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By *rucey_BigBalls OP Man 5 days ago

Manchester

Do you worship dick? If so, how and what does it actually even mean, to you?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 5 days ago

Glasgow

Stone circles. White robes. A bit of chanting.

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By *oody BMan 5 days ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin

Candles.

If she’s not burning candles with a photo of my penis, does she even care?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 5 days ago

Carlisle usually

It means I'm cockd*unk and they better be prepared for a long evening of being unable to speak

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By *allandathleticMan 5 days ago

Asgard

I have a shrine set up in homage to mine

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 5 days ago

somewhere

Chop it up and have a burning ritual.

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By *eroLondonMan 5 days ago

Mayfair

If the enchantress doesn't have an effigy of my penis, then I'm not interested.

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By *allandathleticMan 5 days ago

Asgard

"Chop it up and have a burning ritual.

there's extremes Coyote.

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 5 days ago

somewhere

"Chop it up and have a burning ritual.

there's extremes Coyote."

If you're gonna do something, do it properly

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By *rsKOTCTWoman 5 days ago

Leeds

Just the 1 dick, other dicks ewwww

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By *lder.Woman 5 days ago

Not Local

I keep them all in a little tree in my garden, and regulary chant at them.

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By *parkle1974Woman 5 days ago

Leeds

Never met a dick yet worth worshipping!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I don't know anyone named Richard.

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By *electableicecreamMan 5 days ago

The West

Doesn't every man worship his dick?

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By *oody BMan 5 days ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin

"Never met a dick yet worth worshipping!"

I’d hate to be one of them guys.

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By *heBelladonnaWoman 5 days ago

Somewhere Out There In The World

I get on my knees and pray. With my hands behind my back, bobbing my head, chanting mmm, mmm ooohhh, it’s so good!

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By *reggSausageMan 5 days ago

derby

We have seen better days

We are in poor condition, worn out

We have bashed the bishop till red

For there no reason other than pure addiction

Shakespeare’s own words , I may have used a fair amount of artistic license

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By *ellinever70Woman 5 days ago

Ayrshire

Worship is a bit OTT

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By *erfHerder74Man 5 days ago

Greenock

Worship s dick? I’ve not met anyone with a nice enough one with a high sex drive yet

I would see it as sexually satisfying someone who enjoys being with me

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 5 days ago

A den in the Glen

Dick Worship. Sounds like some actor from Pornhub

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 5 days ago

Around the Midlands

"Do you worship dick? If so, how and what does it actually even mean, to you?"

No, but playing warship with lynx cans and sky remotes is fun

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By *midnight-Woman 5 days ago

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Humming??

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By *oody BMan 4 days ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin

"Humming?? "

‘Um namah shivay’…‘Um namah shivay’…‘Um namah shivay’

*one for the film geeks.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 4 days ago

somewhere

Back in the day Richard Dean Anderson, now there is a dick I would have worshipped from head to toe

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By *r John WickMan 4 days ago

The Continental

"Humming??

‘Um namah shivay’…‘Um namah shivay’…‘Um namah shivay’

*one for the film geeks.

Fuck that! If she does to my dick what he did to that poor fuckers heart………..

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