Post your unwanted items here and what you’re looking for - let’s see if we can get matched. If you see something on offer you like - offer a swap!!
I have an M&S Insulated bag for life - and i’m looking for a blowjob… finished on your tits… ?? Anyone?  |
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I have a beautiful Huawei watch band in pink and gold, it has great features of tracking your exercise, monitoring your sleep, heart rate, stress and spo2 levels. Works flawlessly via the app. 1 hour charge lasts 14 days... I want to offer it to someone who would appreciate my gift along with letting me get slightly naughty with them x |
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"Post your unwanted items here and what you’re looking for - let’s see if we can get matched. If you see something on offer you like - offer a swap!!
I have an M&S Insulated bag for life - and i’m looking for a blowjob… finished on your tits… ?? Anyone? "
I need one of those bags
If you throw in the petrol to Carlisle, you have a deal
I'll even shave my tits for you  |
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"I got a duplicate order recently so I can offer an electric debobbler and two silicon washing up brushes.
In return - a massage please, my broken body needs something to get me through the week. "
Ill take the silicone washing up brushes….removes from Amazon basket 
I’ll bring the massage oil  |
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A vintage mars bar from 2002, has teeth marks in one end from harry removing it from Doris in the key swap soirée.
Frozen to keep it in pristine condition and still edible
I’ll take a Porsche for this classic |
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"Post your unwanted items here and what you’re looking for - let’s see if we can get matched. If you see something on offer you like - offer a swap!!
I have an M&S Insulated bag for life - and i’m looking for a blowjob… finished on your tits… ?? Anyone?
I need one of those bags
If you throw in the petrol to Carlisle, you have a deal
I'll even shave my tits for you "
Is that you Wendy??  |
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By *agatoXXXMan 4 days ago
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"A vintage mars bar from 2002, has teeth marks in one end from harry removing it from Doris in the key swap soirée.
Frozen to keep it in pristine condition and still edible
I’ll take a Porsche for this classic "
Does it still taste of Doris? This is a deal breaker. |
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"A vintage mars bar from 2002, has teeth marks in one end from harry removing it from Doris in the key swap soirée.
Frozen to keep it in pristine condition and still edible
I’ll take a Porsche for this classic
Does it still taste of Doris? This is a deal breaker."
I’ll let you sniff before you buy |
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"A vintage mars bar from 2002, has teeth marks in one end from harry removing it from Doris in the key swap soirée.
Frozen to keep it in pristine condition and still edible
I’ll take a Porsche for this classic
Does it still taste of Doris? This is a deal breaker.
I’ll let you sniff before you buy "
Ooft was that DP Doris from derby ? |
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"A vintage mars bar from 2002, has teeth marks in one end from harry removing it from Doris in the key swap soirée.
Frozen to keep it in pristine condition and still edible
I’ll take a Porsche for this classic
Does it still taste of Doris? This is a deal breaker.
I’ll let you sniff before you buy
Ooft was that DP Doris from derby ?"
Oh my god!!!
She’s that famous???
My price is now a Ferrari  |
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"I got a duplicate order recently so I can offer an electric debobbler and two silicon washing up brushes.
In return - a massage please, my broken body needs something to get me through the week. "
I will take the debobbler thing as I can't find my one.
I could definitely bring some incense burners and ambient music for massage but please be prepared for one or two of the following.
Me to moan that my thumbs hurt
Me to ask if that's enough (about 2 mins in)
Me to do 1970s chopping massage technique.
Make your ears bleed with shitchat.
Deal?
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"A vintage mars bar from 2002, has teeth marks in one end from harry removing it from Doris in the key swap soirée.
Frozen to keep it in pristine condition and still edible
I’ll take a Porsche for this classic
Does it still taste of Doris? This is a deal breaker.
I’ll let you sniff before you buy
Ooft was that DP Doris from derby ?
Oh my god!!!
She’s that famous???
My price is now a Ferrari "
Am out, she was out of my league back then and I guess so now to. Dam ! |
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"I got a duplicate order recently so I can offer an electric debobbler and two silicon washing up brushes.
In return - a massage please, my broken body needs something to get me through the week.
I will take the debobbler thing as I can't find my one.
I could definitely bring some incense burners and ambient music for massage but please be prepared for one or two of the following.
Me to moan that my thumbs hurt
Me to ask if that's enough (about 2 mins in)
Me to do 1970s chopping massage technique.
Make your ears bleed with shitchat.
Deal?
"
Fuck me but you know how to sell it well. How could I resist?! |
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"I got a duplicate order recently so I can offer an electric debobbler and two silicon washing up brushes.
In return - a massage please, my broken body needs something to get me through the week.
Ill take the silicone washing up brushes….removes from Amazon basket
I’ll bring the massage oil "
Will you moan that your thumbs hurt after 2 minutes?! |
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"I got a duplicate order recently so I can offer an electric debobbler and two silicon washing up brushes.
In return - a massage please, my broken body needs something to get me through the week.
Ill take the silicone washing up brushes….removes from Amazon basket
I’ll bring the massage oil
Will you moan that your thumbs hurt after 2 minutes?! "
Highly unlikely
Maybe after an hour I may require to lubricate them though |
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