" Yeah, but how many people are killed by elephants with a lion on top ?
None!
Exactly!!! So let's tie a lion on all the elephants. Safety first.
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There was a comedian that did a bit aboutbeign scared of a bomb on a plane, but the odds of there being two on a plane was so miniscule that the safest way to travel was to take your own on board. |
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" Yeah, but how many people are killed by elephants with a lion on top ?
None!
Exactly!!! So let's tie a lion on all the elephants. Safety first.
There was a comedian that did a bit aboutbeign scared of a bomb on a plane, but the odds of there being two on a plane was so miniscule that the safest way to travel was to take your own on board. "
Hahaha, brilliant.
Lee Mack did something similar about drink driving.
They say drink driving is dangerous but I can tell you two things that are more dangerous. One...drinking. Two....driving. There are more people killed by either drinking or driving than any killed by drink driving, but do you know how many people are killed by drink driving and juggling? |
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"That more people die every year in toaster related incidents than shark attacks
Please use this thread to post any fun or bizarre facts"
Other Shark facts
1. Greenland Sharks can live over 400 years old.
2. Your more likily to die from a coconut dropping on your head then a Shark attack.
3 Sharks favourite music is Metal yep strange but true.
4. Basking Sharks like to speed date haha, there a mating ritual they do called a torus where a group up 16 sharks meet up to find a partner. |
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"Ants never ever get ill or sick
True, but there is one incident of an ant getting d*unk and crashing his car though!"
Haha, Thai is true.
Turns out they never get sick because they have little anty bodies.  |
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"Ants never ever get ill or sick
True, but there is one incident of an ant getting d*unk and crashing his car though!
Haha, Thai is true.
Turns out they never get sick because they have little anty bodies. "
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By *4bimMan 22 weeks ago
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"Elephants kill more humans every year than lions by double 
I thought Hippos were the worst "
You are correct. Hippos kill more and are very dangerous.
They are lovely to look at but do not disturb them. |
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" Yeah, but how many people are killed by elephants with a lion on top ?
None!
Exactly!!! So let's tie a lion on all the elephants. Safety first.
There was a comedian that did a bit aboutbeign scared of a bomb on a plane, but the odds of there being two on a plane was so miniscule that the safest way to travel was to take your own on board. "
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"Ants never ever get ill or sick "
Any ants, or just a specific species of ant, cos there are ants in the Amazon that suffer from a fungal infection of the brain that makes them climb as high as possible before they are immobilised and then fungal spores grow out of their heads killing the ant before the spores pop in order to spread the fungi, all the other ants in the colony can sense a infected ant and they avoid the sick ant. |
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"Ants never ever get ill or sick
Any ants, or just a specific species of ant, cos there are ants in the Amazon that suffer from a fungal infection of the brain that makes them climb as high as possible before they are immobilised and then fungal spores grow out of their heads killing the ant before the spores pop in order to spread the fungi, all the other ants in the colony can sense a infected ant and they avoid the sick ant. "
Haha, you obviously didn't read the full thread, it was a joke.
Everything gets ill. |
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