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I’ve probably got a years worth of hard-ons left in me…..
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WTF is this!?! There is a literal Cock Clock running down?
How can you be so specific about hours of hardness remaining (HOHR)?
Fuck this, I’m going to get one of those pumpable penis surgeries. Pump up my cock hard with a squeeze of a fake bollock when needed. Last as long as needed. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 27 weeks ago
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"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics
Can't help with your issue though sorry OP 
If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?
....
What would you call it?"
Frigging in the rigging?  |
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"WTF is this!?! There is a literal Cock Clock running down?
How can you be so specific about hours of hardness remaining (HOHR)?
Fuck this, I’m going to get one of those pumpable penis surgeries. Pump up my cock hard with a squeeze of a fake bollock when needed. Last as long as needed."
It’s happening dude. Yours won’t wake up one day  |
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Happens to the best of us youth.
Worst thing about it is when you get a random one on the bus, and you know it’s wasted. ( well not unless Doris and the blue rinse brigade, want a eye full )
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics
Can't help with your issue though sorry OP
Can I have a tribute video or pic for please? "
Sorry, I need a rollover nap first  |
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"Happens to the best of us youth.
Worst thing about it is when you get a random one on the bus, and you know it’s wasted. ( well not unless Doris and the blue rinse brigade, want a eye full )
The mr "
Can't say I've been on a bus in years. Or, come to think of it an erection
Save yourselves you hard dicked men. It's too late for me. |
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"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics
Can't help with your issue though sorry OP
If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?
....
What would you call it?"
Paddling the canoe? |
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"I'm still going very well at 54, am I on borrowed time? If so whose time am I borrowing? 
I think so dude. I’d hang your undies up if I were you "
But what would my wife do for sex no men on here would want her for sexy times |
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"Can we start some kind of gofundme for Rex?
I mean......with all the people bemoaning a lack of meets on here surely we could rustle up a few extra hard ons?   "
I could send money for 2 lollipop sticks and some elastic bands  |
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