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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple 26 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Type those three words and then your phone predict the next three.

Let’s see what your phone thinks of your penis.

No cheating.

If there’s any actual chicks out there then you can type vagina instead, or just be honest and go with your penis.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple 26 weeks ago

Staffordshire

My penis is a bit smaller.

Well that backfired

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My penis is a bit of a kerfuffle

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By *ather WickmasMan 26 weeks ago

The Continental

My penis is a bit smaller.

We must have the same phone.

The bastard!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My penis is itch kush Levi

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman 26 weeks ago

Travelling

My penis is getting bigger every day.

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By *urry BlokeMan 26 weeks ago

Stalybridge

My penis is a bit of a swinging flat spot

Turns out this exercise is possibly more accurate than I gave it credit for

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 26 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

My vagina is the best.

Thanks phone

J

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple 26 weeks ago

Staffordshire

My vagina is a bit bigger.

Holey shit!

I tried it for Henriette and it said that, I think my phone has been listening to us.

Bastards.

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By *ell GwynnWoman 26 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

My penis is a good time

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

“Is”, isn’t and issues

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By *ather WickmasMan 26 weeks ago

The Continental


"My vagina is the best.

Thanks phone

J"

What was the word after best? Before you start to claim such a thing.

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By *ot to giggleWoman 26 weeks ago

Coventry

my penis is lost!!!!!!!!!

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple 26 weeks ago

Staffordshire


" my penis is lost!!!!!!!!!"

Must be in Henriettes vagina

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By *eliWoman 26 weeks ago

.

My penis is a good idea.

Why yes, yes it is. My phone knows me so well.

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By *ou only live onceMan 26 weeks ago

London

My penis is there anything I...

Hm, philosophical.

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Round the Corner

my penis is a bit of a cunt but it was on the scene

.

.

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By *d3405Man 26 weeks ago

Exeter

My penis is so big I

Well my phone lies! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My penis is a good day love you lots

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My penis is a barbed statement

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By *bi HaiveMan 26 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

My penis is a bit more

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By *eordieJeansCouple 26 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My penis is a bit smaller and my eyes look a bit bigger.

Erm… great.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 26 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"My penis is a good day love you lots "

That might be nicest thing you’ve ever said on the forums.

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By *layfulGentMan 26 weeks ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

My penis is so big I

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By *allandathleticMan 26 weeks ago

Asgard

My penis is my old and....

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By *ascaIMan 26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

My penis is in my hand.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 26 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"My penis is in my hand."

Never ever high five me.

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By *eralt80Man 26 weeks ago

cork

My penis is a bit smaller and my eyes look like this too so I’m gonna have a look around and find a picture to share

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By *9alMan 26 weeks ago

Bridgend

my penis is ready & willing

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My penis is getting a bit bigger than usual and my eyes have gotten worse

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By *edonisthenryMan 26 weeks ago

Cambridge

My penis is a circumcised mushroom head.

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By *ot to giggleWoman 26 weeks ago

Coventry

oooh could we have a penis challenge, best dressed? top hats, bow ties, googlie eyes and everything

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago


"oooh could we have a penis challenge, best dressed? top hats, bow ties, googlie eyes and everything "

Please no googly eyes.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 26 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"oooh could we have a penis challenge, best dressed? top hats, bow ties, googlie eyes and everything "

Mine’s more a high viz and hard hat kinda cock.

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By *rMonkeyMan 26 weeks ago

Somewhere

My penis is not in the way to leave the Pirate Ship

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By *lynJMan 26 weeks ago

Morden

My penis is a bit of a good idea.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 26 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"My vagina is the best.

Thanks phone

J

What was the word after best? Before you start to claim such a thing. "

Right. Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes...

My vagina is the best for you to be honest.

Or as my phone does give options...

My vagina is the best bandwagon.

Also amusing.

J

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My vagina is a good day for you

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By *allandathleticMan 26 weeks ago

Asgard


"My vagina is a good day for you "

*on none humid days*

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By *oastal1968Man 26 weeks ago

London

My penis is..... in your Mum.

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By *oodmessMan 26 weeks ago

yumsville

My penis is a Dr does it or you do it yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My penis has just sneezed

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By *ad NannaWoman 26 weeks ago

East London

My vagina is going through a bit and I'm going through a couple more weeks for a couple more weeks to see what I want a bit more of.

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By *cottish guy 555Man 26 weeks ago

London

My penis is going well and I will do my friend to the social on Monday night as well.

Not exactly 3 but I was curious and couldn't stop.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman 26 weeks ago

Wherever

My vagina is not even open.

Ffs.

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By *ossssMan 26 weeks ago

North East of England

My penis is a bit of a hit and I will be back in the morning

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By *olkiMan 26 weeks ago

somewhere

My penis is going through the roof

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By *olkiMan 26 weeks ago

somewhere


"My vagina is not even open.

Ffs."

Awww

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By *a LunaWoman 26 weeks ago

South Wales

My vagina is a bit of an old lady

My phone is ageist.

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My vagina is a bit of a pain to swallow

Right

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By *wirl02Man 26 weeks ago

Dublin 12

My penis is going down well

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By *illnatMan 26 weeks ago

wherever i need to be

My penis is a bit bigger than my face- well I know that’s untrue but thanks anyway phone.

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By *ulie.your. bottom. slutTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Glasgow

My penis is a bit of a rascal

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 26 weeks ago

St Leonards

My penis is a southerly travelling.

.

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By *r TriomanMan 26 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

My penis is a bit better than the other islanders but it's not too long.

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By *electableicecreamMan 26 weeks ago

The West

My penis is good for a zoom meeting later.

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By *ixed MisterMan 26 weeks ago

London

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By *ixed MisterMan 26 weeks ago

London

My penis is a good team player

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 26 weeks ago

chichester

My penis is feminine

Ha my phone knows I am trans it seems

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By *ascaIMan 26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"My penis is in my hand.

Never ever high five me."

If Pickford wins us the Euros can you make an exception? They’re nice hands!

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My penis is the best thing

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 26 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing a good bit lately so I’m sure she’ll get a little better

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan 26 weeks ago

Rochester, Kent

My penis is itchy.

I don’t like this game

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 26 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing a good bit lately so I’m sure she’ll get a little better

"

I know it’s more than three but i couldn’t stop!

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My penis is the highest qualification

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By *uri00620Woman 26 weeks ago

Croydon

My penis is corkscrew shaped but

(Not sure I'd want to find out the rest)

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By *ad NannaWoman 26 weeks ago

East London


"My vagina is going through a bit and I'm going through a couple more weeks for a couple more weeks to see what I want a bit more of.

"

I forgot to stop at 3

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By *ixed MisterMan 26 weeks ago

London


"My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing a good bit lately so I’m sure she’ll get a little better

I know it’s more than three but i couldn’t stop!"

A bit like that "quick" more play that just feels soo good that you just keep going

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 26 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

My vagina is a bit of…

How mysterious!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago


"My penis is itchy.

I don’t like this game "

You had two more words , you might have recovered some dignity

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago


"My vagina is going through a bit and I'm going through a couple more weeks for a couple more weeks to see what I want a bit more of.

I forgot to stop at 3 "

According to the other thread that's gangbang territory

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By *etropolitainMan 26 weeks ago

Redworth Co Durham

My penis is soft and slimy!!! Oh my

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By *ecky and justCouple 26 weeks ago

Godalming

Here we go then..

My penis is a bit smaller…

Oh..

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By *ing00Man 26 weeks ago

Northants

"My penis is a bit of a big one for you and your mum "

Hahahaha OMFG haha! unreal lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman 26 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

My penis is the most expensive

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By *ananas2013Man 26 weeks ago

wolves

My Penis is Is isn't issues ?

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By *onkeynutWoman 26 weeks ago

somewhere

My penis is getting worse every week

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By *illy IdolMan 26 weeks ago

Midlands

My penis is going to drop off

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 26 weeks ago

Essex

My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my mouth.

Apparently I’m a contortionist.

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By *till gameMan 26 weeks ago

two doors down

My penis is in hand currently

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My penis is closed for renovation

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 26 weeks ago

Reading

My penis is a bit further.

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By *indergirlWoman 26 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

My penis is a dancer

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By *uiet LightMan 26 weeks ago

Drogheda

My penis is a bit better

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By *hunkymunkyMan 26 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

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By *cottishdoggerMan 26 weeks ago

central

My penis is a bit swollen

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By *avexxMan 26 weeks ago

cheshire

my penis is a good looking little chap

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By *ell GwynnWoman 26 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

My vagina is the reason for the referral

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By *emoteoneTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Walsall

My penis is going well thanks

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By *icketToRudeCouple 26 weeks ago

Wellingborough

My vagina is going OK thanks

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By *icketToRudeCouple 26 weeks ago

Wellingborough

My penis is a famous for the day ahead and it's just a little more than a little bit too warm

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton

My vagina is going through a garden and is back from the first week....

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By *icketToRudeCouple 26 weeks ago

Wellingborough


"My vagina is going through a garden and is back from the first week.... "
I wouldn't call Northampton a garden

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 26 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

My penis is going through the week so I'll be back tomorrow morning so should have been there for about a month

Mr

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By *cotsguyyMan 26 weeks ago

Belfast

My penis is a bit of.....

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By *emorefridaCouple 26 weeks ago

La la land

My penis is a bit of a good idea

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 26 weeks ago

North West

My penis is a bit of a bit of a bit of a joke

^^^That's verbatim

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By *rispyDuckMan 26 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

My penis is like a patio table

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 26 weeks ago

chichester


"My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing a good bit lately so I’m sure she’ll get a little better

"

I can help you with your vagina just saying

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By *aughtynottsCouple 26 weeks ago

Outside Nottingham

My penis is a dirty squirter

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By *unter212gazMan 26 weeks ago

Ashton Under Lyne

My penis is a bit late

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 26 weeks ago

chichester


"My penis is a dirty squirter "

Naughty spitter

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By *illhouse555Man 26 weeks ago

Carlisle

My penis is the best grandma

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By *urBucketlistCouple 26 weeks ago

Newcastle hotel Friday

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By *urBucketlistCouple 26 weeks ago

Newcastle hotel Friday

My penis is a bit of a knob

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By *rispyDuckMan 26 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"My vagina is the reason for the referral "

Haha this cracked me up

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By *rsKOTCTWoman 26 weeks ago

Leeds

My vagina is a bit of a good one.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 26 weeks ago

St Leonards

My vagina is the short version.

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By *oneybadger147Man 26 weeks ago

St Neots

My penis is a good thing

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By *andy CanesWoman 26 weeks ago

candy cane lane

My vagina is not feeling it

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 26 weeks ago

St Leonards

My testicles are not necessarily in.

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By *aughtynottsCouple 26 weeks ago

Outside Nottingham


"My penis is a dirty squirter

Naughty spitter "

You gotta give that hawk tuah

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 26 weeks ago

North West

My vagina is a bit of a faff to do it.

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By *IM45Man 26 weeks ago

Doncaster

My penis is still swollen so

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By *lexm87Man 26 weeks ago

Various

(My penis is) not a good idea.

Actual result! My phone is being somewhat judgemental today.

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By *ecret-strangerMan 26 weeks ago

Deeside

My penis is taking the piss!

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By *orthern BeardMan 26 weeks ago

Preston

My penis is so big I can’t even see it anymore

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By *adbod1973Man 26 weeks ago

Aberdeen

My Penis is always hard

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By *usty kayWoman 26 weeks ago

Burnham

My vagina is going through a bit

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple 26 weeks ago

St Neots

My penis is a bit offensive

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My penis is going through a bit and I'm working with a few people

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By *orbidden eastMan 26 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

My penis is so big I

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By *incepiesMan 26 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

My penis is- a bit of a....

not sure what would come next?

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By *orizontal AnticsCouple 26 weeks ago

up north

My vagina is a nightmare lol

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By *aizyWoman 26 weeks ago

west midlands

My vagina is just so proud of you

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By *ife NinjaMan 26 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Redundant verging on retired

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By * D 777Man 26 weeks ago

bathgate

My Penis is a genuine one

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 26 weeks ago

Maidstone

My vagina is a bit more than I expected

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 26 weeks ago

St Leonards

My tits are not in danger.

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By *assysaz40Man 26 weeks ago

chorley

My penis is going to be in my cage hopefully tonight

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My penis is getting better ?????

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple 26 weeks ago

St Neots


"My vagina is just so proud of you"

Your vagina seems slightly patronising haha

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman 26 weeks ago

on the naughty side of the street


"My vagina is a bit more than I expected "

Love it... Bravo

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By *ossageMonkeyCouple 26 weeks ago

rochdale

My vagina birthday present is....

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By *ascaIMan 26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"My vagina is just so proud of you"

n’aww

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My penis is a bit of a mess

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By *antricSeeker60Man 26 weeks ago

Durham

My penis is so pretty I can’t believe it is real.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 26 weeks ago

chichester

My penis is very hard and shiny

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By *emptme1993Man 26 weeks ago

manchester

My penis is a bit smaller

Erm, I think I’m gonna change from an iPhone after that

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By *agneto.Man 26 weeks ago

Bham

My penis is a bit of a cold but I think it was a bit of a cold day

Must have had shrinkage.

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By *ez669Man 26 weeks ago

East Kilbride

My penis is going through a

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My penis is the only thing I have….

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By *parkle1974Woman 26 weeks ago

Leeds

My penis is a bit daft

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By *100Man 26 weeks ago

Essex

My penis is not in my mouth

Don’t know if I did that right lol

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By *hunky GentMan 26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"My penis is a bit daft "

That should be mine.

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By *edonisthenryMan 26 weeks ago

Cambridge


"My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my mouth.

Apparently I’m a contortionist."

Can you lick you your own pussy. Wow!! I've never heard of a woman who could contort her body in such a way. You are the original Indian rubber lady. I once read the disgraced pornstar Ron Jeremy before he went to fat could suck his own dick as he had a short torso and was blessed with 9.5 inches.

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By *ez669Man 26 weeks ago

East Kilbride


"My vagina is just so proud of you"

Why thanks lets go again

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By *hunky n funkyMan 26 weeks ago

Glasgow

My penis is a bit funny

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By *ullsfan77Man 26 weeks ago

Torquay

My penis is a bit bigger

Honest guv-that’s what I got!

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By *aste-the-RainbowCouple 26 weeks ago

Worthing

My penis is a bit of a workout!

Mr

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By *amanthabirdTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Mansfield

My penis is Redundant unfortunately ??

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By *uxom redCouple 26 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

My strap on is serving me well

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