This is a storey a true one about when I was 14 years of age, my father has pissed off when I was a baby I must not have liked him because my mum told me he had on his best suit and I had a cream cake and wiped it down his suit I’d say he wasn’t impressed about that but growing up with my mum and grandparents were my family.
My grandmother died when I was about 13 right in front of my eyes I had never seen anyone I loved or cared about die before it was quite an experience not a good one, I still to this day remember her in the kitchen.
So one night we were all watching a wolfman movie it’s the one with Oliver reed in it and at that time we just had a black and white TV at that time well we were poor we could not afford a colour one we could not even get BBC 2.
So it was the part where there chasing him and isn’t it odd when the interesting part comes on you want to go to the loo, so off I went we had a outside loo and I think at that time my grandfather was quite big on recycling before the rest had though of it because our toilet roll was the Manchester evening news on a hook, and if you were very lucky you had the sat football pink which was a lot softer I can tell you!!
Well there’s one thing to be said for it at least you could have a read while you were on the loo.
So there me sat there and for some odd read and there was no light it there I looked up and it was a full moon, then I reached down to my crouch and thought oh what this hair !!! Then this dreadful fear came over me I thought omg I am turning into a wolfman like the guy on the TV, I grabbed my jean’s run into the room and said mam, mam she said what!!! I said think I am turning into a wolfman she say why? I them dropped my pants and said look!!!!!
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