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Would you rather

By (user no longer on site) OP 32 weeks ago

have genitals that emitted the sound of an airhorn when you were aroused OR genitals that stank of a particularly pungent dog turd when you were aroused?

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS 32 weeks ago

Round the Corner

Air horn.

Honk honk.

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By *arley QuimWoman 32 weeks ago

Somewhere

Airhorn. It'd save me the bother of having to remember to take mine to a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP 32 weeks ago

2 for the air horn so far

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By *ittlebirdWoman 32 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Always the airhorn. Honk honk

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By *eordieJeansCouple 32 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Can mine be a Dukes of Hazzard air horn?

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By *allandathleticMan 32 weeks ago

Asgard

Air horn. Always.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 32 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Airhorn.

Can it play "La Cucaracha"?

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By *he love catsCouple 32 weeks ago

South Wales

Air horn the one from duke's of hazard the Dixie tune.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 32 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Obviously an air horn.

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By *bi HaiveMan 32 weeks ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *irtydevil666Man 32 weeks ago

bristol

Air Horn

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By *bi HaiveMan 32 weeks ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Can I have an air horn that plays the the theme music from Only Fools and Horses please.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 32 weeks ago

The Continental

I’ll go for the dog turd.

I can say I’ve had an unfortunate sharting incident if I get a rod on.

I can enjoy my stinky stonker in peace, with no bloody air horn to announce my hard slippery rod of justice.

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By *ad NannaWoman 32 weeks ago

East London

I think I'd rather not have genitals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 32 weeks ago

Should clarify that the air horn is a single continuous sound that only stops once your arousal subsides

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