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"Would say Mr is a hot husband exactly but there is just something delicious about sitting in a chair and watching him do his thing with another woman "**wouldn't** | |||
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"Who wants a hot husband? Baby baby, I’d get down on my knees for you!.. "2 sentences ^ not related to each other | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend "Ask Ringadinga2319, I think she loans out her husband, lovely couple, | |||
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"We re hiding!" From me, or in general
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"Husband? That's a four letter word that is Midnight xxxx"Cunt?!? Exquisite! | |||
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"If I had a husband, he’d be a hothusband. I’d be delighted in hearing all he got up to. Alas, no hot husband or hothusband for me. " Wanna team up and find two hot husbands to have fun with | |||
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"Would say Mr is a hot husband exactly but there is just something delicious about sitting in a chair and watching him do his thing with another woman "The perfect definition! | |||
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"Mines more simmering than boiling over but on occasion he's absolutely fucking roasting, Mrs x" ooofftt sounds like he needs a steam release button | |||
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"Rubik is a hot husband, well he used to be, not so much anymore. Apparently a hot husband is not ok, a wife not wanting to sleep with other men but let her husband go off and get turned on by it, is not ok but if the boot is on the other foot, it's all ok!! Hiring Rubik out of anyone wants him, housetrained, good with fingers and tongue and anything else he might put in or near you, always says please and thank you, all he asks for in payment is a kiss on the cheek and a whack on his love heart bum! X" Oh we need his profile! Or persuade him to join.. Otherwise how will the ladies find him | |||
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"On holiday in Majorca " Oh that well known hot husband destination!! | |||
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"(Still can’t do ninja emoji)" Me neither  | |||
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"Rubik is a hot husband, well he used to be, not so much anymore. Apparently a hot husband is not ok, a wife not wanting to sleep with other men but let her husband go off and get turned on by it, is not ok but if the boot is on the other foot, it's all ok!! Hiring Rubik out of anyone wants him, housetrained, good with fingers and tongue and anything else he might put in or near you, always says please and thank you, all he asks for in payment is a kiss on the cheek and a whack on his love heart bum! X" With this in mind... Evening ladies | |||
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"Is that a proposal? I am not sure I am ready for that kind of a commitment. How good is this use and abuse they have lined up for me?" Ohhhhh I'm not looking for a husband of my own.... Just to borrow one and return them slightly broken  | |||
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"What makes a hot husband hot ... " He has a wife, who either watches or lends out / gets updates... A bit like a hot eife, but with a penis instead of a vag | |||
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"Think I've got confused, just thought you meant who has an attractive hubby. But seems to be hubby's who can fuck other woman on their own. So for clarity I think my hubby is good looking... the rest is open for discussion, Mrs x" Ah yes, it's like a reverse hot wife scenario.. It doesn't seem as popular for some reason | |||
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"Heat being subjective - yes we live amongst you, but are rarely seen alone………. "Isn't that the definition of hot husbands? They are found with their wife?! | |||
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"Fire up a power drill and poke it at a table leg with protests of 'oh why is this wobbly, I just don't understand it, hmmmk' They will drop slippers running to your aid slapping your arse on the way, especially if you have a slight dishevelled look about you." | |||
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"Mine just got in from the gym, he’s very hot and sweaty right now "Is he available for sexy times | |||
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"Hubby is one. Has his own profile too. Why should I have all the fun? Plus he has an awesome body. " Love this - and your photos | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend "I’ve got one | |||
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"She doesn't like sharing her things unless she really likes you but as he's not exactly in the top hot percentile in here that is not an issue that has ever arisen. She would probably consider it for a drink and a pack of ready salted though "Oooo lager top?? | |||
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"Like hens teeth Midnight. Used to be loads of hothusbands with wives happy to chat with a lady who wished to borrow him for a night. Now it's lots of I don't want to know about it, or she needs to be there. Private house parties are so much easier now, for me to find and borrow them "Oh I've never been to a private party... How do I get an invite! | |||
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"They’re definitely around "It good to share | |||
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""hot husband" in the making over here "You're in the right place!! | |||
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"Is that a proposal? I am not sure I am ready for that kind of a commitment. How good is this use and abuse they have lined up for me? Ohhhhh I'm not looking for a husband of my own.... Just to borrow one and return them slightly broken "Oh my partner would love to lend me out and have me returned broken, I don't think it's grounds for marriage though | |||
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"Who wants a hot husband? Baby baby, I’d get down on my knees for you!.. "Oh who is your wife | |||
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"Who wants a hot husband? Baby baby, I’d get down on my knees for you!..
2 sentences ^ not related to each other "
I was wondering then Woody.. Sounds like you want a hot husband too!! | |||
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"Is this for real. Lol" Of course, lots of ladies looking for hot husbands! They are nicely trained and prepped, smell good, look good and go home at the end of the meet | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend
Ask Ringadinga2319, I think she loans out her husband, lovely couple, "Oh i will check them out, thank you | |||
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"Rubik is a hot husband, well he used to be, not so much anymore. Apparently a hot husband is not ok, a wife not wanting to sleep with other men but let her husband go off and get turned on by it, is not ok but if the boot is on the other foot, it's all ok!! Hiring Rubik out of anyone wants him, housetrained, good with fingers and tongue and anything else he might put in or near you, always says please and thank you, all he asks for in payment is a kiss on the cheek and a whack on his love heart bum! X With this in mind... Evening ladies "Perfectly timed entrance | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend
I’ve got one "Do you share | |||
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"I quite like having hot "acquaintances" that report back. I wouldn't marry them though. " that's the beauty, they are already married!! | |||
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"Is that a proposal? I am not sure I am ready for that kind of a commitment. How good is this use and abuse they have lined up for me? Ohhhhh I'm not looking for a husband of my own.... Just to borrow one and return them slightly broken
Oh my partner would love to lend me out and have me returned broken, I don't think it's grounds for marriage though "
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"Rubik is a hot husband, well he used to be, not so much anymore. Apparently a hot husband is not ok, a wife not wanting to sleep with other men but let her husband go off and get turned on by it, is not ok but if the boot is on the other foot, it's all ok!! Hiring Rubik out of anyone wants him, housetrained, good with fingers and tongue and anything else he might put in or near you, always says please and thank you, all he asks for in payment is a kiss on the cheek and a whack on his love heart bum! X With this in mind... Evening ladies
Perfectly timed entrance "I thought so it's almost like fate or something lol | |||
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, R’s a hottie.
Main issue is getting him in the country for long enough so he can miss-behave.
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"I don’t really don’t know if we are supposed to announce ourselves, stay in the Shadows oh have our wives announce it for us? it’s strange & hard being here on fab because the single men tend to impede the attractiveness of a hot husband to those women Who *may be interested? we tend to slip under the radar, just given all of the other shenanigans. You know with all of the ‘meat’ now offers and stuff and you get it. "Either way, now is your time to shine | |||
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"Rubik is a hot husband, well he used to be, not so much anymore. Apparently a hot husband is not ok, a wife not wanting to sleep with other men but let her husband go off and get turned on by it, is not ok but if the boot is on the other foot, it's all ok!! Hiring Rubik out of anyone wants him, housetrained, good with fingers and tongue and anything else he might put in or near you, always says please and thank you, all he asks for in payment is a kiss on the cheek and a whack on his love heart bum! X With this in mind... Evening ladies
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I thought so it's almost like fate or something lol"Apart from the 5 hour journey between us | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend
I’ve got one
Do you share "Yes | |||
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"Rubik is a hot husband, well he used to be, not so much anymore. Apparently a hot husband is not ok, a wife not wanting to sleep with other men but let her husband go off and get turned on by it, is not ok but if the boot is on the other foot, it's all ok!! Hiring Rubik out of anyone wants him, housetrained, good with fingers and tongue and anything else he might put in or near you, always says please and thank you, all he asks for in payment is a kiss on the cheek and a whack on his love heart bum! X With this in mind... Evening ladies
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I thought so it's almost like fate or something lol
Apart from the 5 hour journey between us "It's always the way for me unfortunately I'm desirable to the northerners but live down south  | |||
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"Fill your boots , R’s a hottie.
Main issue is getting him in the country for long enough so he can miss-behave.
Dx"Can't we confiscate his passport | |||
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"Rubik is a hot husband, well he used to be, not so much anymore. Apparently a hot husband is not ok, a wife not wanting to sleep with other men but let her husband go off and get turned on by it, is not ok but if the boot is on the other foot, it's all ok!! Hiring Rubik out of anyone wants him, housetrained, good with fingers and tongue and anything else he might put in or near you, always says please and thank you, all he asks for in payment is a kiss on the cheek and a whack on his love heart bum! X"
I love this.
All my wife asks that of I am to be loaned, that I am to be treated kindly and with respect by my capturers and that I from my own mindset find my way home.(metaphor)
She likes to directly talk to and engage those who might show an interest, and those conversations do take place, but alas when push comes to shove I think women feels nervous about being the loanee of a married man.
Loved your post though. Respect is huge on our ‘What are you looking for’ list!
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend
I’ve got one
Do you share
Yes "
I will stroll by and check out his pics | |||
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"Good thread -midnight- "I know right
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"Rubik is a hot husband, well he used to be, not so much anymore. Apparently a hot husband is not ok, a wife not wanting to sleep with other men but let her husband go off and get turned on by it, is not ok but if the boot is on the other foot, it's all ok!! Hiring Rubik out of anyone wants him, housetrained, good with fingers and tongue and anything else he might put in or near you, always says please and thank you, all he asks for in payment is a kiss on the cheek and a whack on his love heart bum! X With this in mind... Evening ladies
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I thought so it's almost like fate or something lol
Apart from the 5 hour journey between us
It's always the way for me unfortunately I'm desirable to the northerners but live down south "Well i mean you could suggest to your wife that you could move | |||
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"Can we apply if we’re not married or attached?" Well that would be a different type of thread | |||
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"Fill your boots , R’s a hottie.
Main issue is getting him in the country for long enough so he can miss-behave.
Dx
Can't we confiscate his passport "Quick I’ll grab his passport, you grab his…….… | |||
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"Rubik is a hot husband, well he used to be, not so much anymore. Apparently a hot husband is not ok, a wife not wanting to sleep with other men but let her husband go off and get turned on by it, is not ok but if the boot is on the other foot, it's all ok!! Hiring Rubik out of anyone wants him, housetrained, good with fingers and tongue and anything else he might put in or near you, always says please and thank you, all he asks for in payment is a kiss on the cheek and a whack on his love heart bum! X
I love this.
All my wife asks that of I am to be loaned, that I am to be treated kindly and with respect by my capturers and that I from my own mindset find my way home.(metaphor)
She likes to directly talk to and engage those who might show an interest, and those conversations do take place, but alas when push comes to shove I think women feels nervous about being the loanee of a married man.
Loved your post though. Respect is huge on our ‘What are you looking for’ list!
"Respect... The no 1. Requirement of life... full stop | |||
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"Fill your boots , R’s a hottie.
Main issue is getting him in the country for long enough so he can miss-behave.
Dx
Can't we confiscate his passport
Quick I’ll grab his passport, you grab his…….… "Fuck yes | |||
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"She doesn't like sharing her things unless she really likes you but as he's not exactly in the top hot percentile in here that is not an issue that has ever arisen. She would probably consider it for a drink and a pack of ready salted though
Oooo lager top?? "She's a classy chick - dash of lime please | |||
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"I don’t really don’t know if we are supposed to announce ourselves, stay in the Shadows oh have our wives announce it for us? it’s strange & hard being here on fab because the single men tend to impede the attractiveness of a hot husband to those women Who *may be interested? we tend to slip under the radar, just given all of the other shenanigans. You know with all of the ‘meat’ now offers and stuff and you get it.
Either way, now is your time to shine "Very true! It’s my perfect scenario, but I’m not a 1 & done guy. Could be, but that would be inauthentic to myself. Ultimately Consistency, intimacy with a long term view is where I’m at. What would a female equivalent of a Bull be? Vixen? (I hate the term bull) so many terms and boxes… fuck it, you get the point.  | |||
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"Rubik is a hot husband, well he used to be, not so much anymore. Apparently a hot husband is not ok, a wife not wanting to sleep with other men but let her husband go off and get turned on by it, is not ok but if the boot is on the other foot, it's all ok!! Hiring Rubik out of anyone wants him, housetrained, good with fingers and tongue and anything else he might put in or near you, always says please and thank you, all he asks for in payment is a kiss on the cheek and a whack on his love heart bum! X With this in mind... Evening ladies
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I thought so it's almost like fate or something lol
Apart from the 5 hour journey between us
It's always the way for me unfortunately I'm desirable to the northerners but live down south
Well i mean you could suggest to your wife that you could move "I'll put it to her, not sure the job will accept the reason for relocation as I want to go have extra marital relations, and pretty sure the ex wouldn't be happy with my son being so far away when he's with me
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend "I was a husband once. | |||
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"If I had a husband, he’d be a hothusband. I’d be delighted in hearing all he got up to. Alas, no hot husband or hothusband for me. Wanna team up and find two hot husbands to have fun with "I’m in! | |||
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"Someone willing to marry me for this?" Yep, as long as there's a generous pre-nup.
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"She doesn't like sharing her things unless she really likes you but as he's not exactly in the top hot percentile in here that is not an issue that has ever arisen. She would probably consider it for a drink and a pack of ready salted though
Oooo lager top??
She's a classy chick - dash of lime please "If she came up North I'd buy her a pint of boddingtons and then one of us would lick the cream off her top lip | |||
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"I don’t really don’t know if we are supposed to announce ourselves, stay in the Shadows oh have our wives announce it for us? it’s strange & hard being here on fab because the single men tend to impede the attractiveness of a hot husband to those women Who *may be interested? we tend to slip under the radar, just given all of the other shenanigans. You know with all of the ‘meat’ now offers and stuff and you get it.
Either way, now is your time to shine
Very true!
It’s my perfect scenario, but I’m not a 1 & done guy. Could be, but that would be inauthentic to myself.
Ultimately Consistency, intimacy with a long term view is where I’m at. What would a female equivalent of a Bull be? Vixen? (I hate the term bull) so many terms and boxes… fuck it, you get the point. "Hmm. I'm not sure of the terms, I'm sure someone knows x | |||
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"Rubik is a hot husband, well he used to be, not so much anymore. Apparently a hot husband is not ok, a wife not wanting to sleep with other men but let her husband go off and get turned on by it, is not ok but if the boot is on the other foot, it's all ok!! Hiring Rubik out of anyone wants him, housetrained, good with fingers and tongue and anything else he might put in or near you, always says please and thank you, all he asks for in payment is a kiss on the cheek and a whack on his love heart bum! X With this in mind... Evening ladies
Perfectly timed entrance
I thought so it's almost like fate or something lol
Apart from the 5 hour journey between us
It's always the way for me unfortunately I'm desirable to the northerners but live down south
Well i mean you could suggest to your wife that you could move
I'll put it to her, not sure the job will accept the reason for relocation as I want to go have extra marital relations, and pretty sure the ex wouldn't be happy with my son being so far away when he's with me
Why don't you move down south?"Goddamit, always a spanner in the works
I have plans to when I retire! | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend
I was a husband once. "I was a wife once | |||
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"I'm here "Are you a couple? | |||
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"Someone willing to marry me for this?" Fuck it, I'll take one for the team | |||
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"If I had a husband, he’d be a hothusband. I’d be delighted in hearing all he got up to. Alas, no hot husband or hothusband for me. Wanna team up and find two hot husbands to have fun with
I’m in! "Ok so now we just need to find two hot husbands instead of one.. Uh ho | |||
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"I'm in if you want to see if I fit the bill "Are you a couple | |||
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"She'd lend me out but probably change the locks or move house "Blimey
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"Is this the male equivalent of the menopause? "Whuuut
I've reread it
Whuuut | |||
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"My ex husband is pretty hot. Or he was a decade ago anyway. You can have him... and if you find him could you ask him to come pick up this box please? " well the point of looking for them here, is so i don't have to go find them myself | |||
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"My ex husband is pretty hot. Or he was a decade ago anyway. You can have him... and if you find him could you ask him to come pick up this box please?
well the point of looking for them here, is so i don't have to go find them myself "Dammit | |||
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"My ex husband is pretty hot. Or he was a decade ago anyway. You can have him... and if you find him could you ask him to come pick up this box please?
well the point of looking for them here, is so i don't have to go find them myself
Dammit"Nice try.. What's in the box | |||
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"My ex husband is pretty hot. Or he was a decade ago anyway. You can have him... and if you find him could you ask him to come pick up this box please?
well the point of looking for them here, is so i don't have to go find them myself
Dammit
Nice try.. What's in the box "Weirdly I've never looked in it | |||
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"My ex husband is pretty hot. Or he was a decade ago anyway. You can have him... and if you find him could you ask him to come pick up this box please?
well the point of looking for them here, is so i don't have to go find them myself
Dammit
Nice try.. What's in the box
Weirdly I've never looked in it "Oooo new thread - guess the contents... I'm sure we did that with a garden shed a few years ago | |||
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"My ex husband is pretty hot. Or he was a decade ago anyway. You can have him... and if you find him could you ask him to come pick up this box please?
well the point of looking for them here, is so i don't have to go find them myself
Dammit
Nice try.. What's in the box
Weirdly I've never looked in it
Oooo new thread - guess the contents... I'm sure we did that with a garden shed a few years ago "I think we did! I'll have to get someone else to check the box though. I can't look now! | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend
I’ve got one
Do you share
Yes "Correct answer x | |||
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"Is this for real. Lol Of course, lots of ladies looking for hot husbands! They are nicely trained and prepped, smell good, look good and go home at the end of the meet " | |||
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"Is that a proposal? I am not sure I am ready for that kind of a commitment. How good is this use and abuse they have lined up for me? Ohhhhh I'm not looking for a husband of my own.... Just to borrow one and return them slightly broken
Oh my partner would love to lend me out and have me returned broken, I don't think it's grounds for marriage though
So you are a hot non-husband "I guess... It's not got the same ring to it as hotwife has it? Maybe there needs to be name for it, someone should start a thread. | |||
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"Well, now we’re married I guess I qualify.. Becky will happily lend me out to you Midnight.. I was up near you last night..
Should’ve made plans..
X"How many times would she lend you out - just out of interest… x | |||
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"My ex husband is pretty hot. Or he was a decade ago anyway. You can have him... and if you find him could you ask him to come pick up this box please?
well the point of looking for them here, is so i don't have to go find them myself
Dammit
Nice try.. What's in the box
Weirdly I've never looked in it
Oooo new thread - guess the contents... I'm sure we did that with a garden shed a few years ago
I think we did! I'll have to get someone else to check the box though. I can't look now!"Oh we can defo arrange that | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend
I’ve got one
Do you share
Yes
Correct answer x " | |||
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"Is that a proposal? I am not sure I am ready for that kind of a commitment. How good is this use and abuse they have lined up for me? Ohhhhh I'm not looking for a husband of my own.... Just to borrow one and return them slightly broken
Oh my partner would love to lend me out and have me returned broken, I don't think it's grounds for marriage though
So you are a hot non-husband
I guess... It's not got the same ring to it as hotwife has it? Maybe there needs to be name for it, someone should start a thread."
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"They exist. They're a rare breed though. You've got to discount those with potential drama (jealousy etc), those who only want to talk about their wife and don't really... give you much in the way of attention. I also don't like the idea of my messages being read by a silent spectator, I'd much rather we all spoke. That's a me thing though! When you find them and it works? It can be incredibly hot. Fun. Easy because you know where everyone stands. They're also generally really respectful in conversation. They do exist Midnight but they're more a unicorn than the millions of bisexual women who'll meet couples on here. "Oh heck... That's why I've never found one! | |||
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"Rubik is a hot husband, well he used to be, not so much anymore. Apparently a hot husband is not ok, a wife not wanting to sleep with other men but let her husband go off and get turned on by it, is not ok but if the boot is on the other foot, it's all ok!! Hiring Rubik out of anyone wants him, housetrained, good with fingers and tongue and anything else he might put in or near you, always says please and thank you, all he asks for in payment is a kiss on the cheek and a whack on his love heart bum! X With this in mind... Evening ladies
Perfectly timed entrance
I thought so it's almost like fate or something lol
Apart from the 5 hour journey between us
It's always the way for me unfortunately I'm desirable to the northerners but live down south
Well i mean you could suggest to your wife that you could move
I'll put it to her, not sure the job will accept the reason for relocation as I want to go have extra marital relations, and pretty sure the ex wouldn't be happy with my son being so far away when he's with me
Why don't you move down south?
Goddamit, always a spanner in the works
I have plans to when I retire! "And what date is that so I can put it in my diary | |||
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"Well, now we’re married I guess I qualify.. Becky will happily lend me out to you Midnight.. I was up near you last night..
Should’ve made plans..
X"No way are you kidding me | |||
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"Rubik is a hot husband, well he used to be, not so much anymore. Apparently a hot husband is not ok, a wife not wanting to sleep with other men but let her husband go off and get turned on by it, is not ok but if the boot is on the other foot, it's all ok!! Hiring Rubik out of anyone wants him, housetrained, good with fingers and tongue and anything else he might put in or near you, always says please and thank you, all he asks for in payment is a kiss on the cheek and a whack on his love heart bum! X With this in mind... Evening ladies
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I thought so it's almost like fate or something lol
Apart from the 5 hour journey between us
It's always the way for me unfortunately I'm desirable to the northerners but live down south
Well i mean you could suggest to your wife that you could move
I'll put it to her, not sure the job will accept the reason for relocation as I want to go have extra marital relations, and pretty sure the ex wouldn't be happy with my son being so far away when he's with me
Why don't you move down south?
Goddamit, always a spanner in the works
I have plans to when I retire!
And what date is that so I can put it in my diary " err 4 years and counting | |||
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"Fill your boots , R’s a hottie.
Main issue is getting him in the country for long enough so he can miss-behave.
Dx
Can't we confiscate his passport
Quick I’ll grab his passport, you grab his…….…
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"What makes a hot husband hot ... He has a wife, who either watches or lends out / gets updates... A bit like a hot eife, but with a penis instead of a vag "I lend mine out. I’m a very sharing soul | |||
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"In 6 years, not one single woman has approached us for the fella. " That's absolutely unreal!!! | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend "We’re not married but you could have mine if we were nearer! Have to admit I’d rather watch than just hear about it though …. | |||
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"What makes a hot husband hot ... He has a wife, who either watches or lends out / gets updates... A bit like a hot eife, but with a penis instead of a vag "I love Mr having fun with a lady but only with me watching. X | |||
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"She doesn't like sharing her things unless she really likes you but as he's not exactly in the top hot percentile in here that is not an issue that has ever arisen. She would probably consider it for a drink and a pack of ready salted though
Oooo lager top??
She's a classy chick - dash of lime please
If she came up North I'd buy her a pint of boddingtons and then one of us would lick the cream off her top lip "Only if I can have a flake in it luv | |||
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"In 6 years, not one single woman has approached us for the fella. " In fairness he is eclipsed by his wife’s booty | |||
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"What makes a hot husband hot ... He has a wife, who either watches or lends out / gets updates... A bit like a hot eife, but with a penis instead of a vag "Loaning him out and wife waiting for updates is right up our street | |||
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"What makes a hot husband hot ... He has a wife, who either watches or lends out / gets updates... A bit like a hot eife, but with a penis instead of a vag
Loaning him out and wife waiting for updates is right up our street "Shall I text you or WhatsApp you x | |||
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"In 6 years, not one single woman has approached us for the fella. In fairness he is eclipsed by his wife’s booty" Dudes not exactly Shrek is he | |||
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Albeit they do say ‘good things come to those who wait’! | |||
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"I’m eclipsed by my wife too…
Albeit they do say ‘good things come to those who wait’! "They also say Carpe Diem and Memento Mori…. well, they used to | |||
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" They also say Carpe Diem and Memento Mori…. well, they used to " I covered that in my earlier post.
Just this evening, only having a conversation and once they saw I was married, (they didn’t read my profile at first at all) they said they had a compass & principles; then POOF gone.
Literally a social conversation though, nothing salacious. I loved her candour, i appreciated it, I don’t mind rejection, but it is hard enough.
Us HotHusbands … it’s a rough old ride.
Keep shooting the hoops…
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"In 6 years, not one single woman has approached us for the fella. " That’s probably because your profile explicitly says that you only play together | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend "I thought married men were taboo here? | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend
I thought married men were taboo here?"*cheating married men | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend "By special invite | |||
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"In 6 years, not one single woman has approached us for the fella. That’s probably because your profile explicitly says that you only play together" This
Many of us want to borrow the husband only for some play time, then send him home afterwards | |||
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"The other factor could be alot of couple profiles are maintained by the guys with the women only reviewing when the nonsense stuff is filtered off like ours is so it's not as straightforward as just asking to borrow him as let's face it if you ask 90% of guys will be like "oh yeah sure you can borrow me" the 10% are probably the ones in this forum group"“I’m just popping out for a couple of hours luv, I’ve been called into action again” | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend "I'm a hot ex-husband if that helps.
Although to be fair I think only 50% of that comment's factually accurate...... | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend
We’re not married but you could have mine if we were nearer! Have to admit I’d rather watch than just hear about it though …. " | |||
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"I would quite like to borrow a husband. " I'm not doing the DIY if you borrow me lol | |||
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"I would quite like to borrow a husband. " What size, rating, how long do you want him for? Please sign this damage waiver. Fair wear and tear accepted. Must be returned in working order, fully recharged with all attachments. Operating manual is online. If you have any problems, call this number and ask for the Mrs. | |||
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"I would quite like to borrow a husband. I'm not doing the DIY if you borrow me lol" I can never get my drill to work on my own | |||
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"I would quite like to borrow a husband. What size, rating, how long do you want him for? Please sign this damage waiver. Fair wear and tear accepted. Must be returned in working order, fully recharged with all attachments. Operating manual is online. If you have any problems, call this number and ask for the Mrs." Photos of before and after, just incase | |||
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"I would quite like to borrow a husband. I'm not doing the DIY if you borrow me lol I can never get my drill to work on my own "If I can get it going could you leave a good review on shag advisor? | |||
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"I would quite like to borrow a husband. I'm not doing the DIY if you borrow me lol I can never get my drill to work on my own "See I'd be concerned that I would show up and it would be the car you'd want servicing | |||
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"I would quite like to borrow a husband. What size, rating, how long do you want him for? Please sign this damage waiver. Fair wear and tear accepted. Must be returned in working order, fully recharged with all attachments. Operating manual is online. If you have any problems, call this number and ask for the Mrs. Photos of before and after, just incase "make sure the relevant training has been achieved and the revelant risk assessments done | |||
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"I would quite like to borrow a husband. What size, rating, how long do you want him for? Please sign this damage waiver. Fair wear and tear accepted. Must be returned in working order, fully recharged with all attachments. Operating manual is online. If you have any problems, call this number and ask for the Mrs. Photos of before and after, just incase make sure the relevant training has been achieved and the revelant risk assessments done "Doesn't that work with ways, hot husband certified??? | |||
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"In 6 years, not one single woman has approached us for the fella. That’s probably because your profile explicitly says that you only play together" It doesn't stop the guys always asking for me (Mrs) to meet alone, even though it states I don't, that's why our profile is worded that way, the fella is fair game haha!! | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend "There's one right here not overly experienced with playing alone as you may be able to tell | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend "Hot hubby available, not easily concerned about being abused while naked and balls deep, do your worst | |||
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How are you washing up and ironing? | |||
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#sorrynotsorry | |||
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"Zillions of husbands but not necessarily hot.
#sorrynotsorry"And to all the adulterous husbands from their single profiles putting themselves forward - that’s not how the Hothusband dynamic works at all | |||
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"Where are all the hot husbands.. How do you find them
How do you apply to use and abuse them... Asking for a friend "You are a very naughty woman, I blame the MLS meet over the weekend, seems to have set your therapy sessions back!
Available for further consultations should you so require! | |||
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