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have genitals that emitted the sound of an airhorn when you were aroused OR genitals that stank of a particularly pungent dog turd when you were aroused?

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS 5 days ago

Round the Corner

Air horn.

Honk honk.

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By *arla SwingerWoman 5 days ago

Somewhere

Airhorn. It'd save me the bother of having to remember to take mine to a meet

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By *esco Value Thor OP Man 4 days ago

London

2 for the air horn so far

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By *ittlebirdWoman 4 days ago

The Big Smoke

Always the airhorn. Honk honk

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By *eordieJeansCouple 4 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Can mine be a Dukes of Hazzard air horn?

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By *allandathleticMan 4 days ago

Asgard

Air horn. Always.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Airhorn.

Can it play "La Cucaracha"?

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By *he love catsCouple 4 days ago

South Wales

Air horn the one from duke's of hazard the Dixie tune.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 4 days ago

Carlisle usually

Obviously an air horn.

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By *bi HaiveMan 4 days ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *irtydevil666Man 4 days ago

bristol

Air Horn

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By *bi HaiveMan 4 days ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Can I have an air horn that plays the the theme music from Only Fools and Horses please.

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By *r John WickMan 4 days ago

The Continental

I’ll go for the dog turd.

I can say I’ve had an unfortunate sharting incident if I get a rod on.

I can enjoy my stinky stonker in peace, with no bloody air horn to announce my hard slippery rod of justice.

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By *ad NannaWoman 4 days ago

East London

I think I'd rather not have genitals.

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By *esco Value Thor OP Man 4 days ago

London

Should clarify that the air horn is a single continuous sound that only stops once your arousal subsides

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