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By *ickylou OP Couple 33 weeks ago

b71

Come on. Let’s have a laugh.

Things you can say at a meal and in the bedroom

I will start it off

More sausage nan ?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan 33 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm sorry Daphne, I appear to have spilled my gravy.

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Don’t talk with your mouth full, it’s bad manners

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

I'm stuffed.

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By *lex CoxMan 33 weeks ago

Porth

Mmmm nice and moist!

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By *lder budweiserMan 33 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

I don't like the taste of that

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 33 weeks ago

Leeds

I’m not eating that

The mr

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 33 weeks ago

Cardiff

Careful, don’t want you choking

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

It tastes like chicken

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By *lder budweiserMan 33 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Are you sure that's edible, the juices are running pink

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Meat and two veg please

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Can I have the bill please?

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By *urious_CB22Man 33 weeks ago

Cambridge

Would you care to taste my wife's cream pie? It's fresh, she really enjoyed making it, I helped too of course.

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By *ickylou OP Couple 33 weeks ago

b71

"Are you sure that's edible, the juices are running pink"

Omfg.

Take it out now. It’s starting to burn.

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By *rBobbMan 33 weeks ago

Birmingham

Would you like seconds my love?

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By *allandathleticMan 33 weeks ago

Asgard

Whys it smell of shit in here?

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By *dventurousSexplorersCouple 33 weeks ago

Fantasy Land

That was really fishy

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 33 weeks ago

Cardiff

Slow down it’s not a race

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By *lex CoxMan 33 weeks ago

Porth

This cheese stick is really cheesy.

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By *ickshawedCouple 33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Is your gravy always lumpy?

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By *lex CoxMan 33 weeks ago

Porth

I got a spotted dick for you! Want cream.

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By *4bimMan 33 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

White sauce on your chops dear?

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By *elloWoman 33 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Nice and firm on top but oh dear is this a soggy bottom

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By *2000ManMan 33 weeks ago

Worthing

Hope a lot turn up.

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Next time we should invite the neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

How do you know you don’t like it if you’ve never tried it?

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

If it's too hot blow on it a bit

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By *arkSovereignMan 33 weeks ago

Lancashire

You’ve still got some around your mouth.. would you like a tissue?

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Be a shame to waste it might ask if anybody wants a mouthfull

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By *till gameMan 33 weeks ago

Oldham

Would you like a spoon

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By *ripfillMan 33 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

… now turn your meat over …

Can I help you with that …. It’s exploded everywhere !

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By *icecouple561Couple 33 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Did you bring the turkey baster?

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By *ucka39Man 33 weeks ago

Newcastle

Something smells fishy

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 33 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful...

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By *till gameMan 33 weeks ago

Oldham

It’s a pity your friend couldn’t join us

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 33 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

There's no need to stuff it all in your mouth at once.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 33 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

This is always so much more sociable when it's a big group.

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By *till gameMan 33 weeks ago

Oldham

You want more !

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 33 weeks ago

Bromley

Would you like more special sauce on your baps dear?

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Is this always this fishy?

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Who's for afters?

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By *ikkicdukTV/TS 33 weeks ago

Liverpool

I do love a good spitroast

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By *burns7Man 33 weeks ago

walsall

Filled me up that has

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

"I do love a good spitroast

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Oh no, something is stuck in my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

It may be small, but that’s fine dining for you.

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By *illDoXXXMan 33 weeks ago

Preston

Don’t talk with your mouth full

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 33 weeks ago

Bromley

"Is this always this fishy?

Made me spill my pint

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 33 weeks ago

Bromley

Do you mind if I lick your plate clean?

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By *tephanjMan 33 weeks ago

Kettering

Is that it

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