Anyone ever been giving or taking as good as you get then slipped out and re-entered the wrong hole? How did you/they take it? I did with my missus, luckily I was well lubed up, she wasn't happy as I know it was quite painful, although i think that's what changed her mind to try properly later down the line! Maybe a pain/pleasure experience? |
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Not sure how it was 'accidental' ?
4 weeks ago according to the green arrow, your first time anal with your missus took some negotiating entry, as there was resistance, and it took time and patience to enter ? |
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There have been times when I've been happily excited and well lubricated and it has slipped in accidentally in the more vigorous throes.
There's been times when it's obvious they're trying to 'whoops' it in there without prior discussion of the subject. Which is really fucking stupid when I'm generally a fan of anal and they just need to be honest about it if they wanna fuck my arse. And usually results in me calling it a night early  |
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"There have been times when I've been happily excited and well lubricated and it has slipped in accidentally in the more vigorous throes.
There's been times when it's obvious they're trying to 'whoops' it in there without prior discussion of the subject. Which is really fucking stupid when I'm generally a fan of anal and they just need to be honest about it if they wanna fuck my arse. And usually results in me calling it a night early "
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There’s been times I’ve done the accidental-on-purpose anal where I grab it and deliberately put it at the entrance of the “wrong” hole. When I have, I go on a ride. The ride of their life usually.  |
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"There’s been times I’ve done the accidental-on-purpose anal where I grab it and deliberately put it at the entrance of the “wrong” hole. When I have, I go on a ride. The ride of their life usually. "
You sound like the ride of someone’s life |
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"Any guy who tried it with me would... regret it.
I don't believe that any man I've ever been with is capable of that level of clumsiness or carelessness.
But it was a accident innit. "
mmm. I'm sure. "accident" but I'm supposed to like it. |
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"Any guy who tried it with me would... regret it.
I don't believe that any man I've ever been with is capable of that level of clumsiness or carelessness.
But it was a accident innit.
mmm. I'm sure. "accident" but I'm supposed to like it."
That’s the spirit |
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Surely someone would have to be pretty clueless or indifferent to their partner, to make such a huge mistake. It could be a matter of not having consent and the ramifications of being on the sex offenders register |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"There’s been times I’ve done the accidental-on-purpose anal where I grab it and deliberately put it at the entrance of the “wrong” hole. When I have, I go on a ride. The ride of their life usually.
Be gentle with me. I'm shy. 
Good thing I know CPR. 
The kiss of my life hey? 
If it brings you back to life after the ride of your life
You smooth talker.
When are we meeting? "
Oh, I’ll need to buy blue underwear first. I’ll get back to you. |
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"There’s been times I’ve done the accidental-on-purpose anal where I grab it and deliberately put it at the entrance of the “wrong” hole. When I have, I go on a ride. The ride of their life usually.
Be gentle with me. I'm shy.
Good thing I know CPR.
The kiss of my life hey?
If it brings you back to life after the ride of your life
You smooth talker.
When are we meeting?
Oh, I’ll need to buy blue underwear first. I’ll get back to you. "
I'll deliver it in person. |
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"Any guy who tried it with me would... regret it.
I don't believe that any man I've ever been with is capable of that level of clumsiness or carelessness.
But it was a accident innit.
mmm. I'm sure. "accident" but I'm supposed to like it.
That’s the spirit "
Supposed to. We know that isn't how that goes in practice.
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"This is one of the stupidest things I ever heard it can’t possibly happen by accident can it?"
The only time I've heard of it is "oh I'm sure she'll like it, I won't talk to her, I'll just surprise her... oh oh oh you hate it it was an accident I swear! Don't overreact, you can't be in pain, that hurts my feelings!"
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When I was in my early twenties and with my then girlfriend we woke up the morning after some pretty d*unken sex and she told me that she was sore because we'd done anal. I was a bit upset upset because I had no idea and had no memory of it and had always wanted to try anal.
I still think about it. |
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Many many moons ago my flat mate started screaming as he had tried to go in by accident and ended up snapping his banjo.
That was not a fun ride to the hospital for him as his girlfriend at the time was determined to hit every speed bump according to him |
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