Desert island dick

By (user no longer on site) OP 32 weeks ago

Hey you sexy forumites, I’m going to buy myself an island and I’m going to need some company.

I hereby declare that I’m holding auditions for 10 YES 10 lucky people to join me.

So tell me how badly you want to join and what skills you’ll bring to the Modfathers table.

Disclaimer

No person or persons are legally bound to commit sexy stuff.

Island is fictional.

Please comment responsibly

By *ulieAndBeefCouple 32 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Not gonna lie. I was hoping I was going I was going to get to pick 8 dicks, a book and a luxury item.

By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago

"Not gonna lie. I was hoping I was going I was going to get to pick 8 dicks, a book and a luxury item.

I'd settled for 4 dicks and some rum

By *odgerMooreMan 32 weeks ago

Nowhere

"Not gonna lie. I was hoping I was going I was going to get to pick 8 dicks, a book and a luxury item.

I'd settled for 4 dicks and some rum"

I have rum , a dick and can be a dick… triple threat

By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 32 weeks ago

Essex

"Hey you sexy forumites, I’m going to buy myself an island and I’m going to need some company.

I hereby declare that I’m holding auditions for 10 YES 10 lucky people to join me.

So tell me how badly you want to join and what skills you’ll bring to the Modfathers table.

Disclaimer

No person or persons are legally bound to commit sexy stuff.

Island is fictional.

Please comment responsibly

So I have to apply to be stranded on an island with potentially 9 people I don’t like? ….

What do I bring to the table? Erm…. A fucking big knife. If things go ok - I’ll be hunting, cooking & den building.

If not I’ll be…. Hunting, den building and hole digging.

By *ulieAndBeefCouple 32 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Not gonna lie. I was hoping I was going I was going to get to pick 8 dicks, a book and a luxury item.

I'd settled for 4 dicks and some rum"

4 is a good number.