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If there’s one thing fab has taught me, it’s that I don’t have a type.
I find that I’m attracted to all sorts of people on here, curvy, slim, long hair, short hair, her or him but mostly her, the constant is definitely the personality.
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I've learnt that you can't get a proper chicken suit anymore they are just onesies, the fruit club is extinct and toblerone has reverted back to it's original shape although the milk doesn't come from swiss cows no more so it can't be labelled swiss chocolate. |
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"I've learnt that you can't get a proper chicken suit anymore they are just onesies, the fruit club is extinct and toblerone has reverted back to it's original shape although the milk doesn't come from swiss cows no more so it can't be labelled swiss chocolate. "
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"I've learnt that you can't get a proper chicken suit anymore they are just onesies, the fruit club is extinct and toblerone has reverted back to it's original shape although the milk doesn't come from swiss cows no more so it can't be labelled swiss chocolate.
Who knew? "
Fab is Google's sexy sister. |
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I dont have a type and apparently hot lists fluctuate.
Im gutted about tolberone 
I learn something different everyday.
My sexual vocabulary has increased and i can say more than fuck it now !! 
Oh and apparently meditation is the key!! |
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"I dont have a type and apparently hot lists fluctuate.
Im gutted about tolberone
I learn something different everyday.
My sexual vocabulary has increased and i can say more than fuck it now !!
Oh and apparently meditation is the key!! "
It seems for me, mediation is the key.  |
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"It's taught me that I can't be trusted to have a long term fuck buddy and not get the feels, hence why I don't meet anymore "
I know the feeling, but then surely it becomes a FWB - I like keeping the relationship (feelings are there and it is very comfortable). |
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"I dont have a type and apparently hot lists fluctuate.
Im gutted about tolberone
I learn something different everyday.
My sexual vocabulary has increased and i can say more than fuck it now !!
Oh and apparently meditation is the key!!
It seems for me, mediation is the key. "
Some how fixes broken cause broken aint really broken! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 22 weeks ago
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...it's that everyone needs a TV in their bedroom! (Some just don't realise it, yet)
...it's that bumpussies are so unfashionable that they will always be in fashion!
...it's that the thread we wrote on that night didn't actually look anything like this thread!
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 22 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"...it's that everyone needs a TV in their bedroom! (Some just don't realise it, yet)
...it's that bumpussies are so unfashionable that they will always be in fashion! Ko
...it's that the thread we wrote on that night didn't actually look anything like this thread!
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So... actually three things.
... and a nearly fanatical devotion to the Pope!
FOUR things! |
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"I’m not fussy either!  lol
Squirrels can type  who knew!!
That’s not all they can do!
A few things with iced caramal latte's to by the sound of it!"
Has to be hazelnut latte! I am a squirrel after all! |
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"I’m not fussy either! lol
Squirrels can type who knew!!
That’s not all they can do!
A few things with iced caramal latte's to by the sound of it!
Has to be hazelnut latte! I am a squirrel after all! "
You store nuts!! |
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"I’m not fussy either! lol
Squirrels can type who knew!!
That’s not all they can do!
A few things with iced caramal latte's to by the sound of it!
Has to be hazelnut latte! I am a squirrel after all!
You store nuts!! "
But I can never find them!  |
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"It's taught me that I can't be trusted to have a long term fuck buddy and not get the feels, hence why I don't meet anymore
I know the feeling, but then surely it becomes a FWB - I like keeping the relationship (feelings are there and it is very comfortable)."
It was a bit more complicated than that. I shan't say anymore than that lol |
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"I’m not fussy either! lol
Squirrels can type who knew!!
That’s not all they can do!
A few things with iced caramal latte's to by the sound of it!
Has to be hazelnut latte! I am a squirrel after all!
You store nuts!!
But I can never find them! "
Maybe you should find a ferret |
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"I’m not fussy either! lol
Squirrels can type who knew!!
That’s not all they can do!
A few things with iced caramal latte's to by the sound of it!
Has to be hazelnut latte! I am a squirrel after all!
You store nuts!!
But I can never find them!
Maybe you should find a ferret "
There’s one down my trousers! |
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"Fab tought me I don't like men sexually, I say tought more like put me off men sexually forever.
We’re happy to watch!
I wonder why I was put off, oh yeah..... "
The horse had already bolted! Can’t blame me! |
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That even though it’s fab, there’s some really decent people on here. Who’d have thought it eh. Some who scare the living daylights out of me too  but mostly nice people.
Oh and also to reverse image search on photos |
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I've learned the following:
TVs have a great sense of humour on here.
Couples from the Midlands are the real 'goers'
Welsh women are wonderful
The ones you like live miles away.
Stereotyping gets you in trouble.
Trouble sometimes finds me. |
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Some things I’ve learnt on Fab…
Jacked/sculpted bodies aren’t the immediate turn-on they once were.
One-on-one is much more fun than group.
Kissing is the best.
A friendship along with the fun is great. Regular over multiple meets.
I just have to keep it together when I tip into lusting after women… My interest in guys will return and there’s actually some chance of meeting them, lol.
Daytime sex is amazing.
I’m more dominant than I thought. Not in the tediously “alpha” way; just not being submissive. Wanting to lead things, etc.
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By *eliWoman 22 weeks ago
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One thing? Only one.
Okay. I can do this. Choose one.
Oh. Fab has really taught me the importance of not actively looking for anything. You can be open to things, without that pressure added on. And then the right people do come in to your life, for whatever reason, for however long. Life is far more enjoyable when you're living it, not trying to fit a piece in to the wrong jigsaw. |
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"One thing? Only one.
Okay. I can do this. Choose one.
Oh. Fab has really taught me the importance of not actively looking for anything. You can be open to things, without that pressure added on. And then the right people do come in to your life, for whatever reason, for however long. Life is far more enjoyable when you're living it, not trying to fit a piece in to the wrong jigsaw."
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"If there’s one thing fab has taught me, it’s that I don’t have a type.
I find that I’m attracted to all sorts of people on here, curvy, slim, long hair, short hair, her or him but mostly her, the constant is definitely the personality.
What have you learnt about yourself? "
I've learned the same, actually.
Also that there's a lot of douches in the world, unfortunately |
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"If there’s one thing fab has taught me, it’s that I don’t have a type.
I find that I’m attracted to all sorts of people on here, curvy, slim, long hair, short hair, her or him but mostly her, the constant is definitely the personality.
What have you learnt about yourself?
I've learned the same, actually.
Also that there's a lot of douches in the world, unfortunately "
True but hopefully the non douches make up for the douches. |
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"One thing? Only one.
Okay. I can do this. Choose one.
Oh. Fab has really taught me the importance of not actively looking for anything. You can be open to things, without that pressure added on. And then the right people do come in to your life, for whatever reason, for however long. Life is far more enjoyable when you're living it, not trying to fit a piece in to the wrong jigsaw."
This Spot on. 
But also….
I’m Very similar to-the poster further up, if you like me you have to tell me , spell it out, maybe use crayon…. as I am oblivious to subtle female cue’s and signals. #JustAMan  |
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"One thing? Only one.
Okay. I can do this. Choose one.
Oh. Fab has really taught me the importance of not actively looking for anything. You can be open to things, without that pressure added on. And then the right people do come in to your life, for whatever reason, for however long. Life is far more enjoyable when you're living it, not trying to fit a piece in to the wrong jigsaw.
This Spot on.
But also….
I’m Very similar to-the poster further up, if you like me you have to tell me , spell it out, maybe use crayon…. as I am oblivious to subtle female cue’s and signals. #JustAMan "
You've nicked my non delivery plume and described me all at the same time - have I been cloned  |
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"If there’s one thing fab has taught me, it’s that I don’t have a type.
I find that I’m attracted to all sorts of people on here, curvy, slim, long hair, short hair, her or him but mostly her, the constant is definitely the personality.
What have you learnt about yourself? "
I've learnt guys will fuck anyone ^ |
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"If there’s one thing fab has taught me, it’s that I don’t have a type.
I find that I’m attracted to all sorts of people on here, curvy, slim, long hair, short hair, her or him but mostly her, the constant is definitely the personality.
What have you learnt about yourself?
I've learnt guys will fuck anyone ^"
That’s not fair! I was tied up the first two times! |
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"If there’s one thing fab has taught me, it’s that I don’t have a type.
I find that I’m attracted to all sorts of people on here, curvy, slim, long hair, short hair, her or him but mostly her, the constant is definitely the personality.
What have you learnt about yourself?
I've learnt guys will fuck anyone ^"
At least you didn’t go for anything  |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"Fab has taught me never ever Google anything you don’t understand on the forum "
When I click on the Google field on my phone I need to make sure no one is in proximity to my phone, cos never sure what the last words are that I had to look up! |
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"If there’s one thing fab has taught me, it’s that I don’t have a type.
I find that I’m attracted to all sorts of people on here, curvy, slim, long hair, short hair, her or him but mostly her, the constant is definitely the personality.
What have you learnt about yourself?
I've learnt guys will fuck anyone ^"
I definately dont do that |
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"That sky remotes are a unit of measurement...who knew lol
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Have you seen the size of them recently? I'm sure the person who came up with the new ones measured his by the old ones and thought "I'll make them smaller" lol |
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"That I have a mysterious ability to go from “gorgeous” to “fat old slag” the moment I say “no thanks”.
Yet to find out the science behind it."
The science as I see it is as follows:
sycophant = misogynist
over the top compliments and crass insults are two sides of the same coin |
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"That I have a mysterious ability to go from “gorgeous” to “fat old slag” the moment I say “no thanks”.
Yet to find out the science behind it.
The science as I see it is as follows:
sycophant = misogynist
over the top compliments and crass insults are two sides of the same coin "
Spot on. |
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"One thing? Only one.
Okay. I can do this. Choose one.
Oh. Fab has really taught me the importance of not actively looking for anything. You can be open to things, without that pressure added on. And then the right people do come in to your life, for whatever reason, for however long. Life is far more enjoyable when you're living it, not trying to fit a piece in to the wrong jigsaw.
This Spot on.
But also….
I’m Very similar to-the poster further up, if you like me you have to tell me , spell it out, maybe use crayon…. as I am oblivious to subtle female cue’s and signals. #JustAMan
You've nicked my non delivery plume and described me all at the same time - have I been cloned "
sorry #We’reJustMen |
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What have you learnt about yourself? "
I’m not as strange as I once thought, granted I’m still fucking weird, but I do not drink spunk from condoms found in the street, so I must be doing something right.
The mr |
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By *aizyWoman 22 weeks ago
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What have you learnt about yourself?
I’m not as strange as I once thought, granted I’m still fucking weird, but I do not drink spunk from condoms found in the street, so I must be doing something right.
The mr "
Did you have to remind me of that thread?!?   |
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What have you learnt about yourself?
I’m not as strange as I once thought, granted I’m still fucking weird, but I do not drink spunk from condoms found in the street, so I must be doing something right.
The mr
Did you have to remind me of that thread?!? "
Noooooooo! Someone did that? |
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"I've learnt that you can't get a proper chicken suit anymore they are just onesies, the fruit club is extinct and toblerone has reverted back to it's original shape although the milk doesn't come from swiss cows no more so it can't be labelled swiss chocolate. "
Awesome
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Not to speak for her but she has said this to me herself. Skye has realised since being on fab that her body is more than enough and her insecurities are only that. Seeing all the wonderfully hot and sexy photos people post on here, she has realised beauty comes in all different shapes and sizes and she doesn’t have to look a certain way to feel attractive.
And that’s huge if you ask me. So as negative fab can seem sometimes, it’s also a brilliant place for body positivity.
J.
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"Not to speak for her but she has said this to me herself. Skye has realised since being on fab that her body is more than enough and her insecurities are only that. Seeing all the wonderfully hot and sexy photos people post on here, she has realised beauty comes in all different shapes and sizes and she doesn’t have to look a certain way to feel attractive.
And that’s huge if you ask me. So as negative fab can seem sometimes, it’s also a brilliant place for body positivity.
J.
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I agree. Between pics on here and going to clubs it has done a lot for my body confidence also. No matter where we go there has always been a mix of ages, shapes and sizes and people who are attracted to others across that full range. B |
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"So many things I was so innocent before this place. No, seriously I was
But if I had to pick one thing it's that there are men out there willing to shag fat birds like me (only on fab obviously) "
Can I disagree on the ‘fat birds like me’ - I think Miss Bella is gorgeous |
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What have you learnt about yourself?
I’m not as strange as I once thought, granted I’m still fucking weird, but I do not drink spunk from condoms found in the street, so I must be doing something right.
The mr
Did you have to remind me of that thread?!?
Noooooooo! Someone did that? "
OH MY!!!!!!! Now what worries me, is that I'm actually going to read something that tops this!!!!!! ?????????????? |
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That I’m more of a fussy bitch than I thought and that there’s not many people I actually take to. That I’m a really good judge of character and that there are a few amazing people on here (and were on here) that I adore and will be in my life forever |
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"That there is a lot of straight men that love to suck cock!! I'm not complaining! Well I can happliy I'm not one of them"
You're either missing a comma or the word 'say'. Stop teasing him and playing hard to get. |
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"Fab has tought me flirting can easily be on surface level as I’ve found people say one thing but mean another.
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I only flirt with you Woody so we can share a bottle of wine together and put the world to right |
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Also what Fabs taught me that certain men in particular the one's with no options will go through desperate attempts to get any attention. For example men will set up couple profile (which most are run by men anyways) claiming they want cum tributes "for their wives" when its blatantly obvious those request are made for their own kink |
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