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I’ve probably got a years worth of hard-ons left in me…..

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North

……. 18months at best

Who would like to use one of them up before my dick dies?

Love and floppy penis

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By *wistntwirlCouple 5 days ago

Middle Land

Who put them in there?

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By *osey WalesMan 5 days ago

Surrey

Careful you dont use them all up at once.

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By *issTightPantsWoman 5 days ago

the cockpit of the serenity. sky is home

I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

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By *he Silver FuxMan 5 days ago

Uttoxeter

WTF is this!?! There is a literal Cock Clock running down?

How can you be so specific about hours of hardness remaining (HOHR)?

Fuck this, I’m going to get one of those pumpable penis surgeries. Pump up my cock hard with a squeeze of a fake bollock when needed. Last as long as needed.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"Who put them in there?"

God I think

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By *allandathleticMan 5 days ago

Asgard

T bag.

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By *wistntwirlCouple 5 days ago

Middle Land


"Who put them in there?

God I think "

Holy fuck!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm alright, I'm should be able to have hard-ons in me for years to come...

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By *ondiego85Man 5 days ago

nottingham


"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP "

If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 5 days ago

Carlisle usually


"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?"

....

What would you call it?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?

....

What would you call it?"

Frigging in the rigging?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"Careful you dont use them all up at once."

I won’t dude, there’s no danger of that

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By *ora the explorerWoman 5 days ago

Paradise, Herts

Pick me pick me!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 5 days ago

Carlisle usually


"Careful you dont use them all up at once.

I won’t dude, there’s no danger of that "

Chins up Rex.

I'll use up a couple of those remaining hours for you

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By *erfHerder74Man 5 days ago

Greenock

Oh the drama

Men’s erections don’t stop usually,

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP "

Can I have a tribute video or pic for please?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"WTF is this!?! There is a literal Cock Clock running down?

How can you be so specific about hours of hardness remaining (HOHR)?

Fuck this, I’m going to get one of those pumpable penis surgeries. Pump up my cock hard with a squeeze of a fake bollock when needed. Last as long as needed."

It’s happening dude. Yours won’t wake up one day

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By *allandathleticMan 5 days ago

Asgard

I need to make the most of my cock days!!!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 5 days ago

Leeds

Happens to the best of us youth.

Worst thing about it is when you get a random one on the bus, and you know it’s wasted. ( well not unless Doris and the blue rinse brigade, want a eye full )

The mr

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By *issTightPantsWoman 5 days ago

the cockpit of the serenity. sky is home


"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

Can I have a tribute video or pic for please? "

Sorry, I need a rollover nap first

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS 5 days ago

Round the Corner


"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?

....

What would you call it?"

Diddle?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 5 days ago

The Big Smoke


"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?"

(Ladywank)

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By *allandathleticMan 5 days ago

Asgard


"Happens to the best of us youth.

Worst thing about it is when you get a random one on the bus, and you know it’s wasted. ( well not unless Doris and the blue rinse brigade, want a eye full )

The mr "

Can't say I've been on a bus in years. Or, come to think of it an erection

Save yourselves you hard dicked men. It's too late for me.

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple 5 days ago

manchester

When your numbers up your numbers up

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By *eyond PurityCouple 5 days ago

Laceby

I’ve wasted two already this morning! FFS

I’ll have to use this line now ‘use it or lose it’ on C and when I’m alone

K

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"Pick me pick me!"

Is your brown hole available?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"Careful you dont use them all up at once.

I won’t dude, there’s no danger of that

Chins up Rex.

I'll use up a couple of those remaining hours for you "

Hours!! you’ve got the wrong opinion of me

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By *weetiepie99Woman 5 days ago

cardiff

It's a mucky job and I suppose someone's got to do it, so go on then

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"Oh the drama

Men’s erections don’t stop usually, "

Once the fun stops it stops

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By *midnight-Woman 5 days ago

...

Do they run out.... like eggs in women!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


" I need to make the most of my cock days!!!!"

You do indeed

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By *he love catsCouple 5 days ago

South Wales

I'm still going very well at 54, am I on borrowed time? If so whose time am I borrowing?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 5 days ago

Coalville

I’m now singing cock days are over: Rex Holes + the machine.

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By *eliWoman 5 days ago

.

Wait, does this happen to old men?

Need to get some dick appointments in then.

Not with you OP, don't worry.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"When your numbers up your numbers up "

This is very true. The cock has had a good life though

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By *ad NannaWoman 5 days ago

East London

Put me down for a smashing please.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"I’ve wasted two already this morning! FFS

I’ll have to use this line now ‘use it or lose it’ on C and when I’m alone

K"

Be careful, your number is decreasing rapidly

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"It's a mucky job and I suppose someone's got to do it, so go on then"

That’s very kind of you

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 5 days ago

Second star to the right…

Do you have a countdown clock….that could be a thread in itself

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By *odgerMooreMan 5 days ago

Carlisle


"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?

....

What would you call it?"

Paddling the canoe?

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By *llenandmarieCouple 5 days ago

Birmingham

….. anybody else hit the music from Countdown playing in their head?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


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Do they run out.... like eggs in women! "

Yes, you’re born with only so many hard-ons in you I’m afraid

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"I'm still going very well at 54, am I on borrowed time? If so whose time am I borrowing? "

I think so dude. I’d hang your undies up if I were you

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 5 days ago

somewhere

A year at your age?

Optimistic of you op.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"I’m now singing cock days are over: Rex Holes + the machine. "

I’m hanging on by my foreskin

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"Wait, does this happen to old men?

Need to get some dick appointments in then.

Not with you OP, don't worry."

That’s a relief to hear

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"Put me down for a smashing please. "

Your poor little bullet hole

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By *ex Holes OP   Man 5 days ago

Up North


"Do you have a countdown clock….that could be a thread in itself "

Yes but I can’t disclose when my knob falls off

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By *ad NannaWoman 5 days ago

East London


"Put me down for a smashing please.

Your poor little bullet hole "

Oh stop it, we both know you destroyed that years ago

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By *he love catsCouple 5 days ago

South Wales


"I'm still going very well at 54, am I on borrowed time? If so whose time am I borrowing?

I think so dude. I’d hang your undies up if I were you "

But what would my wife do for sex no men on here would want her for sexy times

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By *edeWoman 5 days ago

the abyss

So do you get a certain number per year/life or does it just die at a certain age?

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By *bi HaiveMan 5 days ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Can we start some kind of gofundme for Rex?

I mean......with all the people bemoaning a lack of meets on here surely we could rustle up a few extra hard ons?

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By *929Man 5 days ago

newcastle

Haha with testosterone and viagra/cialis so readily available these days does anyone ever have to stop getting a hard on?

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By *he love catsCouple 5 days ago

South Wales


"Can we start some kind of gofundme for Rex?

I mean......with all the people bemoaning a lack of meets on here surely we could rustle up a few extra hard ons? "

I could send money for 2 lollipop sticks and some elastic bands

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By *ickshawedCouple 5 days ago

Wolverhampton

On the plus side, at least you won't go blind

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman 5 days ago

In a Sparkly Dress

I'd pop a token in the meter and milk for spunk

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By *omptationMan 5 days ago

liverpool

Sounds like the old Phoenix Nights bit where he says you only get a bucket and a half of cum in your life. The other one says that doesn’t sound right

“It’s all I got son…”

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 4 days ago

Coalville


"Do you have a countdown clock….that could be a thread in itself

Yes but I can’t disclose when my knob falls off "

A countdown cock surely?! With the countdown music playing in the background.

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