Let me set the scene for you. It's dark, the pink Himalayan salt lamp is on, fresh sheets on the bed, freshly showered and shaved, favourite wax melt burning.. are you feeling it? Then a smoking hot guy walks in with a glass of wine and an entire tub of Ben and Jerry's and says "my love, I have done all the housework, the ice-cream is all for you, and you don't need to get up tomorrow morning until you want breakfast in bed", then he leaves and shuts the fuck up, you get a solid 8 hours of sleep, and wake up to the birds singing, sun through the window, and silence from the rest of the house.
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By *agatoXXXMan 26 weeks ago
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"Let me set the scene for you. It's dark, the pink Himalayan salt lamp is on, fresh sheets on the bed, freshly showered and shaved, favourite wax melt burning.. are you feeling it? Then a smoking hot guy walks in with a glass of wine and an entire tub of Ben and Jerry's and says "my love, I have done all the housework, the ice-cream is all for you, and you don't need to get up tomorrow morning until you want breakfast in bed", then he leaves and shuts the fuck up, you get a solid 8 hours of sleep, and wake up to the birds singing, sun through the window, and silence from the rest of the house.
Ooft"
It was all going so well until you brought up the smoking hot guy...  |
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"Let me set the scene for you. It's dark, the pink Himalayan salt lamp is on, fresh sheets on the bed, freshly showered and shaved, favourite wax melt burning.. are you feeling it? Then a smoking hot guy walks in with a glass of wine and an entire tub of Ben and Jerry's and says "my love, I have done all the housework, the ice-cream is all for you, and you don't need to get up tomorrow morning until you want breakfast in bed", then he leaves and shuts the fuck up, you get a solid 8 hours of sleep, and wake up to the birds singing, sun through the window, and silence from the rest of the house.
Ooft"
Oh. And I let the cat out  |
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"Let me set the scene for you. It's dark, the pink Himalayan salt lamp is on, fresh sheets on the bed, freshly showered and shaved, favourite wax melt burning.. are you feeling it? Then a smoking hot guy walks in with a glass of wine and an entire tub of Ben and Jerry's and says "my love, I have done all the housework, the ice-cream is all for you, and you don't need to get up tomorrow morning until you want breakfast in bed", then he leaves and shuts the fuck up, you get a solid 8 hours of sleep, and wake up to the birds singing, sun through the window, and silence from the rest of the house.
Ooft"
I fed the cat |
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"Let me set the scene for you. It's dark, the pink Himalayan salt lamp is on, fresh sheets on the bed, freshly showered and shaved, favourite wax melt burning.. are you feeling it? Then a smoking hot guy walks in with a glass of wine and an entire tub of Ben and Jerry's and says "my love, I have done all the housework, the ice-cream is all for you, and you don't need to get up tomorrow morning until you want breakfast in bed", then he leaves and shuts the fuck up, you get a solid 8 hours of sleep, and wake up to the birds singing, sun through the window, and silence from the rest of the house.
Ooft"
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