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By (user no longer on site) OP    25 weeks ago

I’m plant-based, but even before I was, I didn’t eat fish, mainly because of my extreme fear of it, and I just didn’t like it anyway.

I’ve just come across vegan octopus that exists in Germany. It looks incredibly realistic and it’s giving me the shivers

Would you try it? Do you eat octopus anyway? Are you a seafood enjoyer? Or are you a seefood and eat it enjoyer?

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple 25 weeks ago

St Neots

Never had octopus but Calamari (squid) is soooo good

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

I like crabs

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 25 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Octopods are wonderfully interesting, and beautiful, and also delicious.

I'm not a fan of meat substitutes and tend towards sticking to actual vegetables. But I'd be interested to try the vegan approximation

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By *isterMushroomMan 25 weeks ago

Warrington

What would you get if you crossed my ex wife with an octopus?

An eight legged slut!

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple 25 weeks ago

St Neots


"What would you get if you crossed my ex wife with an octopus?

An eight legged slut! "

Why did I laugh at this.. It's not even funny

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 25 weeks ago

Herts

Nope couldn’t eat one. They’re clearly intelligent and I think they’re adorable

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By *ougarsilkWoman 25 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

I've had baby Octopus before it just tastes rubbery lol. As for fish I'm ok with any unless it's fishy fish ( like kippers/ herring).

I can never understand why the vegan or plant based manufacturers have to tart food up to be like meat or fish.

If its funghi why dress it up as Octopus?

If its quorn or tofu why say it's no chick chicken

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By *isterMushroomMan 25 weeks ago

Warrington


"What would you get if you crossed my ex wife with an octopus?

An eight legged slut!

Why did I laugh at this.. It's not even funny "

I can’t take credit for that, it’s a Ricky Gervais gag from Afterlife.

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By *d4fun73Man 25 weeks ago

Shipley

They are sentient intelligent creatures! No. Vegan version really!

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By *unchalMan 25 weeks ago

Dartford


"I’m plant-based, but even before I was, I didn’t eat fish, mainly because of my extreme fear of it, and I just didn’t like it anyway.

I’ve just come across vegan octopus that exists in Germany. It looks incredibly realistic and it’s giving me the shivers

Would you try it? Do you eat octopus anyway? Are you a seafood enjoyer? Or are you a seefood and eat it enjoyer? "

There is no such thing as a vegan alternative that tastes remotely like the real thing. It just does not exist. I have tasted lots of stuff that is perfectly edible (I wouldn’t go so far as to say it was tasty) but vegan bacon is not the equivalent of pork bacon and on and on. Why bother? Why not create a whole new sludge vegan diet.

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By *isterMushroomMan 25 weeks ago

Warrington

If you watch ‘my octopus teacher’ on netflix and continue to eat Octopai, we can never be friends

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By *ex HolesMan 25 weeks ago

Up North

I’m tried cooking octopus once and it took me 8hrs. The little bastard kept reaching out and turning the gas off

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By (user no longer on site) OP    25 weeks ago


"I've had baby Octopus before it just tastes rubbery lol. As for fish I'm ok with any unless it's fishy fish ( like kippers/ herring).

I can never understand why the vegan or plant based manufacturers have to tart food up to be like meat or fish.

If its funghi why dress it up as Octopus?

If its quorn or tofu why say it's no chick chicken "

In my opinion, it’s because a lot of vegans like the taste of meat but don’t like everyone that comes along with it (the slaughter, etc)

Personally, I couldn’t care less some plant based items that look and taste too meaty put me right off

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By *redwilma666Couple 25 weeks ago

Kilbirnie

To be honest, I have eaten dog in Korea, horse in Malta, octopus & whale in Japan. What is all the fuss about, surely eating lamb, pig & cow is just as bad. As for plant based food don't plants deserve a life too

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By *ex HolesMan 25 weeks ago

Up North


"To be honest, I have eaten dog in Korea, horse in Malta, octopus & whale in Japan. What is all the fuss about, surely eating lamb, pig & cow is just as bad. As for plant based food don't plants deserve a life too"

Poor Lassie didn’t come home that day

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By *isterMushroomMan 25 weeks ago

Warrington

You ate dog?!

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By *ascaIMan 25 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

After watching The Boys... big no.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple 25 weeks ago

St Neots


"To be honest, I have eaten dog in Korea, horse in Malta, octopus & whale in Japan. What is all the fuss about, surely eating lamb, pig & cow is just as bad. As for plant based food don't plants deserve a life too"

I can forgive the others but DOG?!! Just no!

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

It doesn't appeal to me

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By *unchalMan 25 weeks ago

Dartford


"If you watch ‘my octopus teacher’ on netflix and continue to eat Octopai, we can never be friends "

Octopus are my favourite animal. I find them fascinating. Sadly. They are also fucking delicious. I am very ambivalent about it all if that is any consolation. I like cows too but you know how this story goes.

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By *unchalMan 25 weeks ago

Dartford


"Nope couldn’t eat one. They’re clearly intelligent and I think they’re adorable "

But so delicious

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple 25 weeks ago

St Neots


"Nope couldn’t eat one. They’re clearly intelligent and I think they’re adorable

But so delicious "

Do they taste similar to good Calamari?

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"I've had baby Octopus before it just tastes rubbery lol. As for fish I'm ok with any unless it's fishy fish ( like kippers/ herring).

I can never understand why the vegan or plant based manufacturers have to tart food up to be like meat or fish.

If its funghi why dress it up as Octopus?

If its quorn or tofu why say it's no chick chicken "

Possibly because people still crave the flavour of certain meat after they switch to plants. A bit like vaping i guess.

I used to buy a liquid smoke mix when I gave up meat years ago, to recreate the smoked fish flavour..that I missed.

I like octopuses ( opctopie?) . Wouldn't want to eat one, personally speaking,(real or fake.)

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

If The Deep can fuck it, that's the only way I'll think it's similar to the real thing

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"To be honest, I have eaten dog in Korea, horse in Malta, octopus & whale in Japan. What is all the fuss about, surely eating lamb, pig & cow is just as bad. As for plant based food don't plants deserve a life too"

Fruitarianism. I believe that's the term for eating nuts and seeds and fruit that fall to the ground, with minimal interference of the plant.

There was a guy I used to follow on facebook, years ago, that did this.

He had a physique like a chiseled statue..

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"If The Deep can fuck it, that's the only way I'll think it's similar to the real thing "

He ate Timothy..

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman 25 weeks ago

Bedfordshire

See food diet all day long

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"I’m tried cooking octopus once and it took me 8hrs. The little bastard kept reaching out and turning the gas off "

OMG I laughed so hard at this...

Coffee shot out of both nostrils

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By *ansoffateMan 25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I'd try an Octopie.

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"If you watch ‘my octopus teacher’ on netflix and continue to eat Octopai, we can never be friends

Octopus are my favourite animal. I find them fascinating. Sadly. They are also fucking delicious. I am very ambivalent about it all if that is any consolation. I like cows too but you know how this story goes. "

Yep, if animals weren't made out of food we wouldn't be eating them

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By *he year of 69Man 25 weeks ago

Bury

I'm like you I couldn't eat fish before becoming veggie. Even the smell of it makes me wretch. Couldn't go near vegan fish!

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By *redwilma666Couple 24 weeks ago

Kilbirnie


"To be honest, I have eaten dog in Korea, horse in Malta, octopus & whale in Japan. What is all the fuss about, surely eating lamb, pig & cow is just as bad. As for plant based food don't plants deserve a life too

I can forgive the others but DOG?!! Just no! "

It's a Korean Staple food & dog are farmed as we farm cattle

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple 24 weeks ago

St Neots


"To be honest, I have eaten dog in Korea, horse in Malta, octopus & whale in Japan. What is all the fuss about, surely eating lamb, pig & cow is just as bad. As for plant based food don't plants deserve a life too

I can forgive the others but DOG?!! Just no!

It's a Korean Staple food & dog are farmed as we farm cattle"

Still NO

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 24 weeks ago

Bromley


"If you watch ‘my octopus teacher’ on netflix and continue to eat Octopai, we can never be friends

Octopus are my favourite animal. I find them fascinating. Sadly. They are also fucking delicious. I am very ambivalent about it all if that is any consolation. I like cows too but you know how this story goes. "

Surely, that should be octupi, as it's a corruption of the singular of octopus?

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By *ripfillMan 24 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant


"Nope couldn’t eat one. They’re clearly intelligent and I think they’re adorable "

I agree … they are amazing creatures

Respect not Restaurant

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 24 weeks ago

chichester

Need to protect meat spaces from these pesky vegans taking over

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