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By *oxes OP Man 35 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

What advice would you give your younger fab self?

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By *allandathleticMan 35 weeks ago

Asgard

Don't take it to seriously. Don't chase. Just put yourself out there.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan 35 weeks ago

St Leonards

Don't finger her bumhole on new bed linen.

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By *allandathleticMan 35 weeks ago

Asgard

"Don't finger her bumhole on new bed linen. "

That's why I save my old bed linen

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By *avexxMan 35 weeks ago

cheshire

keep it fun and be polite

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By *oxes OP Man 35 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

"Don't finger her bumhole on new bed linen.

That's why I save my old bed linen

And use a gush sheet?

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By *a LunaWoman 35 weeks ago

South Wales

Shag more men before your fanny dries up and your clit turns into a shrivelled up broad bean looking thing.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan 35 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Don't finger her bumhole on new bed linen.

That's why I save my old bed linen

And use a gush sheet?"

for both comments

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By *avexxMan 35 weeks ago

cheshire

"Shag more men before your fanny dries up and your clit turns into a shrivelled up broad bean looking thing.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan 35 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Shag more men before your fanny dries up and your clit turns into a shrivelled up broad bean looking thing.

Your expression "klunge bucket" from earlier was evocative of many things, but none of them were dryness

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By *icecouple561Couple 35 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

You and parties aren't s good fit

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Run away!

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By *ittlebirdWoman 35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Fuck more. Think less….

Or something. It was soooo long ago I’ve forgotten

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 35 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Just carry on doing what your already doing

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

In your pics... no cock, more leg and tight skirts.

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By *rispyDuckMan 35 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Plan more meets

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 35 weeks ago

Essex

Raise everything.

Filters

Standards

Opinion

Guard

Oh **almost** everything

LOWER expectations.

Or - just smile, have fun. Attempt to be pleasant & polite - but also do not be afraid to tell the fuckwits to piss off.

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By *avexxMan 35 weeks ago

cheshire

"Raise everything.

Filters

Standards

Opinion

Guard

Oh **almost** everything

LOWER expectations.

Or - just smile, have fun. Attempt to be pleasant & polite - but also do not be afraid to tell the fuckwits to piss off."
... the fuckwits can piss off misty

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By *orthern BeardMan 35 weeks ago

Warwickshire

Raise standards, lower expectations. Patience

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Fuck them all

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 35 weeks ago

Essex

"Raise everything.

Filters

Standards

Opinion

Guard

Oh **almost** everything

LOWER expectations.

Or - just smile, have fun. Attempt to be pleasant & polite - but also do not be afraid to tell the fuckwits to piss off.... the fuckwits can piss off misty"

Now the fuckwits have read that as an open invite to piss me off

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By *hrek101Man 35 weeks ago

Herts

Don't take it seriously, it's not real life.

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By *he love catsCouple 35 weeks ago

South Wales

If it looks a bit green don't eat it.

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By *orbidden eastMan 35 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Just ride the wave and see what happens

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By *orthern BeardMan 35 weeks ago

Warwickshire

"Fuck them all"

I thought about writing this and then I realised I have

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By *illy IdolMan 35 weeks ago

Midlands

Be more cautious of whose buttons you push

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

"Be more cautious of whose buttons you push"

What have you done now

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Be cautious of what someone says they want and the after actions that don’t match up

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 35 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

You know what, it's all worked our rather well. I'd rather not risk a disruption to the time space continuum.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 35 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Spell check your forum posts J! That's my advice to me.

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By *ora the explorerWoman 35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Don’t go to a club you won’t like it.

Apart from that don’t do anything different to what you already have.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 35 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

Pot as many balls as ya can

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By *otSoPoshWoman 35 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Just don't do it!

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By *ora the explorerWoman 35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Just don't do it!"

Which bit

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By *otSoPoshWoman 35 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just don't do it!

Which bit

Probably at least the first half. The more recent years are ok

Hello lovely... Good to see you

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By *lexm87Man 35 weeks ago

Various

"What advice would you give your younger fab self?"

Delete your account, go and read a book and just accept the reality of being surplus to requirements.

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By *ora the explorerWoman 35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Just don't do it!

Which bit

Probably at least the first half. The more recent years are ok

Hello lovely... Good to see you

You too

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 35 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Start earlier

Move to the Midlands

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By *affron40Woman 35 weeks ago

manchester

Trust less, say less, give less.

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By *hawslut_redemptionCouple 35 weeks ago

Minehead

Start when I turned 20

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Learn to be emotionally resilient, emotionally mature, adopt an attitude of learning, be stoic, and be the best version of yourself: always.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Start younger (but then probably wouldn't have been so ready for the scene).

There's no such thing as 'out of someone's league', just not compatible.

Treat everyone with the same respect you'll want your partner treated with.

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By *till gameMan 35 weeks ago

Oldham

Do not browse the new photos section while eating breakfast

You will feel sick , when that wrong un burst on screen

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By *orelloCouple 35 weeks ago

Hitchin

Don't take it seriously, their not your besties. Nothing personal. Treat this as additive. Live in the real world 99% of time this is a bit of fun 1%

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By *assing Fancies xCouple 35 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Don't chase... its only as hard and frustrating as you make it

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Change your name.

Spell check often

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By *iss.BellaWoman 35 weeks ago

Wales

Just don't

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 35 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Make better choices!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 35 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

That person you like? They're not interested don't get your hopes up

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By *hiteWitchXXXWoman 35 weeks ago

North Wales

Should have gone for it with a certain couple before they left

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Try everything and don’t be a young snob

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Move to the south... Or norfolk, it seems to be full of perverts

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Stay away from tennis players. Love means nothing to them.

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By *airybobMan 35 weeks ago

Telford

Don’t trust anyone and don’t take it to seriously

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS 35 weeks ago

peterborough

Leave

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By *B69Woman 35 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Just do it

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By *agatoXXXMan 35 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Find another hobby.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Don’t let him tear your cunt.

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By *avexxMan 35 weeks ago

cheshire

"Don’t let him tear your cunt.

"
,, oh eck

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By *ags73Man 34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Don’t let him tear your cunt.

Unforgettable

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By *ngel-ishWoman 34 weeks ago

Colchester

"Just do it"

100%

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 34 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Don’t eat the complimentary nuts.

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By *parkle1974Woman 34 weeks ago

Leeds

Don't believe anything anyone says, watch their actions instead.

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago

"Don't believe anything anyone says, watch their actions instead."

Damn, but I really am under 50 (just a mistake by Fab admin, honest, you can trust me!)

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By *parkle1974Woman 34 weeks ago

Leeds

"Don't believe anything anyone says, watch their actions instead.

Damn, but I really am under 50 (just a mistake by Fab admin, honest, you can trust me!)

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By *oiluvfunMan 34 weeks ago

Penrith

Forget the club scene as a single guy

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By *rsKOTCTWoman 34 weeks ago

Leeds

Reverse image search.

Socials 1st.

People lie about age often!!

Send that offfft it may lead to great things.

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By *mf123Man 34 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Beware your own success you wont always be a kid in a candy store also when its time its time this place isnt real life keep reminding yourself of that and you wont be as upset when it ends

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By *reggSausageMan 34 weeks ago

derby

Saviour every moment, people are magic, you are worthy, be true to yourself

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By *rispyDuckMan 34 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Take your time savouring the ‘teasing and foreplay’

don’t give her the diddly till her juices are drip down her thighs wet & she’s trembling gagging for it

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By *educing_EmCouple 34 weeks ago

Tipperary