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If Storks are the birds that bring babies, which are the birds that stop them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP 22 weeks ago

answers on a postcard!

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

swallows

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 22 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Pelican't

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By (user no longer on site) OP 22 weeks ago

"swallows"

Baddum Tish!

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 22 weeks ago

Bromley

Vultures

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By *odgerMooreMan 22 weeks ago

Carlisle

Mother in laws!!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 22 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"swallows"

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By *auls21Man 22 weeks ago

Derry

"swallows"

Winner

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By *eavilMan 22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Lesbians?

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By *lexm87Man 22 weeks ago

Various

Condoms, sorry, condors.

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By *r John WickMan 22 weeks ago

The Continental

Wood-peckers

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By *eilandChazzCouple 22 weeks ago

Gloucester

Anal birds !

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By *lex CoxMan 22 weeks ago

Porth

Cuckoo

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By *ex HolesMan 22 weeks ago

Up North

The big ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP 22 weeks ago

"Wood-peckers

And the runners up prize goes to....

You get an honourable mention!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 22 weeks ago

St Leonards

Bearded tits can stop you in your tracks.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

The ones who keep their tights on stupid !

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By *rBobbMan 22 weeks ago

Birmingham

"The ones who keep their tights on stupid !"

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By (user no longer on site) OP 22 weeks ago

I managed to breed my ex during covid and she managed to stop it

but that's another story!

The punchline of the joke I've heard is "Swallows" but we're all so creative I'm leaving the thread open!

Bearded Tits is a strong contender, well done that man!

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By *agatoXXXMan 22 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

A raven with a coat-hanger.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 22 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"A raven with a coat-hanger."

I too have shared that meme.

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By *imi_RougeWoman 22 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Vulture?

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By *layfullsamMan 22 weeks ago

Solihull

The rare “Analonly bird” from the Virgin Islands

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By *oerichMan 22 weeks ago

Tameside

Not sure about a bird but there’s a snake called the boner constrictor.

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