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Joshua 1:9
‘Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.’
Have a good day everyone  |
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2 Kings 2:23-24
They said to him, “Go up too, you baldhead! Go up too, you baldhead!” Elisha turned around, looked at them, and put a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two mother bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys to pieces. |
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"Joshua 1:9
‘Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.’
Have a good day everyone "
Leighton 27:24
Always be kind, never judge anyone and remember we are all equal,if someone is at rock bottom don't stand over them get on your knees and lift them back up, time is the most precious gift you can give someone |
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"Joshua 1:9
‘Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.’
Have a good day everyone "
I don’t want him in the loo with me…  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
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"Joshua 1:9
‘Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.’
Have a good day everyone "
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Adam to Eve in the garden
… a fucking talking snake gave you an Apple - did you eat those mushrooms I warned you about? Get some sleep !! And give that Apple Im starving…. (Munch) … hey Eve - you’ve got smashing tits!!  |
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"2 Kings 2:23-24
They said to him, “Go up too, you baldhead! Go up too, you baldhead!” Elisha turned around, looked at them, and put a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two mother bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys to pieces."
You never even mentioned the porridge |
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"Revelation 9:6
“During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.”
Mr
Is that Everton fans?? "
Could be, also some single men on fab
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This is from the street bible, it’s quite funny I’m not sure how spiritually sound it is, But it’s entertaining me… 
First off, nothing. No light, no time, no substance, no matter. Second off, God starts it all off and WHAP! Stuff everywhere!” Genesis 1:1 |
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By *ascaIMan 21 weeks ago
Cheshire Liverpool Manchester |
"Revelation 9:6
“During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.”
Mr
Is that Everton fans?? "
 how long must I suffer?! |
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Book of blowjob:
God looked down on the faces of the upturned masses and said “Give them jizz” and they were covered and the facials of the believers were ecstatic. “Bukkake” they cried and everyone was happy. |
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"Revelation 9:6
“During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.”
Mr
Is that Everton fans??
how long must I suffer?! "
From a Red - im glad you’re still with us …  |
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Not a bible quote but the birth of Stone Cold Steve Austin
“You sit there, and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16 - AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS!” |
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This one could be easily used in a move like Pulp Fiction no problem.
Deuteronomy 6:14-15
"You shall not go after other gods, the gods of the peoples who are around you— for the LORD your God in your midst is a jealous God—lest the anger of the LORD your God be kindled against you, and he destroy you from off the face of the earth." |
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"This one could be easily used in a move like Pulp Fiction no problem.
Deuteronomy 6:14-15
"You shall not go after other gods, the gods of the peoples who are around you— for the LORD your God in your midst is a jealous God—lest the anger of the LORD your God be kindled against you, and he destroy you from off the face of the earth.""
Is that a real quote?
Mrs x |
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"Ezekiel 25:17 The Path of the Righteous Man.
The only one that makes any kind of sense.
Although to be fair it should now be 'Righteous Person'"
His bread is really nutritious..... expensive and elusive tho |
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"This one could be easily used in a move like Pulp Fiction no problem.
Deuteronomy 6:14-15
"You shall not go after other gods, the gods of the peoples who are around you— for the LORD your God in your midst is a jealous God—lest the anger of the LORD your God be kindled against you, and he destroy you from off the face of the earth."Is that a real quote?
Mrs x"
Oh yes. The quotes differ a bit (depending on the version of Bible) but god is often described as "jealous" in the old testament |
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By *ascaIMan 21 weeks ago
Cheshire Liverpool Manchester |
"Revelation 9:6
“During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.”
Mr
Is that Everton fans??
how long must I suffer?!
From a Red - im glad you’re still with us … "
We’ve been hanging in there! Appreciate it  |
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