Very few would have the nerve to tell someone they were bad at sex!
I know right, I wouldn't tell someone they were awful I'd try switch it up if guiding them didn't work.
Just because you have no complaints doesn't mean it's good
Imagine during oral "dude you're shit get out of there" wouldn't go down well would it.
See my veris then seeing as that was aimed at me!"
Aimed at you? I've zero idea who you are?! |
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I wonder how many of the "I've never had any complaints" brigade regularly get different women telling them they're good without any prompting? If this doesn't happen then you probably aren't as good as you think you are.
For parity reasons I'll say this also applies to women who say they never get any complaints about their blow jobs. |
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"I'd like to know how many men give oral; how often and to whom.
I’ve licked the pussy of nearly every woman I’ve fucked; only two said it’s something they don’t enjoy, and asked me not to "
I'm curious, of the remainder what percentage do you think have said, without prompting from you, how good you were? |
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"I don’t lick or eat pussy often 
But when I do: I eat that kitty with the enthusiasm of a grizzly bear munching down on a lost hiker hahaha "
Can you tell us why you don't do it often, and who gets the pleasure? |
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"I don’t lick or eat pussy often
But when I do: I eat that kitty with the enthusiasm of a grizzly bear munching down on a lost hiker hahaha
Can you tell us why you don't do it often, and who gets the pleasure?"
I don't mean names. |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Nah I'm da bomb at licking cunt, I lick like a demented Walrus....bound to hit something
Mr"
Rather than drilling through ice do you drill through cunts with those tusks given your walrus-like skills? |
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"Nah I'm da bomb at licking cunt, I lick like a demented Walrus....bound to hit something
Mr
Rather than drilling through ice do you drill through cunts with those tusks given your walrus-like skills? "
No they get preened before hand Bella, im no heathen |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Nah I'm da bomb at licking cunt, I lick like a demented Walrus....bound to hit something
Mr
Rather than drilling through ice do you drill through cunts with those tusks given your walrus-like skills?
No they get preened before hand Bella, im no heathen "
Too bad, I was finally going to fall for your flirting if you’d promise to tear my cunt apart during cunnilingus.
Forget it now. I’ve gone off you again. |
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By *rispyDuckMan 34 weeks ago
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"I don’t lick or eat pussy often
But when I do: I eat that kitty with the enthusiasm of a grizzly bear munching down on a lost hiker hahaha
Can you tell us why you don't do it often, and who gets the pleasure?
I don't mean names."
It just happens I suppose just depends how attracted to the person I can & how much they turned me on lol if they are good at flirting and dirty talk get me all worked up that I wanna rip their knickers off with my teeth then yes their kitty is being devoured that’s for sure lol
Hard to put into words  |
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"Nah I'm da bomb at licking cunt, I lick like a demented Walrus....bound to hit something
Mr
Rather than drilling through ice do you drill through cunts with those tusks given your walrus-like skills?
No they get preened before hand Bella, im no heathen
Too bad, I was finally going to fall for your flirting if you’d promise to tear my cunt apart during cunnilingus.
Forget it now. I’ve gone off you again. "
Don't worry it'll swing back around, give it time
Mr |
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"I'd like to know how many men give oral; how often and to whom.
I’ve licked the pussy of nearly every woman I’ve fucked; only two said it’s something they don’t enjoy, and asked me not to
I'm curious, of the remainder what percentage do you think have said, without prompting from you, how good you were?"
That’s not a figure I’ve actively made a note of, but many women have said how much they’ve enjoyed being brought off by my tongue, for their first time, as other guys/husbands never would do that for them…..? |
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"I'd like to know how many men give oral; how often and to whom.
I’ve licked the pussy of nearly every woman I’ve fucked; only two said it’s something they don’t enjoy, and asked me not to
I'm curious, of the remainder what percentage do you think have said, without prompting from you, how good you were?
That’s not a figure I’ve actively made a note of, but many women have said how much they’ve enjoyed being brought off by my tongue, for their first time, as other guys/husbands never would do that for them…..?"
That's fair enough. It's official |
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I confess giving oral is not my favourite thing to do, I thought I was average at it. Recently a woman told me that I gave her the best oral she's had. So it was a nice surprise. She's had it from other men but apparently I take my time and am attentive to her needs |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Are British men reluctant and bad at oral?"
Oral hygiene is very important. Britain falls within the top ten countries with best dental health - so guessing that British men are not to bad at oral hygiene  |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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I started my experiment to determine the merits of this statement.
So far, on this second day of July, I have amassed data from more than one source.
I am hopeful I will have an abundance of data across a varied sample size of men of British heritage only.
I shall report my scientific findings on 1st August. I’m doing to for science. Only for science. |
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"I started my experiment to determine the merits of this statement.
So far, on this second day of July, I have amassed data from more than one source.
I am hopeful I will have an abundance of data across a varied sample size of men of British heritage only.
I shall report my scientific findings on 1st August. I’m doing to for science. Only for science. "
Twice in two days? Lucky lady! |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"I started my experiment to determine the merits of this statement.
So far, on this second day of July, I have amassed data from more than one source.
I am hopeful I will have an abundance of data across a varied sample size of men of British heritage only.
I shall report my scientific findings on 1st August. I’m doing to for science. Only for science.
Twice in two days? Lucky lady! "
I take science very seriously. |
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"I started my experiment to determine the merits of this statement.
So far, on this second day of July, I have amassed data from more than one source.
I am hopeful I will have an abundance of data across a varied sample size of men of British heritage only.
I shall report my scientific findings on 1st August. I’m doing to for science. Only for science.
Twice in two days? Lucky lady!
I take science very seriously. "
Bella let me take part in your experiment, I'll probably cock up the results like everything else in life |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"I started my experiment to determine the merits of this statement.
So far, on this second day of July, I have amassed data from more than one source.
I am hopeful I will have an abundance of data across a varied sample size of men of British heritage only.
I shall report my scientific findings on 1st August. I’m doing to for science. Only for science.
Twice in two days? Lucky lady!
I take science very seriously.
Bella let me take part in your experiment, I'll probably cock up the results like everything else in life "
So sorry, my participant quota has been met. All the best cocking up other things. |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Well, a man is only as good as the tool he’s been given……
A bad workman always blames his tools"
I always seem to borrow someone else’s. … I want my own to hone my skills |
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"I started my experiment to determine the merits of this statement.
So far, on this second day of July, I have amassed data from more than one source.
I am hopeful I will have an abundance of data across a varied sample size of men of British heritage only.
I shall report my scientific findings on 1st August. I’m doing to for science. Only for science.
Twice in two days? Lucky lady!
I take science very seriously.
Bella let me take part in your experiment, I'll probably cock up the results like everything else in life
So sorry, my participant quota has been met. All the best cocking up other things. "
Darn it, even that I had to cock up.
The wrong kind of cock up too |
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