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I just read a veri that said about a bloke........
Very and attractive and highly intelligent - way too good for this site!
So what does that say about you lot ?
What backhanded insults/compliments have you seen or had ?
Keep it light and no names x |
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' you're so much easier to talk to than other women.'
' she doesn't have all the drama like other women of her age'
' I'm not like other men'
' it's so nice to see a woman who takes care of herself '
God damn all you other horrors |
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"Appeared in the restaurant looking like she lives under a bridge… teeth like she’s been eating sugar puffs and more hair on her top lip than Freddy Mercury… was the veri I had ready for Granny but she never met me!!  
*some details above may be inaccurate "
Too right details are inaccurate! It was a CAFF! |
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"Appeared in the restaurant looking like she lives under a bridge… teeth like she’s been eating sugar puffs and more hair on her top lip than Freddy Mercury… was the veri I had ready for Granny but she never met me!!
*some details above may be inaccurate
Too right details are inaccurate! It was a CAFF!"
Hey!! Im trying to project an ‘urban sophistication’ image on here !!! |
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“I can’t believe you’re on here”
“I can’t believe you’re single”
“I can’t believe you’re 51” or, the prime variation of it which is “You’re look good for 51 years old”
And my personal favourite - “You’re not my usual type but I still would” (after seeing my face picture)
I could go on. |
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When I meet with people for the first time I usually push the boat out and choose a fancy restraunt like a wetherspoons or something.
9 out of the 10 time's I'm wearing my chicken suit and one time this lady who we will call Linda (because you can't use real names on here) had the audacity to say these hurtful words to me "I love the suit your comb is sublime, your feathers are so shiny but as for your wattles they are tiny and pathetic how the hell are they even that colour you definitely aren't for me cock". They got up walked off never to be seen again left me all alone even blocked me on fab.
I went home feeling so clucking sad with tears in my beedy little eyes I couldn't even cross the road to get to the other side.
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"When I meet with people for the first time I usually push the boat out and choose a fancy restraunt like a wetherspoons or something.
9 out of the 10 time's I'm wearing my chicken suit and one time this lady who we will call Linda (because you can't use real names on here) had the audacity to say these hurtful words to me "I love the suit your comb is sublime, your feathers are so shiny but as for your wattles they are tiny and pathetic how the hell are they even that colour you definitely aren't for me cock". They got up walked off never to be seen again left me all alone even blocked me on fab.
I went home feeling so clucking sad with tears in my beedy little eyes I couldn't even cross the road to get to the other side.
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"When I meet with people for the first time I usually push the boat out and choose a fancy restraunt like a wetherspoons or something.
9 out of the 10 time's I'm wearing my chicken suit and one time this lady who we will call Linda (because you can't use real names on here) had the audacity to say these hurtful words to me "I love the suit your comb is sublime, your feathers are so shiny but as for your wattles they are tiny and pathetic how the hell are they even that colour you definitely aren't for me cock". They got up walked off never to be seen again left me all alone even blocked me on fab.
I went home feeling so clucking sad with tears in my beedy little eyes I couldn't even cross the road to get to the other side.
Did you go on Curry night with a free effe ?"
I've always wondered if it's you (Linda) there's always been something I found familiar, how would anyone else know about the effe? |
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"When I meet with people for the first time I usually push the boat out and choose a fancy restraunt like a wetherspoons or something.
9 out of the 10 time's I'm wearing my chicken suit and one time this lady who we will call Linda (because you can't use real names on here) had the audacity to say these hurtful words to me "I love the suit your comb is sublime, your feathers are so shiny but as for your wattles they are tiny and pathetic how the hell are they even that colour you definitely aren't for me cock". They got up walked off never to be seen again left me all alone even blocked me on fab.
I went home feeling so clucking sad with tears in my beedy little eyes I couldn't even cross the road to get to the other side.
Did you go on Curry night with a free effe ?
I've always wondered if it's you (Linda) there's always been something I found familiar, how would anyone else know about the effe?"
Glanny see allllll Glasshoppaaa |
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By *ugby 123Couple 22 weeks ago
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"The ultimate secondary insult has to be
'older women know what they want and how to get it'
. Begone all you youngsters who don't know how to go about getting what you want."
Ah you see in my era I would go with that being true..I didn't come into my own until my late 30's. I think then it was an age thing for me.
Now though a lot of lovely youngsters have much more confidence and nouse about them to know what they want and know how to get it a lot younger than I was. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 22 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The ultimate secondary insult has to be
'older women know what they want and how to get it'
. Begone all you youngsters who don't know how to go about getting what you want.
Ah you see in my era I would go with that being true..I didn't come into my own until my late 30's. I think then it was an age thing for me.
Now though a lot of lovely youngsters have much more confidence and nouse about them to know what they want and know how to get it a lot younger than I was."
"Nouse"! That's the word I couldn't think of the other day! |
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"If you where my wife I wouldn't share you...  "
We've had this one too as well as if I'm in a relationship there's no way I'll be in or let her be in this lifestyle, but do you fancy getting together?
Also not forgetting the usual are you really as old as you say? No of course not ..I just like to make myself older for fun  |
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"When I meet with people for the first time I usually push the boat out and choose a fancy restraunt like a wetherspoons or something.
9 out of the 10 time's I'm wearing my chicken suit and one time this lady who we will call Linda (because you can't use real names on here) had the audacity to say these hurtful words to me "I love the suit your comb is sublime, your feathers are so shiny but as for your wattles they are tiny and pathetic how the hell are they even that colour you definitely aren't for me cock". They got up walked off never to be seen again left me all alone even blocked me on fab.
I went home feeling so clucking sad with tears in my beedy little eyes I couldn't even cross the road to get to the other side.
Did you go on Curry night with a free effe ?
I've always wondered if it's you (Linda) there's always been something I found familiar, how would anyone else know about the effe?
Glanny see allllll Glasshoppaaa "
I'm sorry you had to see that this morning but it wasn't even my Idea.  |
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"I just read a veri that said about a bloke........
Very and attractive and highly intelligent - way too good for this site!
So what does that say about you lot ?
What backhanded insults/compliments have you seen or had ?
Keep it light and no names x "
Attractive for a disabled bird |
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By *agatoXXXMan 22 weeks ago
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"I just read a veri that said about a bloke........
Very and attractive and highly intelligent - way too good for this site!
So what does that say about you lot ?
What backhanded insults/compliments have you seen or had ?
Keep it light and no names x
Attractive for a disabled bird"
At least you got called attractive (and you are). People see my disability and vanish without trace.  |
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"I just read a veri that said about a bloke........
Very and attractive and highly intelligent - way too good for this site!
So what does that say about you lot ?
What backhanded insults/compliments have you seen or had ?
Keep it light and no names x
Attractive for a disabled bird
At least you got called attractive (and you are). People see my disability and vanish without trace. "
I also get proper insults
I was picking out the backhanded compliments only
I'm sorry you've experienced that  |
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By *agatoXXXMan 22 weeks ago
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"I just read a veri that said about a bloke........
Very and attractive and highly intelligent - way too good for this site!
So what does that say about you lot ?
What backhanded insults/compliments have you seen or had ?
Keep it light and no names x
Attractive for a disabled bird
At least you got called attractive (and you are). People see my disability and vanish without trace.
I also get proper insults
I was picking out the backhanded compliments only
I'm sorry you've experienced that "
I'm used to it now. |
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