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By *igR93 OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Sarcasm City

It’s Friday,

I’m bored

So thought I’d try to come up with an interesting forum post (it’s probably been done before!)

What are some unusual icks that some people give you?

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By *bi HaiveMan 22 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Saying 'pacifically' instead of specifically.

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

A grown man that gets excited for a Tuesday.

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By *lirtyfun123Woman 22 weeks ago

essex

Being called hun

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By *igR93 OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Sarcasm City


"A grown man that gets excited for a Tuesday.

"

Grouchy today aren’t we

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By *igR93 OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Sarcasm City


"Saying 'pacifically' instead of specifically. "

How about my little angle

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago


"A grown man that gets excited for a Tuesday.

Grouchy today aren’t we "

I'm in a good mood!

It's Friday, I have rum.

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

Being called Babe

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By *ing00Man 22 weeks ago

Kettering Area

using wrong their/theyre/there , or getting affect/effect confused.

i used to hate "yeet" - but i kinda like it now (well, ive used it myself a few times and the world didnt end... )

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By *ay W. BeauWoman 22 weeks ago

Wolvo

The phrase ‘never waste a drop’. Ick.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS 22 weeks ago

Chard

Littering

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By *enXdadbodMan 22 weeks ago

North Manchester


"Littering"

Seconded! Scruffy fukwits

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By *aM 689Man 22 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"A grown man that gets excited for a Tuesday.

"

I LOVE a Tuesday, best day of the week ..!

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By *igR93 OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Sarcasm City

People who run after trains is a good one

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By *intiemintieWoman 22 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

Bad Spelling...

especially You're instead Your and vice versa, or worst still Youse.

And the endearment "Princess" also has much to bring to the party in terms of ICK.

xx

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By *unchalMan 22 weeks ago

Dartford


"It’s Friday,

I’m bored

So thought I’d try to come up with an interesting forum post (it’s probably been done before!)

What are some unusual icks that some people give you?

"

Really? Fuck. Poo, pee, pain, and it hurts me to even think about it, but, puke! One fella asked me about my love of d*gs. I was very naive and assumed he was talking about Dr Who! I am such an innocent.

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By *laytime_13Woman 22 weeks ago

Lincs

A man in a cardigan. Totally irrationally but they can go from super hot to making me clamp together with the addition of a cardigan

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By *igR93 OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Sarcasm City


"A man in a cardigan. Totally irrationally but they can go from super hot to making me clamp together with the addition of a cardigan "

I don’t think I’ve ever owned a cardigan

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By *orkshire UnicornWoman 22 weeks ago

Yorkshire

I don’t think this is unusual but it’s specific - a butt crack Mohican. If I see one I will be spreading those cheeks and waxing it off

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By *tsMattyHMan 22 weeks ago

Inverurie


"I don’t think this is unusual but it’s specific - a butt crack Mohican. If I see one I will be spreading those cheeks and waxing it off"

An ass crack mohawk. That defo needs a proper waxing. Bowk

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 22 weeks ago

somewhere


"Saying 'pacifically' instead of specifically. "

It's all Atlantic though

I cannot say it for love nor money, unless I break it down lol

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By *B69Woman 22 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Being called Babe or Hun

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By *viatrixWoman 22 weeks ago

Redhill


"Saying 'pacifically' instead of specifically. "

Along those lines, “defiantly” instead of “definitely” … I mean, what the hell? How can they be confused?

The you’re/your is a lost cause. I think it will all morph into “your” eventually.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman 22 weeks ago

Leeds

Socks with sandals especially on men.

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

When men refer to women as 'birds'

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

People I don't know calling me 'mate'

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

The term 'Daddy' in a non-parental context

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Middle aged men who refer to themselves as 'lad' in their profile name

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Sycophancy

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

The overly familiar

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Touchy feely types

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 22 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Work

Mr

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Love bites

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Really hairy bodies with a completely bald pubic area

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By *exyScientistsCouple 22 weeks ago

Castlebar

Sliders especially with socks

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

When a voice doesn't match a persons look

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 22 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Taxes and politicians

Mr

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Skinny pants, no socks and moccasins

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By *unchalMan 22 weeks ago

Dartford


"A man in a cardigan. Totally irrationally but they can go from super hot to making me clamp together with the addition of a cardigan

I don’t think I’ve ever owned a cardigan "

I’m sporting a couple of cardigans these days. Stylish ones of course. In fact I’m wearing one in my profile pic.

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Middle aged men 'smart dress' uniform

Jeans, blazer, open shirt, brogues

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By *intiemintieWoman 22 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

I dislike being called "Pal" by unknowns.

Also cannot bear a drippy nose

Yuck yuck yuck

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Three quarter pants

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By *osey WalesMan 22 weeks ago

Surrey

Crocs

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By *intiemintieWoman 22 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

Clarkson-chic

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By *osey WalesMan 22 weeks ago

Surrey

Hawk tuah

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By *issmorganWoman 22 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

People who use hehe

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Randoms pm'ing you shitty comments

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Bilky Big Bollocks kinda blokes

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By *aM 689Man 22 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

We need another forum for 'what doesn't give _urry bloke yhe ick'

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By *r John WickMan 22 weeks ago

The Continental

Piccalilli

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By *ittlebirdWoman 22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

The word “ick”

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By *imply DeeWoman 22 weeks ago

Wherever

Tattooed fingers

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By *igR93 OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Sarcasm City


"Saying 'pacifically' instead of specifically.

Along those lines, “defiantly” instead of “definitely” … I mean, what the hell? How can they be confused?

The you’re/your is a lost cause. I think it will all morph into “your” eventually. "

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge


"We need another forum for 'what doesn't give _urry bloke yhe ick' "

Sorry. I guess I should have put them on the one post

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By *unchalMan 22 weeks ago

Dartford


"I dislike being called "Pal" by unknowns.

Also cannot bear a drippy nose

Yuck yuck yuck "

I don’t like that “buddy” thing that all bisexual men seem to call other men. When I hear it I assume that they are bi. Just why?

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple 22 weeks ago

St Neots

Men calling themselves and other guys "kings"

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman 22 weeks ago

Manchester

Most of the wannabe 'doms' in here

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman 22 weeks ago

Manchester

22 year old boys wanting you to call them daddy

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By *ascaIMan 22 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

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By *rRiosMan 22 weeks ago

dublin


"22 year old boys wanting you to call them daddy "

Actually lol’d

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By *aomilatteCouple 22 weeks ago

Midlands

Like, overuse of like the word like in like sentences when like they're not even like talking about like something they like.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple 22 weeks ago

St Neots


"People I don't know calling me 'mate' "

guilty of doing this one alllll the time, everyone is "mate"

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

When they hold cutlery like it’s a shovel.

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers. "

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it "

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop?

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By *electableicecreamMan 22 weeks ago

The West

Photos that belong in a gyno study

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop? "

STOP! It’s not any less traumatising to read the second time around

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By *urry BlokeMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge


"People I don't know calling me 'mate'

guilty of doing this one alllll the time, everyone is "mate" "

Fret ye not

I think I may have been guilty of the 'bud / buddy' one mentioned above

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman 22 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Being called "Baby Girl" or anyone who uses that stupid baby-ish high-pitched voice when they think they're being funny or cute.

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By *angerouslemaisonsMan 22 weeks ago

Peterborough

Women vaping

Men acting like white knights

Old men with that dry cotton mouth but somehow still dribbling thing…

BO

Loud eaters

Being called daddy

Men offering to suck me dry

Any kind of gaping

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman 22 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Women vaping

Men acting like white knights

Old men with that dry cotton mouth but somehow still dribbling thing…

BO

Loud eaters

Being called daddy

Men offering to suck me dry

Any kind of gaping

"

*Reading this while vaping*.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman 22 weeks ago

Newcastle

Black shoes with blue jeans

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By *angerouslemaisonsMan 22 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Women vaping

Men acting like white knights

Old men with that dry cotton mouth but somehow still dribbling thing…

BO

Loud eaters

Being called daddy

Men offering to suck me dry

Any kind of gaping

*Reading this while vaping*. "

No judgement here and I don’t know why but yeah

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By *angerouslemaisonsMan 22 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Black shoes with blue jeans "

That should be an offence punishable with prison time

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By *ascaIMan 22 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop? "

Sucking crisp dust doesn’t sound so bad now

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By *electableicecreamMan 22 weeks ago

The West


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop? "

Dear god

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By *eah BabyCouple 22 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"We need another forum for 'what doesn't give _urry bloke yhe ick'

Sorry. I guess I should have put them on the one post "

I was wondering why you hadn’t, guessing they were afterthoughts, we will soon be at 175 with you on board

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop?

Sucking crisp dust doesn’t sound so bad now "

You so want me

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By *eah BabyCouple 22 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Not unusual but being called babe or princess, profile names that include the word Daddy and people who keep sending message after message before you have chance to reply to their first message

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By *illy IdolMan 22 weeks ago

Midlands


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop?

Sucking crisp dust doesn’t sound so bad now

You so want me"

Like little hula hoop canapés

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop?

Sucking crisp dust doesn’t sound so bad now

You so want me

Like little hula hoop canapés"

Exactly willy!

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By *till gameMan 22 weeks ago

two doors down

Dirty trainers , when being worn for leisure

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By *illy IdolMan 22 weeks ago

Midlands


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop?

Sucking crisp dust doesn’t sound so bad now

You so want me

Like little hula hoop canapés

Exactly willy!"

Shivs is just a little odd

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By *eroLondonMan 22 weeks ago

Covent Garden

No overwhelming icks, OP, however I wish people would cease and desist with the "ect" when they really mean "etc". I've seen two today already.

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop? "

I used to do this with Mini Cheddars! Eat one, and squish the mushed one between two others and eat it

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By *ascaIMan 22 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop?

Sucking crisp dust doesn’t sound so bad now

You so want me"

Pork pies and now this. It’s testing me.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS 22 weeks ago

hexham


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop?

I used to do this with Mini Cheddars! Eat one, and squish the mushed one between two others and eat it "

Oh dear!

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop?

I used to do this with Mini Cheddars! Eat one, and squish the mushed one between two others and eat it "

See you get it.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple 22 weeks ago

St Neots


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop?

I used to do this with Mini Cheddars! Eat one, and squish the mushed one between two others and eat it

See you get it."

you're all weird here.. Only just realising

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop?

I used to do this with Mini Cheddars! Eat one, and squish the mushed one between two others and eat it

See you get it."

Some people really need to refine their palate

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By *ozzybear1981Man 22 weeks ago

preston

Beans cooked in the microwave….what the hell is wrong with some people?

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By *igR93 OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Sarcasm City


"Beans cooked in the microwave….what the hell is wrong with some people? "

I’m

Feeling attacked here!

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By *orkshire UnicornWoman 22 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Beans cooked in the microwave….what the hell is wrong with some people?

I’m

Feeling attacked here!"

Also feeling attacked. Whoops!

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By *igR93 OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Sarcasm City


"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers. "

A favourite so far…

Never thought of this one before but YES

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By *igR93 OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Sarcasm City


"Beans cooked in the microwave….what the hell is wrong with some people?

I’m

Feeling attacked here!

Also feeling attacked. Whoops!"

How else are beans meant to be cooked..

This may need its own forum post?

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By *carlett!Woman 22 weeks ago

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"Like, overuse of like the word like in like sentences when like they're not even like talking about like something they like."

100%

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By *carlett!Woman 22 weeks ago

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[Removed by poster at 29/06/24 00:28:03]

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By *carlett!Woman 22 weeks ago

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"Sucking crisp dust off their fingers.

My friend licks the crisp before she eats it. It takes everything in me not to gag when she does it

How do you feel about people who eat hula hoops then put the mushed up hula hoop inside another hula hoop and eat said hula hoop? "

That's disgusting

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By *inUpProWoman 22 weeks ago

Liverpool

Poor grammar. Noisy eaters. Crocs

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 22 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I just saw a really long thumbnail on a guys photo. It’s made me feel queasy

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By *carlett!Woman 22 weeks ago

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"Women vaping

Men acting like white knights

Old men with that dry cotton mouth but somehow still dribbling thing…

BO

Loud eaters

Being called daddy

Men offering to suck me dry

Any kind of gaping

*Reading this while vaping*. "

Same, vaping away here lol

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By *carlett!Woman 22 weeks ago

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Bad hygiene, specifically nails & teeth.

Being called babe or princess by people who I'm not close with.

Hearing people eat (lips smacking, mouth open etc)

Bad grammar or spelling. Text talk constantly :|

Repeat messaging without allowing me to reply.

People who wear odd socks :O mismatched :|

People who leave the second t out of my name.

Realize none of those are unusual really make, but just wanted to vent after reading all the others lol

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By *omptationMan 22 weeks ago

liverpool

Turned up to a meet once and she had her lower leg in a cast… she never mentioned it and it put me right off… couldn’t get hard and left

I have no idea why

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

The word ick gives me the ick lol

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By *omptationMan 22 weeks ago

liverpool


"The word ick gives me the ick lol"

You just used it twice… bet you feel like you need a shower now haha

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By *till gameMan 22 weeks ago

two doors down


"Turned up to a meet once and she had her lower leg in a cast… she never mentioned it and it put me right off… couldn’t get hard and left

I have no idea why"

That’s the breaks in life

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By *omptationMan 22 weeks ago

liverpool


"Turned up to a meet once and she had her lower leg in a cast… she never mentioned it and it put me right off… couldn’t get hard and left

I have no idea why

That’s the breaks in life "

Ba-dum, tsssh!

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By *omptationMan 22 weeks ago

liverpool


"Turned up to a meet once and she had her lower leg in a cast… she never mentioned it and it put me right off… couldn’t get hard and left

I have no idea why"

Just as a follow up to this, I did meet a woman once who said she could only accom and we would have to meet at hers, not at a bar first or anything….

Got there and she had an ankle monitor on and couldn’t leave the house.

Now strangely I wasn’t bothered by this like I was the cast (although I didn’t like the hair around it she could shave properly) and fucked her anyways.

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By *il-redWoman 22 weeks ago

Glasgow

Anyone who refers to themselves as an "alpha" Hard pass!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 22 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Turned up to a meet once and she had her lower leg in a cast… she never mentioned it and it put me right off… couldn’t get hard and left

I have no idea why"

Aww I used to pull loads when I broke my leg. I had a boot that you could pump air into and I would let the guys have a go. Good conversation starter. And I scored loads of piggy backs from it

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By *omptationMan 22 weeks ago

liverpool


"Turned up to a meet once and she had her lower leg in a cast… she never mentioned it and it put me right off… couldn’t get hard and left

I have no idea why

Aww I used to pull loads when I broke my leg. I had a boot that you could pump air into and I would let the guys have a go. Good conversation starter. And I scored loads of piggy backs from it "

Haha I mean if it were you it might be a different story, you’re a lot more the type of woman I go for than she was

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By *issmorganWoman 22 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Avatars on FB being used incorrectly, ie holding a cake or with thumbs up when posting something serious/sad.

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By *igR93 OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Sarcasm City


"Turned up to a meet once and she had her lower leg in a cast… she never mentioned it and it put me right off… couldn’t get hard and left

I have no idea why"

(lol)

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