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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap "
You've gone quiet OP. I assume that is cos your inbox is bulging and you are now overwhelmed by those wanton harlots who wish to ravish you  |
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Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap
You've gone quiet OP. I assume that is cos your inbox is bulging and you are now overwhelmed by those wanton harlots who wish to ravish you "
I imagine he has fallen asleep, bless |
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Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap
You've gone quiet OP. I assume that is cos your inbox is bulging and you are now overwhelmed by those wanton harlots who wish to ravish you "
More likely he flaked out into a Stella fuelled coma. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap
You've gone quiet OP. I assume that is cos your inbox is bulging and you are now overwhelmed by those wanton harlots who wish to ravish you
I imagine he has fallen asleep, bless "
Oh yeah of little faith  |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap
You've gone quiet OP. I assume that is cos your inbox is bulging and you are now overwhelmed by those wanton harlots who wish to ravish you
More likely he flaked out into a Stella fuelled coma. "
You clearly do not understand the effect that the words "horny as fuck wanting dick" have on the fairer sex on Fab. The OP has seen a veritable tsunami of messages from women who just live to pleasure him  |
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Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap
You've gone quiet OP. I assume that is cos your inbox is bulging and you are now overwhelmed by those wanton harlots who wish to ravish you
More likely he flaked out into a Stella fuelled coma.
You clearly do not understand the effect that the words "horny as fuck wanting dick" have on the fairer sex on Fab. The OP has seen a veritable tsunami of messages from women who just live to pleasure him "
Yeah, I felt the seismic shift in the earth from the stampede of high heels heading down the A13. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap
You've gone quiet OP. I assume that is cos your inbox is bulging and you are now overwhelmed by those wanton harlots who wish to ravish you
More likely he flaked out into a Stella fuelled coma.
You clearly do not understand the effect that the words "horny as fuck wanting dick" have on the fairer sex on Fab. The OP has seen a veritable tsunami of messages from women who just live to pleasure him
Yeah, I felt the seismic shift in the earth from the stampede of high heels heading down the A13."
That is a common occurrence, Essex is the high heel homeland |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Won’t see op for a week now as he attempts to get through all the massages in his inbox  "
How amazing would it be for his to find the lady he desires on here
Rootin on the man chasing his dreams here |
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By *mily36CWoman 14 weeks ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
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Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap.
More likely he flaked out into a Stella fuelled coma. "
Thought Madri was the drink of choice these days for putting lead in the pencil  |
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"Can they pick me up some tea bags on the way as I can’t be arsed to go to Tesco
Tesco Value ones yeah?
How dare you. Yorkshire only
Fucking hells bells… ok  "
think he fell asleep  now have to find clothes to go shop and purchase own t-bags |
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"Can they pick me up some tea bags on the way as I can’t be arsed to go to Tesco
Tesco Value ones yeah?
How dare you. Yorkshire only
Fucking hells bells… ok
think he fell asleep now have to find clothes to go shop and purchase own t-bags"
Bless him |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 14 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Can they pick me up some tea bags on the way as I can’t be arsed to go to Tesco
Tesco Value ones yeah?
How dare you. Yorkshire only
Fucking hells bells… ok
think he fell asleep now have to find clothes to go shop and purchase own t-bags"
He's a silly old sausage.  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 14 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Fuck sake. I missed the boat!"
Don't despair hun, he posts pretty much the same request/offer fairly regularly. I'm sure you'll be in luck next time. Especially when he sees you were interested this time...
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 14 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I’m just wondering why there is such an immediate time limit of asap?
Is the viagra about to wear off?
Or the ankle tag curfew?
Does he turn into a pumpkin?
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Well, obviously he can't wait. He has this urgent, driving need to dominate you with his massive cock! He will brook no delays!
And also, his Mum and Dad will be back from their visit to Aunty Val in the next few hours, and he's only got the car and the run of the house until then... |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 14 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"..."Looking for nsa sex… prefer an older woman but not that fussy."
Always love to see profiles of men never too fussy to experiment, even if it means younger women as in this case."
"...will fuck anything warm with a hole...", is what I'm reading. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Any ladies who are disappointed that the OP could not fit you in this time, could I suggest that you pop round to North London and jump in my bed since I am slightly tired and thinking of an afternoon kip.
You can all have your wicked way with me, I will try not to snore |
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By *rpeggioCouple 14 weeks ago
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"..."Looking for nsa sex… prefer an older woman but not that fussy."
Always love to see profiles of men never too fussy to experiment, even if it means younger women as in this case.
"...will fuck anything warm with a hole...", is what I'm reading. "
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You did not read the sarcasm in my reply though  |
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"I’m just wondering why there is such an immediate time limit of asap?
Is the viagra about to wear off?
Or the ankle tag curfew?
Does he turn into a pumpkin?
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I think he already has turned into a pumpkin  |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap
As tempting an offer you think this is. Bleaching my kitchen bins is definitely more satisfying. "
Is 'bleaching my kitchen bins' a euphemism for 'intimate lightening'? |
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By *mily36CWoman 14 weeks ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"How on earth are you ladies resisting this specimen of a man???
What is wrong with you all "
Who said we are resisting... haven't you noticed how quite he is as we take turns tag teaming him  |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"He’s been at it all day….legend!
13 hour session give or take... depending how quickly the first of us got there... hence the tag teaming ...one in one out  "
That explains why none of you turned up here - you were fulfilling your mission. |
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"Has anyone taken OP up on his generous offer?
I've not seen any reports of satisfaction so far.
No doubt there'll be another generous offer from the OP in a few hours. "
Am sure he has fucked all on fab. Sorry for crude comment but sure he had just like I have. I had my share but like more. Offers welcome. lol. Know will be overwhelming response so get in quick |
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